random thought of teh day

[BillyJeanKing]

i hate fat people who make it so easy to make fun of their fat ass

don't get me wrong, if you're a jolly fat foo then we be coo

Pero if you go to a restaurant and complain about every fucking thing on your plate its like you're saying "I live to eat and this is the high point of my fat ass day".

If you are a fat bloated piece of shit and you sit in a restaurant and complain about some food that you aren't supposed to be eating in the first place then you need to die a slow horrible death. Judging by your dietary choices, that fate will come to pass soon enough.


EAT A SALAD YA FAT ASS, NASTY, TUB o' LARD, No neck having, three chin having bitch.

[VmaxEngage]

lol nice

[BillyJeanKing]

:shake:

bish gonna get a fromunder cheese sammich next time

[Cez★]

or when you see fatass people in the greasiest restaurants. great way to eat thin :bowtie: im usually waiting to see them fall on the dirty ass floor from a heart attack

[BillyJeanKing]

:word:

dumb fools :nono:

[Cez★]

fkn fatties

[stonehenge]

:bawl:

[theholycow]

:soapbox: Fuck that shit, gimme some fucking grease!

Eat a salad. :nono: That's what food eats!

Well, I don't do much complaining...if I don't like the way they prepare the food then I don't come back. If they screwed up my order I ask them to make it right but I don't make a scene.

[BillyJeanKing]

:bawl:

not you

you be coo fat guy :happy:

:soapbox: Fuck that shit, gimme some fucking grease!

Eat a salad. :nono: That's what food eats!

Well, I don't do much complaining...if I don't like the way they prepare the food then I don't come back. If they screwed up my order I ask them to make it right but I don't make a scene.

:shake:

reasonable complaints are ok pero don't get mad about some shit that no one has any control over

bish almost got her necks slit

[stonehenge]

I be fatteh pero don't consider myself sloppy bish fat :roflmao:

[Cez★]

theres a differnce between classy fat gaiz and trashy fat whores. like that drunk white trash ho who busted up a window because she couldnt get chicken nuggets at 7AM

[stonehenge]

:roflmao:

[BillyJeanKing]

damn sheeken nagget hoe

[stonehenge]

Don't blame her tho. Fgts need to have nuggz 24/7.

[theholycow]

She should go to the super walmart, buy a bulk pack of nuggets and a $10 toaster oven.

[Cez★]

i should do that too :animehmm:

[theholycow]

I bet she wouldn't even have to walk. She could ride a beaver like Denaliano.

[Cez★]

:imo

[Cez★]

do beer bottles really break like in the movies when you hit a dude over the head with it?

[stonehenge]

How come in action movies, when they jump a car over a huge distance, you can clearly see that it lands on the nose and TOTALS the car, but once the camera angle changes the car is spotless and still has beast like handling/power?

[Cez★]

extras.

[MikeH]

do beer bottles really break like in the movies when you hit a dude over the head with it?
Not Corona bottles, those bishes dont break. Seen a dude get hit in the head with one and it stayed in one piece. Seen another dude get hit with a 40 in the jaw and that bish shattered.

[stonehenge]

I know but why don't they cut away before it slams into the ground and show one landing nicely? it is only in some movies that they do this. You can clearly see the car get destroyed as it lands :rofl2:

[theholycow]

Where's Yaybo's old GMFS sig pic...that GIF was awesome.

[Cez★]

Not Corona bottles, those bishes dont break. Seen a dude get hit in the head with one and it stayed in one piece. Seen another dude get hit with a 40 in the jaw and that bish shattered.

chorronas ftl. ima buy some bottles of every beer and break them. see which is easiest so when im somewhere :uhoh: ill get the bottle that breaks easily :rofl:

I know but why don't they cut away before it slams into the ground and show one landing nicely? it is only in some movies that they do this. You can clearly see the car get destroyed as it lands :rofl2:

horrible scene cuts. maybe in the older ones where anything would be believeable and shit they would DIL. pero i guess now they make it more sophisticated

[Trevor F]

why cant we all be famous and rich?

