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07-09-2012, 01:50 PM | #251 |
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or get on a carnival ship instead
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07-23-2012, 02:37 PM | #252 |
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I had a dream where i was at a school and i was at a vending machine. I looked down at the slot where you pull the food from and there was a bunch of money in there. It was only 20 dollars but it was a bunch of ones. I took it.
Later on a girl was crying because somebody stole her money and I was liek For some reason a whole shit storm erupted and I was giving her the money back, they were talking about putting a freeze on my debit card to keep me from using it or some shit. I had to be lectured by some fgt about stealing fools money i was liek: it was $20 in a vending machine. you can't track down who it belongs to |
07-23-2012, 02:39 PM | #253 |
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shoulda kept mouf shut and used $20 on chooz or made it rain on some hos or something
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07-23-2012, 02:41 PM | #254 | |
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Since when so black people return money
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07-23-2012, 02:42 PM | #255 |
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i woulda kept it but somehow they found out i took it
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07-23-2012, 02:43 PM | #257 |
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cao, don't encourage him
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07-23-2012, 02:44 PM | #258 | |
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Shoulda played racism card.
"Oh. Just cuz I be da only BLACK gai up in hurr. I gotta be the one who took Dat money right? Hide da money y'all cuz Da black gai be here"
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07-23-2012, 02:47 PM | #259 |
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wit they broke ass
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07-23-2012, 02:50 PM | #260 |
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they musta had korkah on camera stealin' boxes
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07-23-2012, 02:53 PM | #261 |
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they say they did, fired me on the spot
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07-23-2012, 03:04 PM | #262 |
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why you stealin boxes fo? you tryna build a clubhouse?
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07-23-2012, 03:06 PM | #263 |
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fo me and wanz
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02-25-2013, 03:26 PM | #265 |
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i had a dream I was microwaving with the door open
that can't be good |
02-25-2013, 04:04 PM | #266 |
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pinche korkah, close that shit first yo
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02-25-2013, 04:19 PM | #267 |
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He was obviously using it as a ray gun.
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02-25-2013, 04:47 PM | #268 |
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better than shitting with the door open
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02-26-2013, 04:05 PM | #270 |
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brb, building extra wing for MBP
now we'll have so mash room for activities |
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I HAD A DREAM
That the entity known as MBP/MFBP would once reach 19k Well that day has come 19,000 |
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03-28-2013, 05:34 PM | #273 |
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I dreamt last night that my house was being attacked by gypsys
I was going around shooting gypsys with silenced pistols Like I was shooting them and they didnt even notice one another getting shot They started attacking because I pointed at one of them and gave them a go to hell look for driving through my property ---------- Post added at 11:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:33 AM ---------- I remember I shot one in the back of the head for setting up a propane tank next to my AC compressor outside |
03-28-2013, 05:39 PM | #274 |
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wait you shot that one because he was setting up a propane tank?
note to self, next time gypsys drive through property, just let them pass quietly like zombie herd
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fkn gypsies pls go
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