Important: The Chat Thread

[stonehenge]

There is an ad on the radio for Circle K (gas station) advertising their .79 thirst buster fountain drinks. They are like 44oz for .79. At the end of the ad, their slogan is:

"The Most You Can Suck For Under A Buck"

[Cez★]

sounds like a shad place

[jschrock]

Chris....

A new study that was recently published in the medical journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research indicates that heavy drinkers tend to live longer than those who completely abstain from alcohol consumption.

The study which was commissioned by a team at the University of Texas at Austin tracked the mortality rate of 1,824 people between the ages of 55 and 65 over a 20 year period. The researchers found that 60% of those classified as heavy drinkers died over the course of the two decade study while 69% of those classified as non-drinkers died during that time. However, both groups incurred a significantly higher death rate than moderate drinkers (for the purpose of the study, those who consumed three drinks or less per day), of whom only 41% died during the study.

In further analysis of their data, the researchers also concluded that even when taking into account variables like income, physical activity, and past history of alcoholism, heavy drinkers tend to outlive teetotalers. These findings seem to refute the claims of groups like Alcoholics Anonymous who argue that the mortality rate of non-drinkers is often inflated in studies because that group typically includes many former heavy drinkers who suffer from the long term health effects of excessive alcohol consumption.

In accounting for their results the authors of the study noted that although it may increase life expectancy, heavy drinking is a significant cause of many health problems including cirrhosis, certain kinds of cancer, and brain damage. They speculated that the mortality rate of heavy drinkers is able to exceed that of non drinkers despite these risks because of the added social benefits of drinking. Those who consume alcohol are more likely to take part in social interactions which have been proven to be an important factor in maintaining health and increasing longevity.

[stonehenge]

Sounds like discount they offer at whore hauz or something.

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So from most likely to die early to least likely it goes:

Sober foos
Wasted foos
Buzzed foos

[.GARY.]

Originally Posted by jschrock

Chris....

well thats news for my day.

[2005_Silverado]

ima booz it up today then...dfw to live another 24

[SarkOzy]

at saying alcoholics live longger

[stonehenge]

here comes chris with his negativity

[SarkOzy]

[2005_Silverado]

:fgt:

[Bass]

So once again all the doom and gloom fgts are like mai bad, a lilz ok, juz bcarful.

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[stonehenge]

chriz, how old you be?

[jschrock]

[stonehenge]

wordboner.com!?

[jschrock]

nice catch didn't see that til nao...

[2005_Silverado]

Dont be a negative cao....no haz?

[stonehenge]

:hatersgonnahate:

[jschrock]

LoL you went to the site!!!

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[2005_Silverado]

Id do anything a dude with pen0r scar tell me to do

[stonehenge]

[SarkOzy]

Originally Posted by Juan!

chriz, how old you be?

twenty-two

Originally Posted by Juan!

:hatersgonnahate:

repz

[2005_Silverado]

wan haz 1 moar rep bawks

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by SarkOzy

twenty-two

I be 24 and I haz drink alcohol. So far I live longer than you mr. sober. FACT.

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado

wan haz 1 moar rep bawks

[Cez★]

iz out bros

[2005_Silverado]

wan, u haz purty writting