[TATERNATER]

tmz would have a field day

[Cez★]

is it possible to use strong vibrations (giggidy) to lift you up and possibly fly :animehmm:

[Manbearpig]

giggidy

[shootermcgavin003]

why cant we all be famous and rich?

or why cant i anyhow

[oldrustyc10]

my thought for today is that the mighty oak was yesterdays nut that just hung on

[shootermcgavin003]

pussy be good

[Cez★]

lolwut

[theholycow]

That was the original title for a Chuck Berry song.

Go pussy go, go!
Go pussy go go go!
Pussy be good!

[stonehenge]

That was the original title for a Chuck Berry song.

Go pussy go, go!
Go pussy go go go!
Pussy be good!

Like the MJF cover in BTTF better.

[shootermcgavin003]

Like the MJF cover in BTTF better.

ereased from existance

[stonehenge]

His mom wanted to get on the MJF penor

[shootermcgavin003]

His mom wanted to get on the MJF penor

well if he didnt have one of the hottest women on earth for his mom :secretshake:

[Snowman]

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the road? :think:

[BillyJeanKing]

:roflsneaky:

scoop dem bishes up in teh crock pot :imo:

[stonehenge]

Carrots = hit by car?

DNW CARROTS

[BillyJeanKing]

:serio:

ain't wurf it

[VmaxEngage]

Tree falls on kitchen, become single!

[stonehenge]

If haters gonna hate, are wein0rz gonna wein?

[VmaxEngage]

If haters gon hate, baitors gon bait?

[Greatwhite]

master baitors gon' masterbait

[VmaxEngage]

Are Master Debators, politicians?

[Greatwhite]

master DEbaitors or guys that be none masterbaiting at said point in time.

"off the clock masterbaitors" basically

[VmaxEngage]

lol no, people who debate. politicians are master debators lol

[Greatwhite]

no, politicians are just fucking us.

politicians = overpaid clothed prostitutes

[Cez★]

:truestory:

[VmaxEngage]

lol he no gets it.

[Cez★]

he be caught on them fapz.


like miners gonna mine?

[VmaxEngage]

gold diggas gon dig

[Cez★]

stoners gonna stone

[VmaxEngage]

workers gon be on AOT

[stonehenge]

jackets gonna jack

[Greatwhite]

lol he no gets it.

i gets it. just not giving in.


swanguhs gon swang

[BillyJeanKing]

dicks gonna slang :dickslinger:


amidoinitrite?

[stonehenge]

Yahurdoinitrite

[stonehenge]

Waters gonna wat?

[BillyJeanKing]

slippers gonna slip

[stonehenge]

honkeys gonna honk :shrug:

[theholycow]

Junkies gonna junk?

Monkeys gonna monk?

Donkeys gonna donk?

Turkeys gonna turk?

[stonehenge]

Hammers gonna ham. Nom

[Cez★]

floppers gonna flop

[stonehenge]

Fappers gonna fap :stimpy:

[BillyJeanKing]

lazy bitches really chap my ass

[stonehenge]

<-- lazy :emo:

pero not bish :crossarms:

[BillyJeanKing]

we still coo den

[stonehenge]

:halfmexiVSblackfistbump:

[Cez★]

so teh human body creates electricity (or something of the sort) how mash though? small amounts that no kill?

[stonehenge]

Not enough to powah a car. Would be bamf. Sit in car, car has juice, drive. Fap for powah boost.

[Cez★]

lol

well the way alot of shit works in the body, liek nervous system and your eyes is it that the pulses turn to electric waves or something for your mind to produce whatever it is sending. so cant you hax yourself to see somethign else or some shit? :uhohshrug: idk if thats right :roflshrug: so its probably just a bunch of shit

[theholycow]

You're talking signal-level stuff, not power-level. Like a network cable or speaker cable, not like a power cable.

