What grinds your gears???

[BillyJeanKing]

What teh fuck grinds you gaiz' gears

1. People who like to form an opinion based on absolutely nothing. No research or experience in what they're talking about. Just some asinine bullshit they pulled from thin air. :crossarms:

2. Critics - people that can't do what teh fuck you do.

3. When my brother cooks a fucking frozen hot pocket for thirty seconds. Sits down. Realizes its still cold. Gets back up to re-microwave it. Finally sits down to nom. He does that EVERY time. Just read the fucking god damned box you idgit. :pissed:

:Rant:


:happy:

[Tony Deus]

3. When my brother cooks a fucking frozen hot pocket for thirty seconds. Sits down. Realizes its still cold. Gets back up to re-microwave it. Finally sits down to nom. He does that EVERY time. Just read the fucking god damned box you idgit.


it reminds me a quote from bash.org

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

[stonehenge]

I hate when peeps say then gonna send bamf chooz but then they never show up because the mailman intercepted them.

[.GARY.]

I hate when peeps say then gonna send bamf chooz but then they never show up because the mailman intercepted them.

Mailman intercepts and makes his move :sneaky:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUKtik2G2vg/ST_uScn2vkI/AAAAAAAAAEw/8derFe3kPv0/s400/MaloneDunk.jpg

What grinds mine:
1: people who have to make that "extra" noise when doing something or just all around make an absurd amount of racket just to do a mundane task or whatever it may be.
2. Religious hypocrits who preach about becoming saved and how great it is to be a born again christian but act the exact opposite of what they preach.

[theholycow]

What grinds my gears:

1. People who care where my opinion came from. It's my opinion and it's my right to form it however the fuck I want!

2. People who criticize critics...hypocritics.

3. People who care how other people cook hot pockets. It's my hot pocket and it's my right to cook it however the fuck I want!

































:cheeky:

j/k bro

What REALLY grinds my gears:

1. The fact that I will never be able to list everything in one post.

2. Fidgeting. Rocking, nail biting, toe tapping, etc. Well, it grinds my gears when other people do it...somehow it doesn't bother me when I do it. :fp: I wish it didn't bother me when others do it either.

3. Bad drivers. Describing them is a subject for another thread.

[Cez★]

Lol where do I start

[stonehenge]

:lol: cez could write beast size book "What Grinds Cez's Gears: An Introduction to Rage"

[theholycow]

Cover would look like this:
:ffuuu2:

[Cez★]

Plus some blood, guts, fire, Rage faces. The works. Would be Mosaic of rage imo

[BillyJeanKing]

I hate when peeps say then gonna send bamf chooz but then they never show up because the mailman intercepted them.

:roflshrug:

you bess rock dem purple shucks

What grinds my gears:

1. People who care where my opinion came from. It's my opinion and it's my right to form it however the fuck I want!

2. People who criticize critics...hypocritics.

3. People who care how other people cook hot pockets. It's my hot pocket and it's my right to cook it however the fuck I want!


:roflsquared:

i kill you :security:

[Ewok]

people who have 983245876456 things in their cart and try and use the self checkout and then write a check :suicide2:

[race2c]

People at the gym who:

1. Use the gym as their social time while hanging all over the equipment.

2. Folks who don't cleanup after themselves, e.g. not putting dumbbells up, etc.

[MikeH]

People that make annoying sounds or breathe heavy when they eat. So fucking annoying, I refuse to eat by my dad for that reason.

Theres a fuck ton more, dont have enough time or thread to get into it :rofl:

[RM90]

People who cough or sneeze without trying to cover it or point it somewhere else. I have a friend who does that and god damn it fuckin pisses me off.

[stonehenge]

Fgts who don't say thanks when you hold the door open for them

[Biggs]

Fgts who don't say thanks when you hold the door open for them

Trip em. Or just loudly say "YOU'RE WELCOME". Then if they look at you funny :wifflebat:

My 1-10 list is bad drivers

[Cez★]

idiots who enter a road going fuckin slow and u have to slow down for the fucking faggots

[shootermcgavin003]

1. people
2. telephone
3. people who call me on these telephones
4. women and there thoughts

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5. facebook
6. people who talk about fb constantly or ask you about fb and why your not on there

[stonehenge]

:repz: @ 6

[shootermcgavin003]

i shall add as the day goes on

[MFB]

Fat Girls
Manual Labor

[shootermcgavin003]

i can deal with fat girls and manual labor. both keep people quiet.

[RM90]

mexis who go for mexico yet don't even know the mexi natl. anthem :fp:

[Cez★]

:lol:

[shootermcgavin003]

mexis who go for mexico yet don't even know the mexi natl. anthem :fp:

so cez basically :happy:

[RM90]

Cez be japanese :shrug:

[Cez★]

fuck you i dont watch soccer u faggot. ill skin you and feed your skin to your family

[stonehenge]

:whoapanda:

[shootermcgavin003]

fuck you i dont watch soccer u faggot. ill skin you and feed your skin to your family

your such a dirty boy :happy:

[RM90]

anything that prevents having a peaceful deuce such as having to fuckin scream through the fuckin door because person can't hear what you're saying.

