or get on a carnival ship instead

I had a dream where i was at a school and i was at a vending machine. I looked down at the slot where you pull the food from and there was a bunch of money in there. It was only 20 dollars but it was a bunch of ones. I took it.

Later on a girl was crying because somebody stole her money and I was liek :uhoh:

For some reason a whole shit storm erupted and I was giving her the money back, they were talking about putting a freeze on my debit card to keep me from using it or some shit. I had to be lectured by some fgt about stealing fools money


i was liek:

:ayfkm: it was $20 in a vending machine. you can't track down who it belongs to

shoulda kept mouf shut and used $20 on chooz or made it rain on some hos or something :sneaky:

:word:

Since when so black people return money :think:

i woulda kept it but somehow they found out i took it

shut up cezpootawn

:omg:

cao, don't encourage him

Shoulda played racism card.

"Oh. Just cuz I be da only BLACK gai up in hurr. I gotta be the one who took Dat money right? Hide da money y'all cuz Da black gai be here"

wit they broke ass

they musta had korkah on camera stealin' boxes

they say they did, fired me on the spot

why you stealin boxes fo? you tryna build a clubhouse?

fo me and wanz

:happeh:

i had a dream I was microwaving with the door open

that can't be good

:lol:

pinche korkah, close that shit first yo

He was obviously using it as a ray gun.

better than shitting with the door open

can i join? paweeess

brb, building extra wing for MBP

now we'll have so mash room for activities :sneaky:

I HAD A DREAM

That the entity known as MBP/MFBP would once reach 19k
Well that day has come

19,000 :happeh: :mbpawwyeah:

:cheeky:

I dreamt last night that my house was being attacked by gypsys


I was going around shooting gypsys with silenced pistols
Like I was shooting them and they didnt even notice one another getting shot :jester:


They started attacking because I pointed at one of them and gave them a go to hell look for driving through my property :kittahstare:

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I remember I shot one in the back of the head for setting up a propane tank next to my AC compressor outside

wait you shot that one because he was setting up a propane tank? :roflmao:

note to self, next time gypsys drive through property, just let them pass quietly like zombie herd

fkn gypsies pls go