you know you might have really done this in your sleep like the family guy episode where he was eating the lamb in his sleep

Had an asteroid destroy my house the other night, shit seemed real :bertstare:

I cant even remember the last time I had a dream. It usually means that Im sleeping good when I do have them tho and that is very rare.

Ryoko pop out? :cheeky:

Had weird shit last night.

Cliff's: Weird violence on college campuses, chicks in underwear, some chick with pussy lips showing through a cutout in her pants, biobombs turn everyone into some kind of zombie.

Ok, so here's how it starts. Some weird dude was causing a problem. Eventually we got rid of him. Then there's stuff I don't remember. I think a security guy was involved. Then there's stuff I don't remember.

Then I'm in the dormitory and in the rear corner where two halls intersect I see someone chained to a door waving for help. I realize that it looks kinda like that guy but it's been a couple days and I'm not sure. I go to the lobby and look at the security monitor and get distracted by college chicks in their underwear (yep, cameras in the rooms). Then there's some chicks in the lobby and one of them is wearing pants that have a cutout to display her lips. Then there's stuff I don't remember.

So now we're outside and we sneak into some other dorm and pretend we're helping with whatever the hell it was they are doing (I don't remember). Apparently it's another school and we talk about our rivals (my school). I guess we find what we need because we walk nonchalantly out the front door instead of showing our IDs or whatever, and break into a run as soon as we clear the door. Then we realize we need to go back in so we put up a ladder and climb back in the 2nd floor. Then there's stuff I don't remember. I think we get caught.

We're running across the parking lot and there's helicopters and planes flying low. I see them drop stuff, which turns out to be tiny bombs (just blowing up a couple feet of dirt when they land). So, we crouch next to some cars for cover and I consider getting under one. Then they come our way so we start running. They drop some shit over the field where we're running and it's not bombs. There's like ribbons with sacks of something. Some get caught in trees, others land on the ground. I tell everyone to leave them alone and run but some people start opening them. When opened, they release a small cloud with little flying points of light inside. All of the sudden everyone is infected with a virus and turns around to run back. One of my buddies is keeping his cool and I am too, and he yells at me to try to de-zombify one of the other guys (who is rather short). I grab him by the shoulders and shake him and yell at him and he snaps out of it for a few seconds, then his eyes pop back to evil status and he breaks away.

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That one was interesting. Then there's stuff I don't remember.

:cheeky:

Holy shit had a dream and actually somewhat remember it.

I met Juan at and electronics store and we spent hours fucking with everything, but the store was bamf and everything was CHEAP. I remember there be Xs for $100 retail and big ass TVs for $300. Thats all I really really remember tho :roflmao:

sounds pretty homo :uhohdoor:

:fuckyeah:
jealous imo

:sneaky:

is cuz iz no droid fanatic :emo:

:word: prob blake has cez dreams where you all have big anime eyes and shit

:rofljest:

:rofl:

Why am I having/remembering so many dreams lately? It's like every day now. It used to be like once a year.

Cliff's: Can't remember a lot of it. So much doesn't make sense.
- Loaded trash in truck.
- Got arrested in :gB:. Got to work anyway.
- Cao gets jungle fever when girl falls in love with him.
- UPS finds us standing around outside a building at another college.
- Yet another BAMF bathroom.
- Piss blood.
- Dude gives me a watch. I carry some shit for him (not as a trade for the watch).
- People jesus-walk on wet concrete but I don't.
- I upgrade some kind of roofing nailer or shock absorber.
- Sit around in a bar bullshitting.

Really hazy, a lot missing, so I'll post what I remember. I'll use '?' for details I can't remember and {...} for whole sections I can't remember.

Driving to work, I guess. I decide to go early so I can stop at ? and load up a bunch of trash into the truck that needs to go to ?. A phone call where I talk about it. {...}

Driving :gB:. {...} I got arrested. {...} On campus now. {...}

Light-skinned black girl is being very friendly. {...} We're on the highway in her car. It's a muscle car that I've seen often but never identified, I think from the 70s or early 80s. I notice that her passenger side wiper has another wiper blade haphazardly tangled in it. We cuddle while we drive and I'm not sure WTF is going on because I have a wife who I love. Now we're cuddling in a wheelchair in a hospital waiting room. We're not injured. It's very crowded. I have that wiper blade and I think I threw it away. A nurse in a nearby room says they don't have business cards and proceeds to give someone in that room a prinout, or just tells them the phone number, or something.

Now we're on another campus and she is about to walk into a bathroom when a UPS woman comes up to us to say she's got a package for us. So I wait there while the UPS woman goes to get the package and my unnamed companion decides that the bathroom near us isn't good enough so she goes up some stairs.

I decide that while I'm waiting I'll take a leak. I walk into the bathroom and it's decadent - gold stuff everywhere, all kinds of high-class stuff. It's also weirdly designed and I can't find a sink. I piss in the urinal and my piss dribbles out, bloody, but it doesn't freak me out; I think it's a little weird but I pretty much ignore it.

I come out of the bathroom and nearby I find a whole bunch of sinks, seemingly out in the open. I wash my hands and I think the UPS woman brings the delivery.

{...}

This dude I'm with is in his 50s probably. He gives me a nice watch and says some seemingly profound (but possibly really dumb) pun about time. I'm concerned about some machine I'm holding that seems to be halfway between a shock absorber and a pneumatic roofing nailer (but doesn't seem weird in the dream). I help him with a printer and the UPS delivery which was in a small box but is somehow a rather large thing that I guess is supposed to hold two printers.

We're loading up a bunch of stuff that we're going to bring to his car. I pile two printers and a bunch of other crap on the printer holder thing. I expect the thing to be very heavy as it is but it's not, it turns out just to be a plastic tray. He and the others each carry something and I grab the overloaded tray. I carry it to where everyone's going.

