LOL he didn't hit a parked car, he got himself T-boned while trying to park on a side street by his school.
They got him the Chevy pickup and he bitched about it constantly. So they sold it and let him drive the Jetta temporarily. He fucked it up so they bought him the Nizz. He bitched about the Nizz so we took it and they bought him the tracker. He's been happy with the tracker until recently.
I don't understand how he likes the tracker (92 or something with no A/C, fucked up handles, windows, etc) better than the bamf 85 shortbed or the Nissan.