Funny... Role Playing Thread

[stonehenge]

Okay so here is the idea. Cao and Cez picking up and throwing sandwiches made me think of this, it may be kinda entertaining. You can only do simple actions, don't write like 20 lines of shit that you are doing and if you introduce an item, you have to say how. Pretend like we are all in the same place. You can make up whatever the fuck you want besides that This will either fail badly or produce a few jests. Like so:


EDIT: NO KILLING EACH OTHER it ruins everything. But feel free to kick each others asses.

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Juan opens a desk drawer and finds a sharpie.

Juan writes "Fuck Chad" on the desk and holds the marker up for someone else to take.

[Chadster08]

Chad takes sharpie and jabs it into juans eye numerous amount of times till he is dead



the end

[stonehenge]

Juan gets up and speaks "Fail, shithead, I be alive" and kicks Chad in the throat.

Juan gets the shapie and writes "F G T" on Chad's forehead.

[Cez★]

King whoar appears and beheads chad. Hailing ensues.

[stonehenge]

Juan sees Chad's head reattach.

(stop killing each other )

[Cez★]

Cez flips off wan

[Chadster08]

Chad wipes off his forehead and says, Let go play some basketball










(all I could think of)

[2005_Silverado]

eddeh walks in sees fgtry going on, slowly walks out the door

[theholycow]

cao picks up sharpie and realizes it was the one used in that FFUUU with the /b/tard and his mom

[stonehenge]

Juan searches through the closet and finds a baseball bat.

Juan says "Baseball is better" and hits Chad in the knee.

Juan sees Eddeh peek then leave.

[Chadster08]

Tis be already gay cause everyone is going to try and beat the shit out of each other lol

[theholycow]

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

[Cez★]

Cez posts to up his post count

[stonehenge]

Juan facepalms at his failure of a thread.

[theholycow]

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[stonehenge]

Juan fucks grue.

[theholycow]

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

[Chadster08]

Chad scratches head cause he is lost more than usual.

[Cez★]

takes teh up passage

[theholycow]

cao goes and plays a fun text RPG at http://www.xs4all.nl/~pot/infocom/

---------- Post added at 02:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:54 PM ----------

We should get those for our arcade.

[Chadster08]

Chad punches the computer screen cause the game is blocked at work FUCK!!!

[stonehenge]

Cao, is there a list of commands somewhere or was that part of the game? Figuring out wtf to do lol

[theholycow]

You should be able to google up lists of commands and entire cheat sheets, but just guessing is fun enough.

look
look at
examine
wear
open
talk to {name}
hi {name}
s
n
w
e
lie down
get up
turn on light
inv
use

etc

---------- Post added at 03:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:17 PM ----------

They're more fun when not using that crappy web interface. There's probably better web interfaces out there.

[stonehenge]

found out that there is an app for android called Twisty that runs all those infocom games

[Chadster08]

Chad, posts up in this thread in hope to bring it back to life and have a good laugh before lunch.



Chad, throws a wad of paper at Juan that says.....