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Originally Posted by spunkmonkey (Post 523805)

w. t. f.

you have a x-mas tree room?!

Negatory. That was just dream weirdness.

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 523806)

:fulloffuck:

- trying to avoid looking like a pedo
- babysitter in your house when you have no kids
- copy room in your garage
- sitter on horseback inside
- rice krispies during emergency

:roflmao:

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I didn't even catch the christmas tree room, I read that wrong and thought they were just upstairs cleaning up the christmas tree stuff :roflmao:

Avoid looking like pedo thing was from real life. Last Thursday I went to my father in law's cookout but I was feeling very non-social and just wanted to hang out with my wife. Unfortunately she was hanging out with 17 year old niece and niece's friend so I was too. I felt really creepy.

Sitter was apparently there to babysit adults, since I had to convince sitter of shit.

Horse was complete WTFery.

What was really strange about the dream was how cohesive it is. Usually I can't make sense of any shit in my dreams, nothing connects, there lots of random shit that's totally impossible by any science and can't even be described. This was linear, shot in a single scene, easily put into words, and there really wasn't anything that's only possible to explain as magic.

crispycrispycrispycrispycrispycrispycrispy

horseback adult-sitter fts

same law for ky. idk of any 16-17 yo that would let me though.

16 in RI. Still creepy.

idk ive seen some that young could pass for mid 20s just saying

True. Were they thick and smash able? lol

very much so. granted dnw to deal teenager but was attractive none the less.

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Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 523832)

idk ive seen some that young could pass for mid 20s just saying

It's not about what age they look, it's about having to hear them talk like this:

Video page
Full screen
...while duckface-making and such. Fucking DNW to deal with any of that bullshit, nor inexperienced bish.

yeah thats why i said dnw teenager.

i like me some electronic music and the beats ok but her voice makes me want to go cez on something/someone.

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must watch turn down for what video to clear rage

i hate the "mall" girls so much............skinny jeans hate those too.

yeah i do too. or the tight black pants that waitress's wear. like the dress pants that are tight and have no rear pockets. make that butt look great.

You guys are doing it wrong. Gotta keep that mouth full all the time so they can't talk…then when it isn't full the jaw is sore and they don't wanna talk

:yup:

Might need some help if planning to pound the tuna or drive the hershey highway though.
:tagteam:

korkah not a fan of nommin tunas

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Originally Posted by pwtr02ss (Post 523991)

You guys are doing it wrong. Gotta keep that mouth full all the time so they can't talk…then when it isn't full the jaw is sore and they don't wanna talk

dnw to go through bullshit to get to that point.

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 524006)

korkah not a fan of nommin tunas

I was talkin' aboot taking the pigskin bus to tuna town, not nommin'.

I know you were talking about dipping the brautwurst in the tuna flavored soft taco but I was just saying.

Ok, as long as we know we're talking aboot stuffing the sausage into the pink fish taco, we're clear.

Yep, screwdriver in the wall socket.

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