Yes, there are hax, but they're fucking scary shit.

There was a dude in the news recently who crashed his car while driving with his mind-controlled prosthetic arm, it hooked up to his body's electric signals and what not.

[TATERNATER]

Egyptians would shave their eyebrows to morn the death of their cat.

[stonehenge]

You're talking signal-level stuff, not power-level. Like a network cable or speaker cable, not like a power cable.

Yes, there are hax, but they're fucking scary shit.

There was a dude in the news recently who crashed his car while driving with his mind-controlled prosthetic arm, it hooked up to his body's electric signals and what not.
What a n00b, I drive with my pen0r all the time.
Egyptians would shave their eyebrows to morn the death of their cat.
My cat is awesome and I'll be sad when he dies but DNW browless wan

[Cez★]

You're talking signal-level stuff, not power-level. Like a network cable or speaker cable, not like a power cable.

Yes, there are hax, but they're fucking scary shit.

There was a dude in the news recently who crashed his car while driving with his mind-controlled prosthetic arm, it hooked up to his body's electric signals and what not.

yea thats what im talking about :clap:
if you could connect the nerves to a new body part, say a machine one. dat be pretty bamf. but idk how far technology has come to do ett

Egyptians would shave their eyebrows to morn the death of their cat.

:csb: :cheeky:

[theholycow]

idk how far technology has come to do ett

Well, apparently it might not be good enough for driving a car. :roflshrug:

[Cez★]

:rofl: tru dat haha. but its still interesting to think about

[BillyJeanKing]

i was driving today and i saw a car broken down in a parking lot

there was a guy looking under teh hood and his daughter was standing next to him looking under there too

she was maybe 2 or 3 so the bumper was like eye level :roflmao:

i jested cuz it looked like she was shecking out teh problem too :roflsquared:

i'm slow :D

[stonehenge]

shoulda drove up and been like "hey foo, see dis tembo? you wish brah... you fuckin wish.. later bish" and then spin da tiyaz

[BillyJeanKing]

:hmm: maybe next taime

[stonehenge]

:shake:

[shootermcgavin003]

ima tickle the ol ladys butthole when i go home

[BillyJeanKing]

have fun bro

[BillyJeanKing]

what keeps your lips from sealing together forever like an open wound???

[stonehenge]

Probably skin foo. Same thing that keeps our fingers from fusing together or our armpit rofl

[shootermcgavin003]

what keeps your lips from sealing together forever like an open wound???

vagina juice

[BillyJeanKing]

:sneaky:

but lip skin is all different and shit

[shootermcgavin003]

:sneaky:

but lip skin is all different and shit

its pink :roflshrug:

[Cez★]

i want to dreeft mah truck :animehmm:

[stonehenge]

Lolno

[Cez★]

:emodoor:

[shootermcgavin003]

Egyptians would shave their eyebrows to morn the death of their cat.

well chicken fuckers are real

[stonehenge]

outdoorfire = ratard

[Cez★]

:orly:

[stonehenge]

:yarly:

[Cez★]

:nowai:

[Cez★]

its better to DIL than to never have done it at all

- Cez^_^
:truestory:

[BillyJeanKing]

have you ever noticed how in mcdonalds commercials they show grown men holding big macs with two hands

those are the tiniest burgers known to man and i'm supposed to believe you need two hands to hold it

grow a god damned pair and use one hand ya fairy

also, mcdonalds sucks monkey nuts













that is all :uhohdoor:

[theholycow]

:word:

[stonehenge]

but the brefas is nom :drool:

[BillyJeanKing]

mcgriddles fo sho pero other bullshit = :100courics:

[MikeH]

their brefas burrito is nom

[BillyJeanKing]

brefas burrito was nasty as shit

[MikeH]

why are you eating shit? :eek:

[BillyJeanKing]

so i would have something to compare nasty food with

[stonehenge]

rofl nom'd a deuce so that you could properly analyze and compare it's flavor to less savory nomz

