Here's my contribution:
Me: Hey, can I ask you a question
Her: Heyy...yea sure
Me: When can I tap that :-)
Her: Hahahaha...wtf?..u crazy boy..lol
Me: Haha i know, but when though
Her: Lol! ...hmmm ill think about it
Me: Ok then...let me know
Her: Lol..loser =p
I think I did something wrong
Still working on it