MFB
12-18-2010, 12:44 PM
So I decided to play a little Dinner and a Murder last night, by myself.
:foreveralone:
I've been having some rat problems in my garage ever since the construction of a new high school behind my house. I've had 3 successful kills of members of the Muroidea family (Rat). But this night would be different. I put my usual victor trap with a dab of peanut butter and some banana bread my sister made for me (tells alot about her cooking) then proceeded to watch my recorded programming of Glenn Beck.
http://www.domyownpestcontrol.com/images/victor_trap.gif
http://i53.tinypic.com/n2k1ab.jpg
After my tv program was over I decided to check on the trap. So I open the door to find that theres a rat upside down dead, RESULT!!!! but wait theres no trap to be found. I think to myself did the trap fly up and land somewhere? Anyways I was waiting for a raging clue and to my surprise I hear this thing sliding over, its the fucking rat with the trap. I'm like wtf is this shit its head is stuck between the snap and its sliding around like a rat skateboard using its two rear legs to propel itself.
http://www.familyresource.com/img/dog-wheels.jpg
Now this thing is not dieing anytime soon so I'm stuck with a moral dilemma. Do I kill it and put it out of its suffering or do I got back inside, jack off and make a sandwich and pass out watching Married with children. So I decided to do both. Now with this new opportunity that I was so lucky to have I decided to turn to facetube for some opinions.
http://i52.tinypic.com/33ttjeo.jpg
After about 25 minutes the rat is still alive so I took it upon myself to choose option B. Therefore I look around to find my trusty shovel and I remember I lent it to my neighbor so he can scoop dog shit with it. COCK. So I had this brilliant idea to use a pair of gardening shears.
http://i55.tinypic.com/32zu97l.jpg
I pulled a dwight and proceeded to bash it in the head while yelling at the top of my lungs. After about 15 hits and my neighbors calling the cops the deed was done. Lets just say it go a little messy.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1338.snc4/163075_1681845919658_1042889885_31911292_6421556_n .jpg
That would be my cool story. Thank you for your time. RIP Mr.Rat
:foreveralone:
I've been having some rat problems in my garage ever since the construction of a new high school behind my house. I've had 3 successful kills of members of the Muroidea family (Rat). But this night would be different. I put my usual victor trap with a dab of peanut butter and some banana bread my sister made for me (tells alot about her cooking) then proceeded to watch my recorded programming of Glenn Beck.
http://www.domyownpestcontrol.com/images/victor_trap.gif
http://i53.tinypic.com/n2k1ab.jpg
After my tv program was over I decided to check on the trap. So I open the door to find that theres a rat upside down dead, RESULT!!!! but wait theres no trap to be found. I think to myself did the trap fly up and land somewhere? Anyways I was waiting for a raging clue and to my surprise I hear this thing sliding over, its the fucking rat with the trap. I'm like wtf is this shit its head is stuck between the snap and its sliding around like a rat skateboard using its two rear legs to propel itself.
http://www.familyresource.com/img/dog-wheels.jpg
Now this thing is not dieing anytime soon so I'm stuck with a moral dilemma. Do I kill it and put it out of its suffering or do I got back inside, jack off and make a sandwich and pass out watching Married with children. So I decided to do both. Now with this new opportunity that I was so lucky to have I decided to turn to facetube for some opinions.
http://i52.tinypic.com/33ttjeo.jpg
After about 25 minutes the rat is still alive so I took it upon myself to choose option B. Therefore I look around to find my trusty shovel and I remember I lent it to my neighbor so he can scoop dog shit with it. COCK. So I had this brilliant idea to use a pair of gardening shears.
http://i55.tinypic.com/32zu97l.jpg
I pulled a dwight and proceeded to bash it in the head while yelling at the top of my lungs. After about 15 hits and my neighbors calling the cops the deed was done. Lets just say it go a little messy.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1338.snc4/163075_1681845919658_1042889885_31911292_6421556_n .jpg
That would be my cool story. Thank you for your time. RIP Mr.Rat