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04-14-2010, 10:41 PM

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Ive tried the slumber approach..VERY hit or miss with her

id rather attempt and fail than go without all together

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04-14-2010, 10:42 PM	#77
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04-15-2010, 12:46 AM

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Ive tried the slumber approach..VERY hit or miss with her

You have to ease her into it. Very slowly. Veeeery slow. A little bit of cuddling. A stray brush against something sensitive. Another stray touch. Up the ante a little if she responds...then a little more...

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04-15-2010, 12:49 AM	#79
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04-15-2010, 12:52 AM	#80
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04-15-2010, 12:54 AM

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BillyJeanKing says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

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Nothing more to it. Just try a little, wait for her to respond, then try a little more...

and if all else fails

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04-15-2010, 12:57 AM

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You have to ease her into it. Very slowly. Veeeery slow. A little bit of cuddling. A stray brush against something sensitive. Another stray touch. Up the ante a little if she responds...then a little more...

fuck that i wait till she is almost out completey sneak up like a ninja and be like pow look what happened

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04-15-2010, 01:07 AM	#83
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04-15-2010, 01:08 AM	#84
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04-15-2010, 01:16 AM

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My wife gives the best oral when she's asleep. It's in my interest to make sure she's turned on.

wife and oral ive never seen those toegether before

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04-15-2010, 01:03 PM

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04-15-2010, 04:24 PM	#87
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04-15-2010, 04:31 PM

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2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

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2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

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2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

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2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

2005_Silverado says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.

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wife and oral ive never seen those toegether before

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this thread be on GMFS?

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04-15-2010, 04:36 PM	#90
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04-15-2010, 04:37 PM

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Chriz: Hey babe, when can I tap dat?
pB: Fuck that I saw the same thread on gmfs.
C: oh.

lol i have asked but she knew what was up...........can't say what she said. i've "forgotten"

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04-15-2010, 04:51 PM

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wife and oral ive never seen those toegether before

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04-15-2010, 04:52 PM

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lol i have asked but she knew what was up...........can't say what she said. i've "forgotten"

hmm i need a :fuckinliar: smilie

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04-15-2010, 04:56 PM

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hmm i need a :fuckinliar: smilie

i've "forgotten" for my own personal safety, lest i have a slip of the tongue.

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