2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
(my office was the strip club and....she bailed)
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare a--.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
(this one kinda works...i'm a mechanic so the car wouldn't actually go anywhere.)
however, for all these, ask NE, i have either said or will say all of them. most definately the ones pertaining to football, beer, and women.
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~Shithead
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