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http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/68310
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Jumbo.....I thought he was still talking about his shitty girlfriend. no idea it was a jet.
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TBH I could never make out 60% of the words in that song and always thought he was saying something about gumbo.
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Lol @ holy deuce one
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From http://www.safebraking.com/humor-fun...-failure-joke/
A mechanic, a manager, and a computer programmer are riding in a car. They come to a hill and their brakes fail. After careening down the hill and finally coming to a stop they get out to decide what to do. The manager says “We need to have a meeting to form a committee to see what we should do next!” The mechanic says, “Screw that! Give me a pocket knife and some duck tape and I’ll have us going in no time!” The programmer looks at them both and says, “Lets push it back to the top and see if it does it again.”
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lulz
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I only understand this one because of internet memes. Thank you, internet!
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it got away
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http://notalwaysright.com/fare-the-horde/24798
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ikea calls peeps cuntface as they enter the store?
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whats with the bleeping out.fgts
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Every day in IT....
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dnw nasty offices full of trash
i remember a couple that were kinda when i was doing normal tech stuffs and plenty of keyboards that made me wash my hands right away
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Doesn't sound like his office is full of trash, sounds like it's a tiny closet that they call his "office". Some of our faculty have "offices" like that.
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Ah i see, fts also
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http://notalwaysright.com/yukon-freeze-it-part-2/27030
(Call Center | ON, Canada) (I work at a call centre located in Canada, but our focus is verifying orders placed for long distance phone service with a particular company in America, so all our incoming calls originate from there. I am on a call with a man from a Southern state.) Caller: “Where are you from?” Me: “We’re located in Canada, sir.” Caller: “Oh wow, you must see a lot of moose up there then?” Me: “Well, maybe more so out west, sir. But we are in Southern Ontario. There aren’t really any moose here.” Caller: “You must have a lot of snow, right?” Me: *it’s currently Summer* “Yes, during the winter we can get lots of snow.” Caller: “How do you power your call centre?” Me: “I’m sorry, sir? We use electricity.” Caller: “Wouldn’t the heat from electricity melt the igloos?” (I have to mute my headset as I laugh and try to compose myself. I want so badly to joke with him, but our calls are recorded.) Me: “No, sir. We live in houses and buildings in cities just like you. Even way up north I don’t think you’d find any igloos anymore.” Caller: “Really? Oh. What were you asking me again?” (We resume the call as normal, but at the after our goodbyes, he jumps in.) Caller: “Wait! If I give you my email, can you send me a picture of a moose?” Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.” Caller: “Aw, how come?” Me: “Because it’s against company policy and the moose are camera shy. Have a great day, sir!”
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