I had some kind of Inception thing going on.
I dreamed that wife and I went to sleep naked and I had a dream. In my dream within a dream we were doing it...first standing doggy style, then semi-standing titfucking and I came. So in my real dream I came in her asscrack and she didn't wake up and I thought it was hot that she was laying there like that.
IRL I didn't cum at all.
Unfortunately (still in my real dream) I had to get up to piss and I was afraid she'd wake. I get up anyway and there's some weird dude standing near the urinal but I crowd past him and piss. Then as I'm washing my hands I realize there's some other dude in there too, and that's when I remember we're living in some kind of group home. I walk out of the bathroom and the walls are covered in big chalkboards and I'm reading the bullshit that's written on them, something about some kind of schedules or tracking or some such.
Then IRL I hear my wife messing with the alarm clock and I say "what the fuck" because I thought I was
already awake.