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Old 04-19-2009, 03:46 AM   #1
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Default Ninja Russian Hairdresser keeps unsuccessful Robber as a Sex Slave

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Russian police said a female hairdresser was arrested for allegedly keeping an unsuccessful armed robber bound as a sex slave for two days.

Web site Life.ru quoted police as saying the 32-year-old man entered the hair salon at about 5 p.m. March 14, brandished a gun and demanded money from workers and customers, The Moscow Times reported Wednesday.

However, the 28-year-old hairdresser, who had martial arts training, disarmed the man and bound him hair-dryer cord.

Police told Life.ru that the woman then allegedly kept the man gagged and handcuffed to a radiator for 48 hours. She is accused of forcing him to take Viagra and forcing him to have sex with her multiple times.

The woman let her prisoner go March 16 and he went to police after seeking treatment for injuries to his genitals.

The Web site said the man filed a complaint asking for the hairdresser to be brought up on charges for "actions of a sexual nature." The woman filed a complaint the next day seeking armed robbery charges against the man.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," Life.ru quoted a police source as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."
Now that is bad ass!!
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:25 AM   #2
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need to see a picture of her before I make my judgement
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:28 AM   #3
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need to see a picture of her before I make my judgement
Find it and we will see if that guy had it bad or not.
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That is what i do for my weekends, that guy had it easy.
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Old 04-19-2009, 07:00 AM   #6
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Damn, that ain't bad at all. I wouldn't mind that as my master for sometime..
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:51 PM   #7
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There is so much win. The only fail is the fucking robber bitching about it.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:56 PM   #8
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I told my wife the story and she said "He's bitching about that? He tried to rob the place and he got off with getting off? There's probably somebody really getting raped in America right now. There's always some rape happening. I like to think of it as a tag team thing."
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:43 PM   #9
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Lol at the throwup at her feet
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