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32. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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Which used to be allowed by law on Sunday afternoons on the courthouse square.
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35. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
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That'd be for your body to digest it into usable energy. So apparently, I need to eat a shitload of celery to burn some calories.