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some random jokes from reddit that made me jest. Thread title is "What's the shortest, but funniest joke you know?"

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full

It's always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they're always taking things literally.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

Job interview:

"What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

I hear it's making headlines

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar.

The other one ducks.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball

-Gluhhgluh

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

Congress.

moar if you want: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...joke_you_know/

I jested many times. Some are the sucks though.