why do jewish get circumsized Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 15% off?
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair
How long is a Chinese name
Why dies Ariel wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.
Three baby seals walk into a club.
Man goes to the doctor for a physical. Doctor says "You've got to stop masturbating so much." Man says "Why?" "Because I'm trying to give you a physical!"
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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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