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so what did you fgts do for your first jerb?
i guess my first job was working at a carwash near my house. was there for like 2 years or something. was a fucking experience imo. dude who ran it was of questionable origin :secret: :uhoh: his "associates" would always stop by leaving him packages. had some funny people come by. like a crack dealer and doer and his bro. jesty hobos who'd pass by. some crazy schizo lady too :rofl: it was in front of a hall place for weddings and 15s. would see fine bitches coming out and would yell shit across the street :roflmao: o man the stories i have from that place. was nice working there. im sure ill remember more later.
post up bitches
Chadster08
12-17-2010, 08:29 PM
Subway.
Was there 3 weeks.
Quit cause I had to pick up everyones slack.
u sure it wasnt cuz you fucked up urrones sammish? :roflmao:
Chadster08
12-17-2010, 08:32 PM
u sure it wasnt cuz you fucked up urrones sammish? :roflmao:
Nope.
I quit. didn't get fired. Plus I was working at my local school too for the summer.
Get up at 5 6-4 at the school, 5-11 at subway. All week.
So I quit the less paying shitty job.
fts. me no likez working hard.
i worked construction for liek a week during summer. said fts
Manbearpig
12-17-2010, 08:33 PM
UPS
Loading trucks in zee mornings
BillyJeanKing
12-17-2010, 08:33 PM
barbershawp (was prolly 13yo)
was kinda bamf
made $30/week....jelly???
ate chinese food and mcdonald's
ghetto ass place :roflmaonono:
Chadster08
12-17-2010, 08:34 PM
black man cutting hair...typical lol
BillyJeanKing
12-17-2010, 08:34 PM
black man cutting hair...typical lol
i didn't cut no hair
i swept teh flo
place was always empty as hell
didn't do shit
sounds like win.
then moved on up and BOUGHT barber shop :cool:
BillyJeanKing
12-17-2010, 08:36 PM
like a bawws
Chadster08
12-17-2010, 08:39 PM
i didn't cut no hair
i swept teh flo
place was always empty as hell
didn't do shit
:whoapanda:
My bad...bro. Just making a joke. Its cool...we cool.
BillyJeanKing
12-17-2010, 08:40 PM
no worries shad :shake:
theholycow
12-17-2010, 08:43 PM
Worked in the family construction company until I was old enough to work elsewhere then said FTS and got a jerb at a local Chinese-run computer shop doing repairs/upgrades. They told me to derete some fires and I was like :wtf:...
MikeH
12-17-2010, 08:43 PM
worked on teh farm. i remember one day being tired as fuck and they put me on the water wagon and I fell asleep and put that bitch in the ditch :rofl2:
BillyJeanKing
12-17-2010, 08:45 PM
Worked in the family construction company until I was old enough to work elsewhere then said FTS and got a jerb at a local Chinese-run computer shop doing repairs/upgrades. They told me to derete some fires and I was like :wtf:...
you were like: "HORY SHEET that's a lot of crap"
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worked on teh farm. i remember one day being tired as fuck and they put me on the water wagon and I fell asleep and put that bitch in the ditch :rofl2:
mikephail
stonehenge
12-17-2010, 09:22 PM
First jerb was at Hollywood Video, was easy but customers were ratards and after work my hands would always be black from dirty ass movies and money.
brah. first job. not life story :cheeky:
BillyJeanKing
12-17-2010, 09:38 PM
brah. first job. not life story :cheeky:
:serio:
one more sentence and I would've been like TLDNR
:roflmao:
stonehenge
12-17-2010, 09:54 PM
There fgts
race2c
12-17-2010, 10:07 PM
I helped with the local township doing general maintenance, landscaping, etc. I did that on/off for about 4 years getting paid.
Now, I have actually helped the township since I was probably 6-7, just not getting paid, and still do when I am home. I got into because of family; great-grandfather (former trustee), grandfather (current trustee), uncle (current sexton) are all involved in it. Its like a family tradition and such.
:roflmao: didnt have to delete it brah
was a cool life story. bro
stonehenge
12-17-2010, 10:54 PM
:crossarms:
2005_Silverado
12-18-2010, 12:08 AM
paperboy @ 12-13yr old, then was office bitch at semi-truck dealer @ 19yrs
VmaxEngage
12-18-2010, 04:49 PM
Subway.