[BillyJeanKing]

:shake:

[stonehenge]

nomz comparisons are srs bsns and dirty yawb but someone gots to do it

[BillyJeanKing]

dats all i'm sayin y0

[shootermcgavin003]

have you ever noticed how in mcdonalds commercials they show grown men holding big macs with two hands

those are the tiniest burgers known to man and i'm supposed to believe you need two hands to hold it

grow a god damned pair and use one hand ya fairy

also, mcdonalds sucks monkey nuts











that is all :uhohdoor:

i eat the shit sometimes its cheap

[MikeH]

NHB is a shit eater too :jester:

[shootermcgavin003]

nhb is on a budget

[Cez★]

why not put deathrow inmates in front of military recruits :shrug: they learn to kill. no extra cost

[shootermcgavin003]

y not hang them and feed there bodies to farm animals

[stonehenge]

Y not send them to Canada for the jests

[shootermcgavin003]

Y not send them to Canada for the jests

:roflshrug:

[Cez★]

would you be charged with anything if you ran over some idiot who jaywalks or crosses the street when your light is green?

[black06]

they'd probably get a citation for jaywalking

[stonehenge]

i'd neg rep the fgts for damaging CV bumper

[theholycow]

If you didn't make every effort to avoid hitting the pedestrian then you could/would be charged. Even when they're breaking the law you're required to try to avoid the collision. There is no jaywalking license to injure/kill.

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Why is it that when I'm shopping and I see apple sauce I think it would be so great, but when I get home I never want it and it goes bad?

[Cez★]

Yeaaa fuck those people. Would run over. Make them bitches pay for any damage to cv too :security:

[stonehenge]

:lol:

[chevy_man]

Why do I read through needless, endless bullshit on here all night and forget to go to bed early, even though I know it's late if I already put my son to bed?

[RM90]

Why do they call it 2% milk?

[stonehenge]

because 2% of the fat is reduced from whole malk

[MikeH]

because 2% of the fat is reduced from whole malk
Then why does 1% have less fat then 2% :jester:

[stonehenge]

I am not interested in logic and facts, pls go Mike.

[RM90]

:blackkidooo:

[Cez★]

watever happened to bamf lookin captains on stuff. like in that pirates of teh carribean. that foo looks like fgt and the dUdz on deadliest catch no look like teh bamf captains i always had imagined. kinda always imagined this
http://www.adoceric.com/images/digital/Pirate-Captain.jpg

not this
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/pirateDM2505_468x456.jpg

[stonehenge]

bamf captains shouldnt haz le manscaping and guyliner :nono:

[BillyJeanKing]

:serio:

fgt pirates

[stonehenge]

dfw plunder le booty

pero new captains want to plunder da cawk

:scared:

[Cez★]

Butt pirates, not cool brahs

[Cez★]

why do farts smell deadlier when you rip one in the shower?

[Manbearpig]

:roflmao:

[apedestrian]

cause the heat from the shower rises? :shrug:

[stonehenge]

I think it has something to do with the methane gasses and the steam. Don't remember but I looked it up one time. Went researcher style on it. :jester:

[BillyJeanKing]

why do those "we buy gold" places hire people to stand outside with signs???

why can't they just stick the sign in le ground

the guy usually doesn't dance or even hand out flyers

he be gettin paid to stand in le sun

[stonehenge]

:word: here they are usually for a gold buyer, jiffy lube, little ceasers, or tax peeps when its time for taxes

FTS DNW stand in 100* weather

[BillyJeanKing]

we haz those exact same four here also

pinche sign holdin muhfakkas

[stonehenge]

I sometimes want to tell them to gtfo but most the time they are all waving and shit so I'd be the douche in that situation :roflmao:

[theholycow]

Tax season around here usually means they're standing in 0 degrees.

