That shit wasn't cool man. I was arguing my ass off with the cop. He was like, I'm gonna arrest you. I was like, "You're gonna have to borrow an extra pair of cuffs... I'm a big boy."
Although, I will add, nothing personal against the dude that runs this, because he's telling the truth... it's not like a "Praise Jeebus" thing at all. And the little snack bar thing inside the church has some BANGIN chocolate milkshakes.
