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BillyJeanKing 08-21-2009 04:21 PM

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
 
I got this from bapetalk

Basically you Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" and post the results

Here's some Examples somebody else did:
Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

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Me: Hey when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Ha didnt know you were interested
Me: After you used your teeth when you said goodbye the other night I was hooked
Her: Wait what?

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me-Hey girl
her-Hi
me-When you gonna let me tap that?
her-Woah! What?!
me-I'm busy i need an answer
her-I'm busy too
me-well when you gonna let me tap that?
her-Why?
me-I sometimes get the urge
her-Uh ok?
me-you gonna answer?
her-idk yett

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Biggs 08-21-2009 06:53 PM

I'm married, so what the hell..
Quote:

Me: Hey baby. How you doing?
Wife: Tired.
Me: So, you gonna let me tap that tonight?
Wife: Not a fucking chance.
Me: gg

theholycow 08-21-2009 07:35 PM

I texted my wife 20 minutes ago, no response. She's probably in shock because I'd never bother to text her something like that.

theholycow 08-21-2009 07:41 PM

Ok, I guess I should have waited another 5 minutes. She called and said "The answer is yes" then proceeded to ask about something unrelated.

Biggs 08-21-2009 07:44 PM

Wives actually say yes?!?
Now i'm really confused..

theholycow 08-21-2009 09:22 PM

Mine runs hot and cold...sometimes she can't get enough, other times I can't get any.

BillyJeanKing 08-21-2009 10:07 PM

This was originally on PBnation if you wanna check out the LULZ

Biggs 08-22-2009 01:32 AM

Still fun to try though. Even though it didn't help my odds for tonight lol

BillyJeanKing 08-22-2009 01:41 AM

Here's my contribution:

Me: Hey, can I ask you a question
Her: Heyy...yea sure
Me: When can I tap that :-)
Her: Hahahaha...wtf?..u crazy boy..lol
Me: Haha i know, but when though
Her: Lol! ...hmmm ill think about it
Me: Ok then...let me know
Her: Lol..loser =p

I think I did something wrong :D


Still working on it

BillyJeanKing 08-22-2009 01:59 AM

I just realized the title of this thread makes no sense

Shaggy 08-22-2009 03:39 AM

You just realized that. :p

Wes87 09-01-2009 11:37 PM

I just texted my girlfriend who lives over an hour away in a dorm at her college during the week but comes back home on the weekends and this is what was said.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Fri boy! U know it!
Me: haha nice

Cez★ 09-02-2009 12:24 AM

nice one new guy :high5:

BillyJeanKing 04-07-2010 05:51 PM

Text i had with a girl the other night

Take notes bishes :pimp2:


K: Rinaaa!!!!!!!
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R: Yeeeess!!
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K: Hey dude, did you have an easter speech today? :P
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R: Lol no but i said a poem
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K: Oh thats cool :-). Watcha been up to lately?
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R: Nun much just been chillin and you
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K: Same, i'm bored. Just decided to text this really hot girl i know
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R: Oh really. . . Thanks you're so sweet
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K: Lol :P , lemme ask you something
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R: Go right ahead
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K: Ok so all those times you slept over my house. Would you have freaked out if i asked you to do some crazy stuff?
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R: Umm no depending on wat you asked me
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K: What about "follow me into the bathroom"?
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R: Umm ion know, i cant say wat i would have done
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K: WORD!!!!! lol. I always wanted to ask when you were here :happy:
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R: Why didnt you?
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K: You were kinda young for what i wanted to do :pedobear:
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R: You're just two years older than me
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K: LOL, my bad. I thought you were a youngin. But anyway, what could have happened in the bathroom?
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R: Wat did you want to happen?
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K: Take a guess
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R: Lol enjoyable things :orly:
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K: Lol, i thought you were all sweet and innocent :P
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R: Me, noooo!! Lol. . . But i am
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K: Thats cool though. But in the bathroom, you'd get on your knees? :bj2:
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R: Oh no, sorry but i dont do that at all :blah: :doh2:
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K: Hahahahaha, ok so what would we have done then?
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R: Probably anything but that. Wat would you have done?
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K: Can i get it? :turbohump:
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R: Dont you have a girlfriend?
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K: No


(Next day)
K: RINA! you left me hangin last night. That was cold blooded. lol
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R: Lol im sorry, i got sleepy
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K: Its cool, dont say bye or nothin
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R: Lol im so so so sorry
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K: Lol, i'm just messin with u. Anyway, whats up RRR?
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R: Nun much JJ. . .
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K: You know what RRR stands for?
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R: Umm no
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K: Round Rump Rina. You got a big butt :D
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R: Lol wow. . . I didnt think you noticed :naughty:
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K: Lol, how could i not notice that ass. But seriously i always stare it :)
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R: Wow. . . You so silly
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K: I know :P








The rest goes into some not so :naughty: stuff

K: When r u goin to bed?
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R: Umm ion know probably in a minute
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K: Alright then. Good night. I'll text you later in the week.
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R: Okay cool




:security:

theholycow 04-07-2010 05:57 PM

You have to seal the deal, now.

Post pics too.

Cez★ 04-07-2010 06:01 PM

:roflsquared: the added smilies made me jest

BillyJeanKing 04-07-2010 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 75077)
You have to seal the deal, now.

Post pics too.


will do

:humping:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 75082)
:roflsquared: the added smilies made me jest

:happy:

Cez★ 04-07-2010 06:08 PM

hurry up mandingo :rofl:

BillyJeanKing 04-07-2010 06:31 PM

:lolwut:

Cez★ 04-07-2010 06:41 PM

are youz blakk gai? how you not know mandingo? :nono:

stonehenge 04-07-2010 06:43 PM

You said you wouldn't post our perzonal zexts :blah:

BillyJeanKing 04-07-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 75142)
are youz blakk gai? how you not know mandingo? :nono:

:roflshrug:



Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 75143)
You said you wouldn't post our perzonal zexts :blah:

:supergay:

:uhohshake:

stonehenge 04-07-2010 06:45 PM

Your the one that called me RRR :uhohghey: :roflmao:

BillyJeanKing 04-07-2010 06:46 PM

JJJ


Jiant Junk Juan

---------- Post added at 01:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:46 PM ----------

:uhoh:

Cez★ 04-07-2010 06:46 PM

:rofluhoh:


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