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theholycow 11-03-2010 12:17 PM

Dream thread
 
Sometimes I have dreams. Usually if I do I don't remember but once in a while I do. Usually they make no sense, with things changing in the dream unnoticed (example: I'm in a garage, oh now it's a bunker and nothing seems weird about that), but they're still funny at times. Here's a funny one.

I was helping my friend with the beater Ranger or S10 (5 speed manual :)) he bought. I drove it home and used it to take some trash to an out of state dump (I knew why in the dream but I no longer remember why, except that in the dream later I realized I could have brought it to my local dump after all). I was driving back from the dump, and apparently I have kids in my dream because I was teaching them to drive and I was sitting in the truck bed. A decent looking housewife is out on the street, I think putting her trash out, and I stare at her cleavage as she bends over. She sees that and pulls out her boobs. Then she's walking after the truck (somehow, walking speed and driving speed are similar in my dream even though her walk doesn't seem fast and the drive doesn't seem slow). She's showing off the goods and I decide to whip my junk out to show her. She's happy to see it. So she's catching up to the truck and then I notice her husband in a wheelchair holding on to the truck, smiling because he supports what's going on. Again nothing strikes me as odd. She gets in the truck with me and sits on my lap and I finger her asshole. Then I'm like hey I'm married and this is NOT ok so she leaves and then I'm driving my buddie's truck again and I notice there's some brown on my finger so I laugh as I wipe it on his floor carpet. Then I fiddle around with the radio trying to find something to listen to, and there's something I no longer remember about the broken radio that's on the floor under the seat...

I would never do these things in real life, but it was an interesting dream.

stonehenge 11-03-2010 01:41 PM

Re: Dream thread
 
Rofl so cliffs be:

- Borrowed friends ranger
- Drove to dump in another state
- Kids drove back while you sat in the bed and whipped out your junk and then fingered some womans anos for a few minutes as her wheelchair bound husband watched
- You said FTS and told the bish to gtfo.
- Wiped feces on your friends rangers carpet.

:roflmao:

stonehenge 11-03-2010 01:42 PM

Re: Dream thread
 
Oh and I'm the same. I rarely remember my dreams for longer than a few seconds after I wake up. When I do remember them tho, they are usually fairly jesty. Will try to post up next time I remember one.

theholycow 11-03-2010 01:53 PM

:repz: for cliffs jest.

stonehenge 11-03-2010 02:01 PM

Re: Dream thread
 
:cheeky:

VmaxEngage 11-03-2010 07:38 PM

lol here's cliffs for mine, it was too long and weird to type out.

-Remember riding huge surfboards with tanks on them
-Sped accross the lake on the boards to a frozen part and went swiming.
-Got out of water and hooked up with a chick from highschool.
-Woke up to a diff chick from HS vacuuming and hooked up with her.
-Mysteriously ended up at fancy restaurant with another different chick from HS.

Then i woke up lol :wtf:

stonehenge 11-03-2010 07:40 PM

:roflmao: last cliff:

-Eventually fucked whole HS.

VmaxEngage 11-03-2010 08:04 PM

lol if I would have kept sleeping...it might be possible :hmm:

fatkidkustomz 11-03-2010 08:26 PM

I smashed my best friend's old lady in one of my dreams not too long ago.

Short version:

Some dude was fucking with her wherever we were at, and his name was Hans. No idea why... lmao. So I stood up to him, made him cry like a little girl without even touching him (the power of words... right on.) Then she hugged me, and kissed me on the cheek. Then it went the whole "chick flick" way and we looked at each other and you know what happened after that.

Felt guilty... told them both about it, but not in a serious, "We gotta talk" way. That, and to save my ass just in case I ever slept over and they heard me say something in my sleep. :rofl2:

The conversation about it was jestier than the dream though.