I think I see people jesus-walking on wet concrete that's being poured as sidewalks in the front yard of this new house but by the time I get there I see that I can't. ? Something here about wet concrete coated garage doors.

{...}

I'm worried about that machine again. I partially disassemble it, paying special attention to a Z-shaped bracket that actuates the nailer and is loosely placed into a slot, add a metal sleeve (looks like the ones that were on the spark plug wires I got from that NBS in the junkyard) that I've been waiting to put in it, and put it back together.

{...}

Sitting somewhere, maybe a bar, with that guy and some other guys. I'm fiddling with the watch, taking it off and putting it on. Something about a funny pickup line that the guy used to meet me (nohomo, just a humorous way to make a new friend) being better than something he just said.

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Wet concrete coated garage doors made me jest for some reason. There is no fuckin way id remember that much about one dream. Id probably remember

"I think I was at a school and some chick had a jacked up wiper but its cool cuz I got a watch from some dude. Oh and people were like Jesus I think."

Alright so I actually had a dream, and somehow remember parts of it.


HRG was working at a weather station, and her task was to go outside every hour, on the hour and get a weather observation. I was training to take her position. I would go outside and write the observation from the instrument down on a clear laser printer transparency. After that I'd come back in and input the info into a computer.

That is all.

After spending some time on Google Images I think the car was a 1978 Malibu. I'll have to pay attention to details the next time I see one and then google it again.

I only remember part of it, but I was trying to merge onto I10 west from I75 southbound and was having trouble deciphering the exit ramp. It was like a double helix, but it wasn't. Was strange. I was heading to Tallahassee. :eekclap:


Then my alarm went off :jester:

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Of course chrizs dreams involve freeway travel. :jester:

:jester:


I'm glad my alarm went off. DNFW to find out I was going to see Chawpz :eekdoor:

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TetaTape dreams

:picardpalm:

cao haz long ass dreams :rofl:


i member i had one where i was banging some chick in my room on the chair

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Cez dream explanation: short and to the point

:rofljest:

:truestory:

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but srs thats all i member. like mah mind started remembering that part. not how i got her there. so idk if i paid for dat shit or if it was free pero i took it :cool: i think it was girl i knew

I had one where I was driving somewhere with some kind of gym teacher or something, then we were going to this restaurant but we couldn't get in yet so we went in like a hotel room in the same place, she had big tits and I think I titfucked her or something.

Really didn't remember much.

:wtf: is with all the :naughty: dreams?

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Caos dreams aren't naughty, they are dream representations of his reel lyf

:confused:

:rofl2:

I dunno, I like teh secks.

Plus I spent a lot of time with my wife's tits last night just before going to sleep. :boobs: :miyagi:

:jester:


I think I was just too tired after driving 16 hours Saturday that I passed out. No dreams FTW.

coma sleep ftw

I wonder why I have/remember so many more dreams lately than I used to. It used to be once or twice a year at most.

Ok, so...cliff's:
- Worked on a huge ancient diesel engine in an attic that's hooked up to a large air conditioner
- Drove the truck that the engine belongs to
- Worked on a house
- Lit a campfire
- Rich guy appears to be heterosexually challenged
- Found wifi but couldn't get my car's A/C to run right

Working on the big air conditioner engine in the attic that I've worked on in a previous dream. Finally have an oil filter for it (looks like an empty plastic cup, weird). Go to put it on and the old one is broken off with just a stub still in place. Ask for tool, old lady is chilling with my dad and I point to my oil filter tool on the wall. They hand it to me and after a little confusion I get the old one off and replace it. I can't pre-fill the filter because of its position. I notice a small resevoir that appears to be full of a teal colored grease. There's a label saying to empty it periodically and make sure that the machine is greased everywhere. I remember from the previous dream that it is thoroughly greased and look more closely at the resevoir; it's actually hooked up to a large thick blanket that is full of that grease, although there's plenty of room for more.

I start the engine and it doesn't stay running. I try again, this time using the electric starter, and it runs well. As in the previous dream I take the truck (WTF) for a drive, this time solo. There's snow on the roads. I drive through an industrial park. At the turnaround I purposely get the truck a little sideways, quite a feat with this huge truck. There's something around here that I can't remember involving other people on the road.

Now I think it transitions to a separate dream.

I'm working with my dad on a house for a rich guy. I put up a second brick chimney near the front door on the outside of the house. At the top I use a vertical brick as a standoff instead of two halves stacked and mortared. I build a fire in the driveway, trying to remember if the bottom entries to the chimneys are blocked or not so that the fire can breathe properly (despite being 20 feet away from either chimney). Then I worry about the fire's effect on the sealcoating.

The owner shows up in his sparkly pink exotic car, which he drives from the backseat with one hand on the wheel and the other hand on a sparkly pink computer mouse. He wants us to install a Benny Hana, which is an improvised trampoline used in the Marine Corps. He says we can get it at a surplus store and there something I'm thinking I want to grab there too (in the dream I knew what it was but now I don't remember). I repeatedly drive my truck or car down the driveway, down the hill, onto the main road, into the little park, etc as I try to get a good wifi signal and some good air conditioning. The wifi comes easily but the A/C is spotty at best. I figure my dad, an ex Marine, will know where to get the Benny Hana.

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Its so crazy that you can remember all of that :insane:

Jested at this.

I jested at it too, while I was dreaming. WTF was up with that shit?

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I don't know how I remembered so much. There were fewer missing pieces than ever.

Last night I had a dream that I was having a difficult day at work. Oddly, in the dream it didn't bother me. Then I woke up tired from a long day at work. :facepalm: