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03-08-2009, 01:15 AM | #1 |
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I want to take a shower...
...but my wife just stank up the bathroom.
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03-08-2009, 01:29 AM | #2 |
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tell her to spray or light a match next time
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03-08-2009, 01:36 AM | #3 |
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Maybe I should have her smoke a cigar while she shits.
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03-08-2009, 01:53 AM | #4 |
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Tell her to get back into the kitchen.
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03-08-2009, 02:19 AM | #5 |
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You only have 1 bathroom?
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03-08-2009, 02:26 AM | #6 |
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Lock her in the bathroom till the smell is gone.
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03-08-2009, 02:27 AM | #7 |
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One bathroom, two bedrooms, one very small kitchen, one living room / dining room ("open floor plan" style), one attic, one basement. Eventually we'll figure out a way to afford a second bathroom in the basement.
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only one basement? you are not living til you have at least 2 basements
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The reason I keep a pack of matches near the ol shitter.
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why dont u just kick the silly cow out...
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03-16-2009, 12:52 AM | #11 |
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Ha Ha. Got to love the girl stink
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03-16-2009, 04:16 AM | #12 |
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Haha i just stank up a tier and blamed the inmates so i am on your wifes side by saying fuck it shit your pants.
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This will probably the first time I will ever feel sorry for the inmates now that they have to smell your shit and can't go outside for fresh air.
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I went into the mens room at work RIGHT as the cleaning lady was leaving it, the "Closed For Cleaning" sign was still up and the floor was still wet, so i stunk it up before it even got done smellin good
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03-16-2009, 09:15 PM | #15 |
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So you just shit and didnt stink it up, you sir have officially just shat like a female before she gets married.
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03-16-2009, 09:33 PM | #16 |
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I like to go destroy the toilet right after my girlfriend gets done cleaning it
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I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.
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You sir are a dumbass
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