Catch A Rabbit
 

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

csb

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:lol:

I heard that joke in Spanish b4 :jester: fits the mexi federales better than police :crossarms:

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wouldve thought le CIA would be ones to not apologize :rofl:

:roflpow:

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OY!

this person and another account both posted links to some fgt bootcamp site, pretty sure they were trollin. their IPs and email addresses showed up on a spam search site too so fts

FTS :security:

bishes be gone :security:

actually fits the ksp

its gotta be a spammer, they won a tournament. only spammers win tourneys.

i won one once

Me too :cheeky:

i won one once against juan............

i didnt but look at all the 1sss