Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
I got this from bapetalk
Basically you Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" and post the results Here's some Examples somebody else did: Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk? Me: time is of the essence. Her: your dating my friend no Me: so? Her: NO. ---------------------------------------------------------- Me: Hey when you gonna let me hit that? Her: Ha didnt know you were interested Me: After you used your teeth when you said goodbye the other night I was hooked Her: Wait what? ---------------------------------------------------------- me-Hey girl her-Hi me-When you gonna let me tap that? her-Woah! What?! me-I'm busy i need an answer her-I'm busy too me-well when you gonna let me tap that? her-Why? me-I sometimes get the urge her-Uh ok? me-you gonna answer? her-idk yett ----------------------------------------------------------- |
I'm married, so what the hell..
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I texted my wife 20 minutes ago, no response. She's probably in shock because I'd never bother to text her something like that.
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Ok, I guess I should have waited another 5 minutes. She called and said "The answer is yes" then proceeded to ask about something unrelated.
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Wives actually say yes?!?
Now i'm really confused.. |
Mine runs hot and cold...sometimes she can't get enough, other times I can't get any.
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This was originally on PBnation if you wanna check out the LULZ
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Still fun to try though. Even though it didn't help my odds for tonight lol
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Here's my contribution:
Me: Hey, can I ask you a question Her: Heyy...yea sure Me: When can I tap that :-) Her: Hahahaha...wtf?..u crazy boy..lol Me: Haha i know, but when though Her: Lol! ...hmmm ill think about it Me: Ok then...let me know Her: Lol..loser =p I think I did something wrong :D Still working on it |
I just realized the title of this thread makes no sense
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You just realized that. :p
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I just texted my girlfriend who lives over an hour away in a dorm at her college during the week but comes back home on the weekends and this is what was said.
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Fri boy! U know it! Me: haha nice |
nice one new guy :high5:
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Text i had with a girl the other night
Take notes bishes :pimp2: K: Rinaaa!!!!!!! ================== R: Yeeeess!! ================== K: Hey dude, did you have an easter speech today? :P ================== R: Lol no but i said a poem ================== K: Oh thats cool :-). Watcha been up to lately? ================== R: Nun much just been chillin and you ================== K: Same, i'm bored. Just decided to text this really hot girl i know ================== R: Oh really. . . Thanks you're so sweet ================== K: Lol :P , lemme ask you something ================== R: Go right ahead ================== K: Ok so all those times you slept over my house. Would you have freaked out if i asked you to do some crazy stuff? ================== R: Umm no depending on wat you asked me ================== K: What about "follow me into the bathroom"? ================== R: Umm ion know, i cant say wat i would have done ================== K: WORD!!!!! lol. I always wanted to ask when you were here :happy: ================== R: Why didnt you? ================== K: You were kinda young for what i wanted to do :pedobear: ================== R: You're just two years older than me ================== K: LOL, my bad. I thought you were a youngin. But anyway, what could have happened in the bathroom? ================== R: Wat did you want to happen? ================== K: Take a guess ================== R: Lol enjoyable things :orly: ================== K: Lol, i thought you were all sweet and innocent :P ================== R: Me, noooo!! Lol. . . But i am ================== K: Thats cool though. But in the bathroom, you'd get on your knees? :bj2: ================== R: Oh no, sorry but i dont do that at all :blah: :doh2: ================== K: Hahahahaha, ok so what would we have done then? ================== R: Probably anything but that. Wat would you have done? ================== K: Can i get it? :turbohump: ================== R: Dont you have a girlfriend? ================== K: No (Next day) K: RINA! you left me hangin last night. That was cold blooded. lol ================== R: Lol im sorry, i got sleepy ================== K: Its cool, dont say bye or nothin ================== R: Lol im so so so sorry ================== K: Lol, i'm just messin with u. Anyway, whats up RRR? ================== R: Nun much JJ. . . ================== K: You know what RRR stands for? ================== R: Umm no ================== K: Round Rump Rina. You got a big butt :D ================== R: Lol wow. . . I didnt think you noticed :naughty: ================== K: Lol, how could i not notice that ass. But seriously i always stare it :) ================== R: Wow. . . You so silly ================== K: I know :P The rest goes into some not so :naughty: stuff K: When r u goin to bed? ================== R: Umm ion know probably in a minute ================== K: Alright then. Good night. I'll text you later in the week. ================== R: Okay cool :security: |
You have to seal the deal, now.
Post pics too. |
:roflsquared: the added smilies made me jest
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will do :humping: Quote:
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hurry up mandingo :rofl:
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are youz blakk gai? how you not know mandingo? :nono:
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You said you wouldn't post our perzonal zexts :blah:
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Your the one that called me RRR :uhohghey: :roflmao:
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JJJ
Jiant Junk Juan ---------- Post added at 01:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:46 PM ---------- :uhoh: |
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