Was there 3 weeks.
Quit cause I had to pick up everyones slack.
:ugay:
Subway was my first one too, only there a week due to having to stay late for afterschool
BillyJeanKing
12-18-2010, 04:50 PM
Download???
VmaxEngage
12-18-2010, 04:50 PM
download your upload man
BillyJeanKing
12-18-2010, 04:51 PM
no, look at teh prefix thing for this thread
it says download...................fgt
VmaxEngage
12-18-2010, 05:00 PM
i know. i can read :crossarms:
:turborofl:
BillyJeanKing
12-18-2010, 05:11 PM
so you say :sneaky:
VmaxEngage
12-18-2010, 05:12 PM
:emokfc:
BillyJeanKing
12-18-2010, 05:21 PM
:cheeky:
baseball field maintenance. learned the basics of trig and grade, also how to shotgun beers and open longnecks with no bottle opener. @ 15 lol
first jerb was a bus boy at a steak house lasted like 2 days I quit and went to work for a auto parts store for like 4 years
BillyJeanKing
12-19-2010, 12:28 PM
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS
:roflshrug:
theholycow
12-19-2010, 01:03 PM
DEY TOOK 'EM!
http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/fb6fff4200578cf7110c7db70cc1377626755/they+took+our+jobs
BillyJeanKing
12-19-2010, 01:15 PM
:sheeky:
TATERNATER
12-19-2010, 08:09 PM
Chell Chation, fillin up lil' ol' ladies' carz.
could pay rent with tips alone!
shootermcgavin003
12-19-2010, 10:38 PM
first jerb was a bus boy at a steak house lasted like 2 days I quit and went to work for a auto parts store for like 4 years
mine was the same worked about 6 months when in hs till i had to have a cyst cut out of my arm. so i quit and went to work at krogers after i healed up.
OKLAGMCRUISER
12-27-2010, 10:33 PM
casa bonita as a bus boy/waiter...
BillyJeanKing
12-28-2010, 12:59 AM
you ever see cartman there??? :cheeky:
:blackkidooo:
repd cuz i thought of that same ep when i read it
BillyJeanKing
12-28-2010, 01:03 AM
:repz:
shootermcgavin003
12-28-2010, 01:27 AM
hand and blow job by some skank hoar on a skoo bus
BillyJeanKing
12-28-2010, 02:14 AM
:orly:
black06
12-30-2010, 04:45 AM
looks like I need a new job ...... what are some good online jobsearch sites?
u gonna get fired :(
CL lol.
shootermcgavin003
12-30-2010, 04:48 AM
indeed or whatever best ive used
black06
12-30-2010, 05:21 AM
u gonna get fired :(
CL lol.
CL is just a bunch of south american SSN scammers :happy:
Indeed and Snagajob have been coming up empty
your local greensource lol
HARRISON
01-03-2011, 04:44 AM
Golf Cart Sanitation Engineer
Freshman year of high school worked at our home golf course washing golf carts and picking the driving range. Would have my parents drop me off in the morning and walk 18holes then work. Did that about everyday during the summer. Then the next few years I worked maintenance and the pro shop counter.
stonehenge
01-03-2011, 05:45 AM
Shaggy style
Lauren
01-03-2011, 07:47 PM
Cleaner
shootermcgavin003
01-04-2011, 12:48 AM
Cleaner
you worked with leon the proffesional
TATERNATER
01-04-2011, 12:56 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/stricninemonkey/Leon_The_Professional_by_lancewaldrop.jpg
shootermcgavin003
01-04-2011, 12:57 AM
ats cool pic of him
stonehenge
01-04-2011, 01:11 AM
Saw that movie a long ass tine ago. Don't remember much about it except that he was a bamf
shootermcgavin003
01-04-2011, 01:13 AM
pretty cool was queen amadala theres first movie
stonehenge
01-04-2011, 01:16 AM
Orly, watched it before the new star wars came out so didn't notice lol
shootermcgavin003
01-04-2011, 01:22 AM
she was 13 so its not jack material
stonehenge
01-04-2011, 01:24 AM
It is for cez
shootermcgavin003
01-04-2011, 01:28 AM
:lol:
TATERNATER
01-04-2011, 01:46 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/stricninemonkey/46f03302_d257_d93a.jpg
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