[shootermcgavin003]

pube caught in the zipper

[stonehenge]

When a forum user (none on AOT thank the lawd haysoos) writes their name or a quote or something "witty" at the end of every post instead of just putting it in their sig.

That's what the sig is for fgts.

[Greatwhite]

When a forum user (none on AOT thank the lawd haysoos) writes their name or a quote or something "witty" at the end of every post instead of just putting it in their sig.

That's what the sig is for fgts.

inform?

[stonehenge]

:what?:

[Greatwhite]

:what?:

:happy:

[theholycow]

Back in the old dialup BBS days, some people would use an offline reader. It was kinda like POP email for bulletin board posts, or kinda like an offline usenet reader. The most popular was Bluewave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluewave). One extra function it could do was adding taglines from a list, kinda like fortune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)) in linux.

Basically, it would give you a different sig on each post (in combination with your normal sig, of course). That was a pretty cool thing. Can't haz function like that with web forums.

My favorite quote found in the default list was "She'll be having fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her cucumber away".

[BillyJeanKing]

i gots one

people who drink warm soda

if you drink warm soda...........GFYS then DIAF bish :crossarms:

[theholycow]

Flat soda is even worse.

[Cez★]

People who use teh term "grind my/your gears"
:trollcat:

[stonehenge]

Back in the old dialup BBS days, some people would use an offline reader. It was kinda like POP email for bulletin board posts, or kinda like an offline usenet reader. The most popular was Bluewave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluewave). One extra function it could do was adding taglines from a list, kinda like fortune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)) in linux.

Basically, it would give you a different sig on each post (in combination with your normal sig, of course). That was a pretty cool thing. Can't haz function like that with web forums.

My favorite quote found in the default list was "She'll be having fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her cucumber away".
:jester: i had my gmfs sig setup at one point to pull a random image from a web server at work. Worked great but I don't see how it could be done with text on here.
Flat soda is even worse.
I have no idea why but I sometimes like flat soda. It has to be cold though. :roflshrug:
People who use teh term "grind my/your gears"
:trollcat:
:pissedoff:KORKAH WILL GRIND YO GEARZ WITH HIS TEMBO TO YOUR FACE

[Cez★]

Camb :ape:

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

[BillyJeanKing]

People that are overly skeptical

how can you go through life not believing anything anybody tells you ever

People like that are failures because they shoot down their own ideas and call them impossible. Fucking glass half empty pessimists

"A little skepticism is healthy but too much is dangerous"

.................................................. ................... -Unknown

[theholycow]

glass half full pessimists
:lol:

How can you be so skeptical about skepticism?

Anyway, the glass isn't half full or half empty...The volume of the glass beverage container has not been optimized with respect to the amount of liquid contained therein.

[stonehenge]

DGAF if half full or empty, will still sip it with mah eggo

[BillyJeanKing]

ROFL

i was posting at 1:30 am

gimme a break cao

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Anyway, the glass isn't half full or half empty...The volume of the glass beverage container has not been optimized with respect to the amount of liquid contained therein.

:nerd:

[theholycow]

My computer is running like a turd uphill in winter and my wife is fidgeting. I'm cezraging.

[stonehenge]

I just had bamf mexi nomz, I not haz gear grindage

[TATERNATER]

is :lechezrage: > ALL CAPPS RAGE

[stonehenge]

Cezrage is biggest rage of all

[RM90]

ppl who type like this in spanish. H0oy me3 szi13nth0 c0onth3enth4

[stonehenge]

ppl who say eres gay wayyyy too mash


:trolldad:

[RM90]

me la pelas.

[stonehenge]

When a forum user (none on AOT thank the lawd haysoos) writes their name or a quote or something "witty" at the end of every post instead of just putting it in their sig.

That's what the sig is for fgts.

look at this fgt:

I've flashed every single nightly from 1 to 18 with only wiping dalvik, and have had zero problems

Droid X, that is all...

--------------------------
Droid X, that is all...


He types out or copy-pastes that little ending even though it is already in his sig.....

:pissedoff:WHY DO YOU NEED IT TWICE FGT WTF

[Cez★]

when fgts come over and park in driveway :bertstare: bish u no fucking live here. get your POS out of here. like this foo \working on this room at parents house. we has all cars in driveway and this foo parks right behind my car :kittahstare:

[stonehenge]

tell him "You take that POS and put it on the street fgt or I'll ram that shit out with le CV."

[Cez★]

fts.dnfw mah car touching his.

srsly. why not park in the street? :fp:

[theholycow]

Why park in the street when there is space in the driveway?

[stonehenge]

I never park in someones driveway if it is going to block their cars in. Unless they are family or close friends it something and I know its all good.

[Cez★]

Why park in the street when there is space in the driveway?

