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03-21-2014, 08:34 PM | #326 |
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Munchies from da cohnah stoe
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03-21-2014, 08:38 PM | #327 |
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also bought dat blek y mild and a graep soda
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I bought a pack of blek y milds for my father in law yesterday. I was amazed that they had like 10 different varieties all named "Black & Mild".
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03-21-2014, 08:52 PM | #329 |
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cao prolly bought teh blek y blanco variety
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03-21-2014, 09:38 PM | #331 |
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Dat wine flava
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03-21-2014, 10:17 PM | #332 |
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graep swishuh sweetz
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got some tropical flava of swasher swets the other day. *licks lips* nom
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03-21-2014, 10:21 PM | #334 |
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i can tell wun smoke cuz dat lips turnin blek *uncle elroy*
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03-21-2014, 11:09 PM | #336 |
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Juan sometimes referres to my lips as bad words I cannot say in korkahs presence
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03-21-2014, 11:12 PM | #337 |
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you always say that pero i don't remember even saying it
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03-21-2014, 11:22 PM | #339 |
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Yes u say get those ..... lips off my cup bastard...
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03-21-2014, 11:28 PM | #341 |
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Ohhhh hoh deny it now u bish...
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03-21-2014, 11:34 PM | #343 |
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dis some ghey shit
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i had a dream that i ordered some animez.
but i accidentally bought a volume i already had Video page Full screen
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Pardon my notes, I was pretty groggy and typing them on a phone. I cleaned them up but I could have missed some grammar, tense, or typographical errors.
At 2am I had been awake a while, don't know why. I kept trying to sleep. 2:45am I woke from a dream. I drive from the house where I grew up. I get out to end of the driveway and the throttle is not working right, I step on it a lot and get very little response, but I pull out in front of slow-moving 3rd gen Camaro entering from a nearby side street anyway. A few houses later the oil presseure gauge is fluctuating wildly so I stop. I walk home, planning to tow it with my truck. I notice the key is mangled. It's folded in half with one splinter still sticking out the whole length unfolded. I guess the ignition system is not working right because of incomplete activation of the key switch. (In my dream, it has a modern integrated switch rather than the rod-actuated switch under the dash.) I walk home carrying manglekey and, inexplicably, a large kitchen knife. There are teenage girls walking in my way and I keep my distance, especially because of the knife. I want to walk faster than them so I try a yard shortcut to no avail. It makes me look more creepy. I finally go inside to get the spare key and the old babysitter dude there is skeptical about my story. I convince him and decide to go out to the garage to get the other spare because it's known good. The broken key and babysitters replacement were short with wide plastic ends instead of 1980-style standard full length little metal key. In the garage there is weirdness. Two people in the copy room struggling with the copier overflowing are covering the room's glass walls with butcher paper so the sitter won't see. The sitter arrives on horseback and probably starts hassling them or something. I go back to and it's gone. I keep walking down street and see a similar car but I realize that's not it. I get on Google Maps satellite view (which in my dream is live) and see another similar car nearby but that's not it either. I expand my search and maybe see it driving through a nearby large intersection then follow it into Worcester. Under the Performing Arts Center carport I see 3 blonde teen girls in it pick up 3 or 4 teen dudes. I am dumbfounded at the situation and can't begin to guess what to do. Finally I eat some Rice Krispies and after the first bowl I go and get my truck keys to drive around until I find it and either total both vehicles (and hurt the occupants of ) by high-speed ramming or follow it and attempt to recover it. I pick up phone to call my dad and then realize my sister and my mom are already talking to each other on the line. I go upstairs and they are together, cleaning the Christmass tree room and I wonder why they were talking on the phone. I tell them how angry I am about my car. Mom thinks a Marine would have wisely prevented it and I wonder if locking the doors and replacing the worn key switch that works sans key (IRL I don't have, but did on my Caddy) would have helped but I decide not. I think about my rage and imagine ramming and telling the occupants that they can either hobble away with injuries or sue me and get busted for stealing. I wake up with my heart pounding.
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03-26-2014, 04:01 PM | #347 |
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w. t. f.
you have a x-mas tree room?!
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03-26-2014, 04:04 PM | #348 |
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- trying to avoid looking like a pedo - babysitter in your house when you have no kids - copy room in your garage - sitter on horseback inside - rice krispies during emergency ---------- Post added at 08:04 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:03 AM ---------- I didn't even catch the christmas tree room, I read that wrong and thought they were just upstairs cleaning up the christmas tree stuff
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03-26-2014, 04:08 PM | #349 |
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when else do you eat rice crispies?
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