[swab]

how chicken pox would feel on dick

[stonehenge]

:roflmao:

[Greatwhite]

how chicken pox would feel on dick

i could tell you how poison ivy feels

:yarly:

[swab]

that reminds me of the time i was hunting in tejas and wiped my ass with a combo of half my shirt and some leaves. they were the wrong leaves.

[Cez★]

What is a "flight" of stairs:

[stonehenge]

from the bottom step to the top step in one direction....

[Cez★]

Ohhhh~

:shake:

[BillyJeanKing]

Just got back from dinner:


i hate people who go out to eat at a restaurant with the sole intention of complaining about every fucking thing. They know before they even leave home that they're going to bitch and moan about every little thing. They could be given the best food they've ever eaten and the best service they've ever had and they would still bitch. I also hate people who think they can order shit thats not even on the menu. "This is the menu, this is what they offer."


"Can I get the BLT but instead of bacon i want turkey and instead of tomato I want avocado and instead of lettuce I want bluberry jam and instead of bread I want it all on a bed of cole slaw" :what?:

[Cez★]

i be like
le me: excuse me kind waitstaff, would you please point me in the directoin of the axe storage room?
le fancy waitstaff: "point to room"
me:
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/crazyshaggy/misc/Untitled2-1.png

[Cez★]

why do roads get closed to scrape up the guts of some fuck when they get smashed by a car but no one gives a fuck if its a dog or possum when they are hit on the road and end up staying on road with blood sprayed across tens of feet and chunks of animal across all lanes

[Dubyagee]

why do roads get closed to scrape up the guts of some fuck when they get smashed by a car but no one gives a fuck if its a dog or possum when they are hit on the road and end up staying on road with blood sprayed across tens of feet and chunks of animal across all lanes


Its illegal to leave opposing thumbs on the road.

[Cez★]

opposing thumbs? wat
joke?
explain plz

[shootermcgavin003]

cause desecration of human corpse is illegal

[Cez★]

pfft. people think they so important :wank:

if some fuck runing across freeway or somehow gets creamed bysome foo in a prius that fuck should be left there. future lesson to the next would be pendejo trying to cross

[shootermcgavin003]

i agree but families would flip

[Cez★]

fuck them too

[shootermcgavin003]

when there the fuckers voting for sheriff govener etc............you cant be like that have to kiss there ass

[Cez★]

overthrow gov. become unvotable.dead bishes hanging in mah chambers ???? prawfit

[stonehenge]

Cez should have his own island that we send prisoners to so he can rule them. Like Australia but w/o kangrooz

[Cez★]

:animehmm:

[shootermcgavin003]

let kangroos eat prisoneers

[Cez★]

cez style animals :awwyeah:

[Cez★]

what is the plural of moose?

meese? like how goose plural is geese, right?

:animehmm:

moose pic spawned this intellectual thought

[theholycow]

Officially the plural is moose, but I think rules should be consistent.
Goose-geese, moose-meese.
Ox-oxen, box-boxen.

[BillyJeanKing]

kork-korken

[lowerc]

Radius - radii

Toyota Prius - prii??

[theholycow]

I prefer "Prion".

"A prion is an infectious agent composed of protein in a misfolded form. {...} Prions are responsible for the transmissible spongiform encephalopathies in a variety of mammals, including bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE, also known as "mad cow disease") in cattle and Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (CJD) in humans. All known prion diseases affect the structure of the brain or other neural tissue and all are currently untreatable and universally fatal."

[race2c]

why the hell do professors may you do a project/presentation 65-80 minutes in length when the majority of us will never do that in our lives. fucking retarded.

we are already graduate students why make the shit difficult when we are choosing to be here anyway.

[stonehenge]

I use oxen/boxen/foxen all the time. Waifu gets annoyed by it, makes me use it more. :cheeky:

[Cez★]

why is cl abundant in dudes posting their dicks fer womens than womens showing of their clam wanting to :turbohump: pero there be more lezzys posting their vagine looking for another lezzy

[Cez★]

why cant cable companies let you pay for whatever channels you want specifically rather than a huge package with channels of no importance

[theholycow]

If they did that, you'd spend less money. They DGAF if you get crap you don't want.