:facepalm: there was no space. he forced his pos into wahtever was left of the driveway. i hate when he parks there and i have to leave my car outside in the street. thats mah spot

[stonehenge]

Put sign: "no fgt parking allowed, that means you Pablito"

[shootermcgavin003]

inlaws

[stonehenge]

imo

[BillyJeanKing]

I fuckin hate computers

i left my computer on while I took a nap and when I got up the stoopid bitch ass computer wouldn't wake up when I tapped the keyboard a million fuckin times

rat bastard piece of shit

had to do some dumb ass restore crap

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[stonehenge]

:eek2:

[shootermcgavin003]

computer sounds like wife try to tap bish still asleep

[Cez★]

i tweet a many gear grinders

[stonehenge]

Like snot snorting fucks

[pwtr02ss]

People who quote pics over and over...GMFS is the worst for this. I cant visit that place for more than 5 min before I wanna punch those fgts

FB and everything its about.

Douchebags

[theholycow]

People who quote pics over and over...GMFS is the worst for this. I cant visit that place for more than 5 min before I wanna punch those fgts

:word:

Trim your fucking quotes and break hotlinking, especially if you're quoting a shit ton of pics, and even more so if you're just posting a short response to some part of the post.

[Cez★]

word to wan and word to pwtr

[stonehenge]

yeah I always try to trim quotes if I'm only replying to a piece of it, I break the /img tag so the link is there if someone wants it but it doesn't load the pic, etc.

also when people reply to old ass posts without quoting at all. it seems most prevalent in non-clothed hillbilly types :chin:

[theholycow]

:yup::laughabove:

[pwtr02ss]

People that have done something that involves the story you are telling, yet their story was better...every time

[stonehenge]

That happened to me before but it was WAY more bamf than your experience.

[TATERNATER]

get fucked, twat waffle :imo:

[pwtr02ss]

get fucked, twat waffle :imo:

That would grind my gears too:eek2:

[BillyJeanKing]

There is a fucking train by my house that always slows down to a fucking crawl when its passing by. People have to just sit back and wait for it to pass even though its barely moving. How in god's name can a fucking train just stop moving on the tracks. It always fucking happens. I had to turn around and take a long ass detour. I drove the whole way home with this look on my face :blah:

That look is called "fuck it". Thats the look you get when you're just done with everyone and every fucking thing.

[stonehenge]

should have shoosted at it like drive thru kids :imo

fgt woulda moved then :security:

[BillyJeanKing]

brb george zimmerman on train :imo:

[shootermcgavin003]

There is a fucking train by my house that always slows down to a fucking crawl when its passing by. People have to just sit back and wait for it to pass even though its barely moving. How in god's name can a fucking train just stop moving on the tracks. It always fucking happens. I had to turn around and take a long ass detour. I drove the whole way home with this look on my face :blah:

That look is called "fuck it". Thats the look you get when you're just done with everyone and every fucking thing.

used to get that shit when i lived at dads. only thing is detour sent you 2 other counties added 45 miles and took and extra hour so had to set and wait. fts moved now live 2 mile from 4 lane.

[stonehenge]

if you get stuck waiting on a train here you just go a mile or two and get to a street that goes under the tracks instead of over them

[shootermcgavin003]

i wish you could here tracks cross the road 5 times if your going to whitesburg. get clear one crossing only to stop at the next one.

[stonehenge]

The train runs through the whole city here but just straight through in one straight shot for the most part. Lots of spots have bridges so you can go under.

[shootermcgavin003]

Ours are coal trains so the run beside highways.

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[stonehenge]

These run next to the highway until they reach the city, then they get farther apart because they come in from the north and leave to the east. They're following I-10.

[VmaxEngage]

Jax ripping his stitches open and having to get stapled. $$$$$$


That grinds my gears

[theholycow]

Watching History channel. They keep playing a commercial for some show they've got coming up, every commercial break. It's got a kickass song, some cover of Darlin' Cory in an updated style. Every time it comes on I'm so busy rockin' out that I forget to pay attention to the name of the show so I can find out who performed the song.

But that's not what really grinds my gears. What really grinds my gears is I decided to really buckle down and pay attention, and now they've stopped playing it.

[shootermcgavin003]

Pete seagers grandson did it I think

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[theholycow]

Eventually, after watching longer than I wanted to, they played it again. I found it.
ezRhtnWWUUc

Haven't listened to the whole thing but skipped through. NSIW. If it turns out to suck, that will grind my gears too.

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If it turns out to suck, that will grind my gears too.

fak
:gooby:

[BillyJeanKing]

cao should get a DVR

[shootermcgavin003]

and better music

[stonehenge]

Jax ripping his stitches open and having to get stapled. $$$$$$


That grinds my gears

Cone of Fail?

[VmaxEngage]

no, he is too hyper and ended up jumping on my bed. now he has some mellow out pills since he cant go outside and run around

[stonehenge]

Rofl, he gonna high for crimmas

[shootermcgavin003]

he be like gimme crimmbus pills

[BillyJeanKing]

:ffuuu:

HKluI

[stonehenge]

so mash gear grindage

[Cez★]

imo

[shootermcgavin003]

cold weather. i will be the only person in hell they stick in snow and freeze.