Tip for bathroom sounds

BillyJeanKing · 11-29-2010, 11:10 PM

Have you ever worried about making "bloop" sounds in teh bathroom when you take a dump

Tip:

put some TP in the toilet bowl before you deuce. The shit will land on teh TP silently and you won't have to worry about being embarassed by shit sounds. Works best for work squirts.

.GARY. · 11-29-2010, 11:16 PM

That works better in a port-o-let to keep the splash off your ass. It also doesn't help when the flatulence that accommodates expulsion of poo sounds like a jet rumbling down a runway

shootermcgavin003 · 11-29-2010, 11:18 PM

i usually dont give a fuck and laugh when its stupid loud

MikeH · 11-29-2010, 11:18 PM

I believe that was one of the Life Hacks I had made a thread about a while ago.

BillyJeanKing · 11-29-2010, 11:18 PM

fuck yo life hacks

JayBo · 11-29-2010, 11:29 PM

I'm with NHB on this one. I jest.

BillyJeanKing · 11-29-2010, 11:32 PM

nasty fucks

.GARY. · 11-29-2010, 11:37 PM

I do what I have to do, Flush, wash hands then walk out like so

BillyJeanKing · 11-29-2010, 11:39 PM

you walk out like a fgt feeling 10 pounds lighter???

.GARY. · 11-29-2010, 11:44 PM

I walk out and IDGAF because I'm leaving and those other guys aren't.

BillyJeanKing · 11-29-2010, 11:46 PM

and they haz to smell it

shootermcgavin003 · 11-30-2010, 12:00 AM

i dont courtsey flush

**theholycow** · 11-30-2010, 12:06 AM

No point quieting the bloop sound when my ass goes "PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" as the shit escapes.

BillyJeanKing · 11-30-2010, 12:07 AM

"PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" you say???

shootermcgavin003 · 11-30-2010, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE

"PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" you say???

with a goddamn at the end

BillyJeanKing · 11-30-2010, 12:12 AM

Video page
Full screen

**stonehenge** · 11-30-2010, 12:57 AM

If I recognize the shoes in the next stall I try to keep the deuce ruckus to a minimum. If I dunno who the fgts around me are then its a deucepocalypse in there.

shootermcgavin003 · 11-30-2010, 12:58 AM

if i know my neighbor i usually make jokes and say funny shit to make it worse

BillyJeanKing · 11-30-2010, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

If I recognize the shoes in the next stall I try to keep the deuce ruckus to a minimum. If I dunno who the fgts around me are then its a deucepocalypse in there.

good rule of thumb

**stonehenge** · 11-30-2010, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

if i know my neighbor i usually make jokes and say funny shit to make it worse

"Damn Joe, did you hear that one? I swear it almost ripped out mah ass ring. Got mah whole ass wet with the splash trolololool" -yeff

shootermcgavin003 · 11-30-2010, 01:16 AM

my fav line is hey gotta a present for ya

MikeH · 11-30-2010, 01:48 AM

refer to this thread for more fun tips

http://allofftopic.com/showthread.ph...ght=life+hacks

BillyJeanKing · 11-30-2010, 02:01 AM

can haz that post deleted???

shootermcgavin003 · 11-30-2010, 02:06 AM

why its shittin fun

BillyJeanKing · 11-30-2010, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE

fuck yo life hacks

11-29-2010, 11:10 PM	#1
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	Tip for bathroom sounds Have you ever worried about making "bloop" sounds in teh bathroom when you take a dump Tip: put some TP in the toilet bowl before you deuce. The shit will land on teh TP silently and you won't have to worry about being embarassed by shit sounds. Works best for work squirts. Last edited by BillyJeanKing; 11-29-2010 at 11:12 PM.

11-29-2010, 11:18 PM	#3
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	i usually dont give a fuck and laugh when its stupid loud __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

11-29-2010, 11:18 PM	#4
MikeH waffler Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 10,917	Re: Tip for bathroom sounds I believe that was one of the Life Hacks I had made a thread about a while ago.

11-29-2010, 11:29 PM	#6
JayBo ♪♫Boogie Woogie King♫♪ Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Jurrjah Posts: 12,568	I'm with NHB on this one. I jest. __________________

11-30-2010, 12:00 AM	#12
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	i dont courtsey flush __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

11-29-2010, 11:16 PM	#2
.GARY. . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: USA Posts: 9,884	That works better in a port-o-let to keep the splash off your ass. It also doesn't help when the flatulence that accommodates expulsion of poo sounds like a jet rumbling down a runway

11-29-2010, 11:32 PM	#7
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	nasty fucks

11-29-2010, 11:37 PM	#8
.GARY. . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: USA Posts: 9,884	I do what I have to do, Flush, wash hands then walk out like so

11-29-2010, 11:39 PM	#9
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	you walk out like a fgt feeling 10 pounds lighter???

11-29-2010, 11:44 PM	#10
.GARY. . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: USA Posts: 9,884	I walk out and IDGAF because I'm leaving and those other guys aren't.

11-29-2010, 11:46 PM	#11
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	and they haz to smell it

11-30-2010, 12:06 AM	#13
theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	No point quieting the bloop sound when my ass goes "PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" as the shit escapes. __________________

11-30-2010, 12:07 AM	#14
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	"PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" you say???

11-30-2010, 12:12 AM	#16
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	Video page Full screen

11-30-2010, 12:57 AM	#17
stonehenge Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hoenn Posts: 85,082	Re: Tip for bathroom sounds If I recognize the shoes in the next stall I try to keep the deuce ruckus to a minimum. If I dunno who the fgts around me are then its a deucepocalypse in there. __________________ \| Smilies To-Do \| MAL (bishplz) \| Current PS+ Free Games\|

11-30-2010, 12:58 AM	#18
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	if i know my neighbor i usually make jokes and say funny shit to make it worse __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

11-30-2010, 01:16 AM	#21
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	my fav line is hey gotta a present for ya __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

11-30-2010, 01:48 AM	#22
MikeH waffler Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 10,917	refer to this thread for more fun tips http://allofftopic.com/showthread.ph...ght=life+hacks

11-30-2010, 02:01 AM	#23
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	can haz that post deleted???

11-30-2010, 02:06 AM	#24
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	why its shittin fun __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

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