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Old 12-01-2009, 03:44 PM   #1
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Talking DIY song parodies

Sometimes I get struck with an idea for a parody. Here's one.

Original: Sade - "Smooth Operator"
Play the video while you read the new lyrics below.

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My new lyrics: theholycow - "New Carburetor"

Diamond lane, H-O-V.
We move on road with minimum load and maximum speed.
City lights and business nights.
When you require old car desire for higher heights.

No place for beginners or sensitive parts
When AFR is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start.

No need to ask
need a new carburetor
new carburetor
new carburetor
new carburetor!

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south to Orlando, fuel for sale.

Bearing race, each classic case.
New steering box, support across,
This car can chase.

A license to drive, insurance to go.
Melt all your tires and burn into smoke.
His eyes are like headlights but his heart is cold.

No need to ask
need a new carburetor
new carburetor
new carburetor
new carburetor!

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south to Orlando, fuel for sale.

New carburetor
new carburetor
new carburetor
new carburetor....
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