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Originally Posted by Cez★
nah, was close tho. but dis bitch was crazy. like religious crazy.
she wanted bf, i wanted to just fuck. she was like "ok iz open to dat but heres some rules, first if condom breaks n i get knocked up u gonna take care of me n jr forever. 2 no sex for a few months, 3 u go to all my family parties and call urself my BF," and some other one but i was like
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Be like "Counteroffer: If condom breaks we run down to Walmart and buy the morning after pill, sex immediately, I'll pretend I'm your BF for your family but my facebook status stays available in case someone less nutty comes along". Then hit that with a brick and run the fuck away...