For fuck's sake, I can't even get internet and tv without getting phone service from those assholes.

[Cez★]

figured it was a money thing. cao lets start bamf jew cable services.

[stonehenge]

cuz they know that deep down inside, you want dat hallmark shannel

[Cez★]

:roflpow: dont even know what channel that is on tv

[BillyJeanKing]

why cant cable companies let you pay for whatever channels you want specifically rather than a huge package with channels of no importance

:imo:

[stonehenge]

would be nice to get cheap cable that didn't include religious channels, mexi channels (since idk wtf going on), sports (fts plz go), etc.

They could still have packages but they should be a number of channels.

So you could pick the "50 channel package" and then go through the list and pick your 50. Then pay more for a "80 channel package" or "150 channel" or whatever.

Of course it wouldn't include HBO, Showtime, etc but that's fine :shrug:

[Cez★]

:word:

somethinglike that id get asap. i switch between a few already as it is when i have like a 100+ channel package. sometimes i cant find fuck in any of those. and im like ATT plzgo

[theholycow]

Satellite offers packages like that...but I can't haz porke internet cervix only available from cable.

[stonehenge]

lulz cervix

Parents dish network has the "Top 100" and "Top 250" and shit but you can't pick and choose what channels they are. FTS because you know a couple of the ones you want are only in the higher packages. Fgts.

[Cez★]

:word: hate that shit. they move a channel to a higher tier package :pissedfist:

[lowerc]

paying for cable

:bishplz:

[stonehenge]

Me and waifu have been cableless for almost a year now. Miss it sometimes but for the most part we're fine w/ netflix and downloading a couple shows.

[Cez★]

i can be cableless too imo. sister would probably go insane, parents may be able to watch non cable spanish shows. i can order anime channel and not get tired or if :roflshrug: or just watch something ive bought

[theholycow]

Could be cable tv less. DNW. I'd rather spend the money buying DVDs of the awful crap that's on cable.

If I ever move, I'm moving somewhere with competition. The worst thing about where I live is the cable internet/tv monopoly. Other places have fiber from Verizon and that shit heats up competition.

[stonehenge]

Yeah the only thing available in our apartment is Cox. Or qwest for DSL but ftmfs

[theholycow]

Can't even haz DSL here. http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/emow.gif

[Cez★]

cant you file some sort of anti monopoly lawsuit or something?

[lowerc]

cableless :bishplz :


1. acquire necessary tools
2. tinker with cable box
3. ????
4. Prawfit :AWWWWYEAHH:


Problem doosh cable gai?

[stonehenge]

dfw cable thievery
Can't even haz DSL here. http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/emow.gif
At my parents house there was no dsl or cable. It was either 56k or pay $80 for satellite. Satellite has a higher ping than 56k but downloads faster. It also has a monthly limit of like 15gb.

Fkn fgtry

[Cez★]

back when we were broker mexis we had dat hot cablez. forgot what they did but they changed the setup and we lost our free shit :emo:

[theholycow]

cant you file some sort of anti monopoly lawsuit or something?

There's nothing illegal about having a monopoly; you can't force others to go into the same business as you. They do engage in anticompetitive practices that I suspect are illegal, and they've been called on it, but Cox has the money for the good lawyers and the money to bribe officials.

There's a competing cable company in part of RI that wants to expand but Cox keeps bashing them down hard.
http://www.fullchannel.com

[stonehenge]

cao haz cox too?

we can be cox buddies :high5fap:

[Cez★]

:uhoh:



well didnt they make sbc global go down/split because it was a monopoly?

[theholycow]

cao haz cox too?

we can be cox buddies :high5fap:

We gotta make sure to pay our bills...wouldn't want them to cut off our cox. :uhoh:

[stonehenge]

DNW decoxification

[Dubyagee]

DirecTV and DSL. Fuck cable.