(Keep in mind she was standing right beside me the whole time)
Friend: "Was she good?"
Me: "Ummm.... honestly?"
Friend: "Yeah... honestly, I mean it's not like you actually did it, it was just a dream"
Me: "True. Not gonna lie, best sex dream ever."
Friend: "Fuck it... ask her to make it real for you. Ain't no fun unless my homie gets some."
Her: "Give me a week... cause yeah..."
Me: "Ewwww"
Friend: "Dammit! Really? You were fine earlier!"

I roffled very hard.

stonehenge 11-03-2010 08:28 PM

:jester:

VmaxEngage 11-03-2010 08:28 PM

hahah that one was good

theholycow 11-03-2010 09:26 PM

:roflhigh5:

SarkOzy 11-03-2010 10:13 PM

I had a dream months ago that I completely created an ignition module for a Jaguar from scratch. Complete from the breadboard up. Still remember a vision or two from it.


That's when I realized I work too much.

shootermcgavin003 11-04-2010 02:30 AM

all my dreams have some portion that come true its usually the most no important thing but thats what happens it stupid and sucks

.GARY. 11-04-2010 03:31 AM

I haven't really had any dreams I remember in awhile now. When I do its either some form of sex and nudity with random hot looking women or I'm involved in blowing some shit up somehow involving wars/battles/zombies and stuff. Yeah, I dont know :roflshrug:

Cez★ 11-04-2010 03:33 AM

i usually forget after i wake up or if i wake up in the middle of the nightt and go back to sleep i forget too. will keep a notebook and write shit down next time :roflshrug:

shootermcgavin003 11-04-2010 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .GARY. (Post 184481)
I haven't really had any dreams I remember in awhile now. When I do its either some form of sex and nudity with random hot looking women or I'm involved in blowing some shit up somehow involving wars/battles/zombies and stuff. Yeah, I dont know :roflshrug:

so yours never come true

mine do there not interesting last time i dreamed i was stuck in road construction looking a bright blindy light on a truck

2 days later i was

theholycow 11-04-2010 12:05 PM

Jeff, if you ever dream that you mail me a winning lottery ticket, you better start fucking mailing me some lottery tickets.

Last night I had a dream that the wife and I went on vacation somewhere. She was sucking my dick on the bed while I grabbed her ass, then she stopped before I alerted and we went out. There were like towers and stuff, didn't notice in the dream but now I think it looked British. So we're on this huge conveyor belt going up and she gets on top of me, puts her tits in my face, but won't fuck.

Goddamn it, I can't get no satisfaction!

SarkOzy 11-04-2010 01:22 PM

:wtf:

stonehenge 11-04-2010 01:41 PM

Re: Dream thread
 
:roflsquared: cao has teaser dreams

shootermcgavin003 11-05-2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 184783)
Jeff, if you ever dream that you mail me a winning lottery ticket, you better start fucking mailing me some lottery tickets.

Last night I had a dream that the wife and I went on vacation somewhere. She was sucking my dick on the bed while I grabbed her ass, then she stopped before I alerted and we went out. There were like towers and stuff, didn't notice in the dream but now I think it looked British. So we're on this huge conveyor belt going up and she gets on top of me, puts her tits in my face, but won't fuck.

Goddamn it, I can't get no satisfaction!

like i said there never anything important

KOURKE 11-05-2010 12:15 AM

i was sitting at mah computer and my chair/ area around me resembled a black ferrari F430

it was like my computer chair was a ferrari

stonehenge 11-05-2010 01:46 AM

Re: Dream thread
 
DFW rarri shair

fatkidkustomz 11-06-2010 03:17 PM

I really gotta stop dreaming about best friend's chick.... last night bitch got me shot. But dude that shot me got himself dead when I fired back, so I guess I won. Fucking scary ass dream.

KOURKE 11-06-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 185814)
DFW rarri shair

:word:



Quote:

Originally Posted by fatkidkustomz (Post 186693)
I really gotta stop dreaming about best friend's chick.... last night bitch got me shot. But dude that shot me got himself dead when I fired back, so I guess I won. Fucking scary ass dream.

CSB :clap:


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