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BillyJeanKing 03-28-2013 08:17 PM

had a dream that i had an afro and went to le barbershop for haircut

barber cut it and it looked like SHIT

foo was actin liek he did a good jawb

went home and cut mah own damn hair :nono:

Cez★ 03-28-2013 08:18 PM

:roflmao:

stonehenge 03-28-2013 10:55 PM

then at the end you went back to burbur sherp and dat foo got delt wit?

BillyJeanKing 03-29-2013 04:18 AM

i delt with dat foo like wurm delt wit smoky

stonehenge 03-29-2013 05:48 AM

:security:

shootermcgavin003 03-31-2013 04:47 PM

wait you dont have an afro?

BillyJeanKing 03-31-2013 04:51 PM

:emo:

shootermcgavin003 03-31-2013 04:52 PM

y does your black card look like black patrick swayze?

BillyJeanKing 03-31-2013 05:01 PM

because fak you

shootermcgavin003 03-31-2013 05:04 PM

ima call you dalton now

theholycow 03-31-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 478314)
y does your black card look like black patrick swayze?

Blacktrick Swayze

shootermcgavin003 03-31-2013 06:44 PM

:lol:

TATERNATER 03-31-2013 11:17 PM

kareful koorque, last black guy to ha e a dream got shot...

stonehenge 04-01-2013 12:48 AM

i had a dream last night that I drove all the way across town to go somewhere and when i got there i was pissed because i was just wearing boxers/undershirt and no pants/shoes/shirt. Had to drive back home

Manbearpig 04-01-2013 01:18 AM

in le cv?

stonehenge 04-01-2013 04:07 AM

u know its

shootermcgavin003 04-01-2013 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmonkey (Post 478373)
kareful koorque, last black guy to ha e a dream got shot...

:omg:

theholycow 08-01-2013 11:30 AM

Had a dream last night that I got in a CV with two people I don't know, my wife, and my parents. Wife had to sit bitch in the back seat, and even then there were way too many people. Don't remember what we were talking aboot but I decided to drive and everybody was surprised. It went really fast and had a weird console shifter with no markings for PRNDL (but it was a slushbox) and two buttons on top of the knob for upshift/downshift and the knob could be turned backwards. Then as I was backing it up a long hill at 40mph someone told me it was Kourke's new CV to replace the lemon he got from that dealer and I was very surprised and interested.

stonehenge 08-01-2013 02:02 PM

Korkah has a turbo NOS CV with advanced AT shift. High tech Ferd stuff.

TATERNATER 08-01-2013 02:21 PM

had a dream I went back to werk with my full lumberjack beard, and got fired.

:okay:

stonehenge 08-01-2013 02:39 PM

:pissedoff:NO BEARDS.

theholycow 08-01-2013 02:40 PM

:laughabove:

BillyJeanKing 08-01-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 495716)
Had a dream last night that I got in a CV with two people I don't know, my wife, and my parents. Wife had to sit bitch in the back seat, and even then there were way too many people. Don't remember what we were talking aboot but I decided to drive and everybody was surprised. It went really fast and had a weird console shifter with no markings for PRNDL (but it was a slushbox) and two buttons on top of the knob for upshift/downshift and the knob could be turned backwards. Then as I was backing it up a long hill at 40mph someone told me it was Kourke's new CV to replace the lemon he got from that dealer and I was very surprised and interested.

cao drivin mah car :cheeky:

Cez★ 08-01-2013 03:04 PM

was probably stolen

BillyJeanKing 08-01-2013 03:05 PM

cez just mad cuz i got a stable of stolen cars


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