[theholycow]

DirecTV and DSL.

:wwaanntt:

[stonehenge]

Don't really want DSL

[shootermcgavin003]

got dsl it isnt any different really

[Cez★]

Why is pants always said like this, " pair of pants" when its only one?

For that instance, say u are asking where you left pants, u say "where are my pants?" Not where is my pants.

Do is/are used differently when a quantity of more than one is used? But pants are just 1

[theholycow]

:word: There are a few things like that and they all suck.

[stonehenge]

I got a new short. More comfy than my best pant and jean.

[theholycow]

My arms were cold in my shirts so I put on my jackets.

[shootermcgavin003]

In ky it paints :lol:

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[stonehenge]

:pissedoff: I CAINT FIT IN MAH PAINTS

[shootermcgavin003]

stop eating

[BillyJeanKing]

:pissedoff: I CAINT FIT IN MAH PAINTS

:pissedoff: peenus is too big :wifflebat:

[stonehenge]

:repz: for troof

[DistantJ]

I know right???

And why is it a pair of knickers/panties and only one bra?

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

[Cez★]

one bra pero 2 boobs :uhohshrug:

[theholycow]

One bra, two boobs. Two panties, one pussy. Makes sense.

[BillyJeanKing]

two boobs no brain

[shootermcgavin003]

tittie holder is what i called them when i was little

[Cez★]

:lol:

surprised bras are present in your area :cheeky:


i wish craiglist had a massive flag function

[shootermcgavin003]

well with the older welfare crowd there not but the younger ones like to be hard to get

[Cez★]

pinche hard to get playin cunts :nono:

[BillyJeanKing]

playin wit mah emoshunz

[Cez★]

like playin wiff mah monies

[stonehenge]

Pinche big worm again

[shootermcgavin003]

its a trap anyhow bishes just want you to keep them up

[BillyJeanKing]

Pinche big worm again

it be big worm fest on AOT :imo:

[theholycow]

tittie holder is what i called them when i was little

Over the shoulder boulder holder. :imo

[Barrrf]

WTF do my new dockers have 2 buttons and 2 holes?

[stonehenge]

supposed to make the pre-fap process harder to prevent work-faps

[Barrrf]

supposed to make the pre-fap process harder to prevent work-faps

They failed.........

[stonehenge]

Yeah I know, that's why "supposed" is in there. They should just give up and give us velcro on everything like we want :crossarms:

[theholycow]

http://i.imgur.com/x3yZN.jpg

[Cez★]

:truestory:

[theholycow]

:truestorymeme:

[Cez★]

duno about everyone else but i get ocd when i put my straw in through the top and its never right in teh center. one flap is stronger than the rest so the straw leans one way

[stonehenge]

That doesn't bother me but I hate when fgts have straws that aren't as tall as the cup and that shit falls into the cup and you gotta remove the lid and shit to get it back out :pissedfist:

[Cez★]

JITB has giant cups and the straws barely poke out 1 inch from cup :excalibur:

[stonehenge]

fgtITB

[RM90]

les gusta el arroz con popote.

[stonehenge]

:what?:

[Cez★]

rey likes snorting semen like if it were cocaine

[stonehenge]

found pic of rey:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_03/snortingDM2210_228x377.jpg

[Cez★]

nails all done like a joto

[lowerc]

:smellsgoodman:

:yesss:

[shootermcgavin003]

That doesn't bother me but I hate when fgts have straws that aren't as tall as the cup and that shit falls into the cup and you gotta remove the lid and shit to get it back out :pissedfist:

i just hate when pop comes out the top from the straw cause cup is too full

[stonehenge]

cup be like

:yesss:

too mash esoda

[BillyJeanKing]

DFW too mash esoduhz

[shootermcgavin003]

i hate that cause it gets all over you in the truck

[BillyJeanKing]

:ffuuu: