I need gift ideas

[SarkOzy]

Going on a date tomorrow. Chick is a middle school teacher and has a great sense of humor. I want to surprise her with a cute little gift that's also funny. I need ideas before 430pm today. Thought about one of those ring pops. Would be jesty :lol:

[Cez★]

anime box set. bitches love those

[theholycow]

Pen0r.

[MikeH]

http://www.lonelyislandvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/justin_timberlake_dick_box.jpg

[SarkOzy]

:fp:

[Cez★]

why the hell does you need to give a gift anyways?

[MikeH]

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.85846429.jpg

[SarkOzy]

why the hell does you need to give a gift anyways?

Because I'm going on a first date THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE. :rofl2:

I know she's not expecting anything, and I'm not going to buy her anything worth more than a buck or two. I'm just thinking about getting a little something I know will make her laugh. That's why I thought of a ring pop first...

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I convinced a woman to go out with me 7 hours after I met her. I must be doing something right :rofl2:

[Cez★]

yea u prawlee are. dont need no gift. give her one of your spare transmissions. that'll make her laugh






then prawlee
:bertstare:

[theholycow]

Give her a bottle of "water".
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/prosecutors-262425-lallana-water.html

[SarkOzy]

:nono:

[MikeH]

http://www.mexpo-glove.com/images/rubber_dental_dam.jpg

[Cez★]

give her oragami doll

[MikeH]

aww kittah had perfect gift uploaded already

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/187881/Coffee-Mug.jpg

[2005_Silverado]

lol...thread fail

[theholycow]

I am awful at gift ideas. Lately I've managed to learn to listen to what my wife is talking about and get ideas from that, but with so little to go on I don't think any of us could come up with anything.

[Cez★]

box of noodles. get that bitch to cook y0 meals

[SarkOzy]

lol...thread fail

:word:


Fuck it I'll just buy her a ring pop at the movie. :lol:

[MikeH]

I'd go with nothing. It's not like a ring pop is gonna earn you any extra points.

[SarkOzy]

It's meant to be funny. I talked on the phone/zexted this woman for 13 hours STRAIGHT yesterday. :whoa:

[MikeH]

Like I said I'd go with nothing :jester:

[2005_Silverado]

ring pop might be a smart move....gotta see if she has "skills" :sneaky:

[MikeH]

:lol: yeah if all you want her to do is play the tip.

[SarkOzy]

:roflmao:

[2005_Silverado]

u gotta take it one step at a time brah...next date u have "kilbasa swallowing contest" :secret:

[MikeH]

Step it up to :wifflebat:

[stonehenge]

Wifflebatringpop?

[shootermcgavin003]

she is teacher buy an apple foo

[TATERNATER]

The wiffle said a RINGpop might look creepy on the first date...

[linden]

get her elypse art

[MFB]

Some ben wa balls
http://gottoys.biz/store/images/Ben%20Wa%20Balls-Lavender.jpg

[shootermcgavin003]

howd shit go

[theholycow]

She killed him, chopped him up, and made transmission fluid out of him. That's why we haven't heard from him.

[shootermcgavin003]

:lol:

that or took the penis from his ass

[stonehenge]

:blackkidooo: