View Full Version : Help! Love :/
Shadow
12-14-2010, 11:21 PM
Help me, I love someone but how am I meant to tell her?
stonehenge
12-14-2010, 11:26 PM
:hmm:
go up to her
"l wuv you. now bend over bitch"
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or just dont say that last part
shootermcgavin003
12-14-2010, 11:38 PM
kidnap her
Shadow
12-14-2010, 11:42 PM
Ha, just worried that I'll look like a dick cause she might not love me back.
stonehenge
12-14-2010, 11:44 PM
details: school? work? cousin? grandmas friend?
or grandma? :cheeky:
"waits for cao to give long winded philosophical FBGM speech"
lol but i think if you go in with that sorta attitude you may end up disappoint.
just be like
:fuckyeah:
i <3 u
then it could go like
:ffuuu:
or
:better:
stonehenge
12-15-2010, 12:00 AM
Shadow: "I love you girl"
Girl: :blah:
Shadow: AHAHAHAH IM JUST KIDDIN GIRL IM YO FRIEND
:foreveralone:
:roflmao:
Shadow: :forevercalzone:
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your not a cat are you?
i had a kittah named shadow
:foreveralone:
theholycow
12-15-2010, 12:13 AM
That fucking sucks. If you say it and she doesn't reciprocate, that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there.
Without knowing more of the situation, my advice is...don't say it first. Do reciprocate if she says it. Instead of saying it, do it. The words "I love you" don't actually mean much but they cause a lot of trouble.
When you say "I love you", if you think you're telling her something that you do for her then you're wrong. The emotion of "love" is inside you and is created by her actions. A more accurate thing to say would be "you love me".
However, what's way more important than saying "love" is doing love. Be there for her. Think of things that will make her smile and do them. Think of things that will make her happy and do them. Do things that will make her comfortable, make her life easier, etc. Do love, don't say it.
Doing those love actions will say it much better than words can ever accomplish. Saying it will just make you both uncomfortable and scared; doing it will make you both in love and happy. Tell her with your actions, not your words, unless she uses the words first (in which case you can't leave her hanging).
Better still, fuck it all. Love stinks (J. Geils, 1980). Love hurts (Nazareth, 1975). Love is a huge pain in the ass (theholycow, 2010). Learn to be happy and complete without a woman (which, BTW, is the most important requirement for being in a relationship) and just stay single. Fuck some bitches to take care of you hormonal needs, and stay out of relationships.
Mr.Rogers
12-15-2010, 12:31 AM
:clap:
shootermcgavin003
12-15-2010, 12:45 AM
just take the pussy
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and also appearing in 2010
love is expensive as fuck right hand is cheap and after a while you get left with your right hand by jeff adams
stonehenge
12-15-2010, 01:09 AM
Shit cow lollll
okbeast
12-15-2010, 01:34 AM
Shad?
shootermcgavin003
12-15-2010, 01:39 AM
he said a girl
wait nvm
Chevrolet Fanatic
12-15-2010, 06:13 AM
Girls will only rip out your heart and shit on it. They are evil blood sucking succubi. True story.
shootermcgavin003
12-15-2010, 06:32 AM
Some kill you instantly some slowy
The General
12-15-2010, 08:17 AM
are you shadow warrior?
Shadow
12-15-2010, 08:37 AM
That fucking sucks. If you say it and she doesn't reciprocate, that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there.
Without knowing more of the situation, my advice is...don't say it first. Do reciprocate if she says it. Instead of saying it, do it. The words "I love you" don't actually mean much but they cause a lot of trouble.
When you say "I love you", if you think you're telling her something that you do for her then you're wrong. The emotion of "love" is inside you and is created by her actions. A more accurate thing to say would be "you love me".
However, what's way more important than saying "love" is doing love. Be there for her. Think of things that will make her smile and do them. Think of things that will make her happy and do them. Do things that will make her comfortable, make her life easier, etc. Do love, don't say it.
Doing those love actions will say it much better than words can ever accomplish. Saying it will just make you both uncomfortable and scared; doing it will make you both in love and happy. Tell her with your actions, not your words, unless she uses the words first (in which case you can't leave her hanging).
I'll use the top part :D
stonehenge
12-15-2010, 01:44 PM
Girls will only rip out your heart and shit on it. They are evil blood sucking succubi. True story.
:umad:
Chadster08
12-15-2010, 03:54 PM
Let me clap dem cheeks.
Girls will only rip out your heart and shit on it. They are evil blood sucking succubi. True story.
Quoted for truth. Tis why I have no heart.
Biggs
12-15-2010, 04:31 PM
Love = Murder.
Except murder usually is over with a lot quicker & normally a helluva lot less painful...
tis why i fap and have anime pillow
Greatwhite
12-15-2010, 07:21 PM
tis why i fap and have anime pillow
no way im gonna give you a ride to chads now. .....if i do, you ride in back
stonehenge
12-15-2010, 07:23 PM
http://www.animerepublic.net/images/gallery/Pillows,%20etc/Jan%202009%20Ryomou%20pillow%20cover%2002.jpg
no way im gonna give you a ride to chads now. .....if i do, you ride in back
:foreveralone:
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so did you clap dem cheeks brah?
shootermcgavin003
12-16-2010, 01:15 AM
Love = Murder.
Except murder usually is over with a lot quicker & normally a helluva lot less painful...
actually love drives you to murder cause they cant shut up and hold the pussy for hostage
Chance
12-16-2010, 01:50 AM
tell her she's a heavenly blessed beauty and you've had a crush on her for years.
shootermcgavin003
12-16-2010, 02:10 AM
jmSghBdVs24&feature=related
1:02 tell her that
I'd fuck her mom.....nothing say's I love you like ravaging her mom's toddler tunnel
stonehenge
12-17-2010, 03:56 AM
:uhoh:
MikeH
12-17-2010, 05:51 PM
Love :jester: spell it backwards, will tell you all you need to know.
stonehenge
12-17-2010, 05:55 PM
evil wey when you say it out loud
MikeH
12-17-2010, 05:55 PM
pronounce it, not literally how its spelled.
:pow:
Mike
:yuno:
Y U NO EXPLAIN YOURSELF BEFORE
MikeH
12-17-2010, 06:00 PM
:rofljest:
shootermcgavin003
12-19-2010, 10:59 PM
go up and say "girl you ever had your butthole tasted"
OKLAGMCRUISER
12-27-2010, 09:19 PM
just yell it while you're eatn day puzzy.
is she down for balls in asshole?
shootermcgavin003
12-27-2010, 10:28 PM
is she your cousin?
Lauren
01-03-2011, 07:33 PM
Is she your girlfriend or just a friend?
u sound hot. nUdz? :cheeky:
TATERNATER
01-03-2011, 09:26 PM
:itsatrap:
theholycow
01-03-2011, 09:44 PM
DNW trap!
shootermcgavin003
01-04-2011, 12:37 AM
Is she your girlfriend or just a friend?
can i pretend your my cousin
TATERNATER
01-04-2011, 12:46 AM
Your my sister, your my sister!
:joedirt:
OKLAGMCRUISER
01-04-2011, 03:47 PM
piitb
Greatwhite
01-04-2011, 03:51 PM
love is finding the right gurl, then donkey punching her
OKLAGMCRUISER
01-04-2011, 03:52 PM
naw...love is finding a girl and her letting you donkey punch her on 2 separate occasions...first time was a surprise...2nd time she just likes it.
i thought love was killing her and stuffing her in your freezer so youll be together forever
OKLAGMCRUISER
01-04-2011, 03:59 PM
naw...that might smell
nah. freezing keeps decomposition at bay for a while. depending on how fast the body freezes
stonehenge
01-04-2011, 04:01 PM
aka Cez may be V pero only V with living things
OKLAGMCRUISER
01-04-2011, 04:04 PM
cez=necrophiliac
:sheeky:
wait watt :bertstare:
stonehenge
01-04-2011, 04:05 PM
:lol: repz for sheeky/bertstare reaction
theholycow
01-04-2011, 04:09 PM
Don't let her get freezer burned.
Also, Chris dragged the feds in here, so maybe you shouldn't do it at all. :cheeky:
TATERNATER
01-04-2011, 05:26 PM
Oh shit
OKLAGMCRUISER
01-04-2011, 06:27 PM
:ohsnap:
SarkOzy
01-04-2011, 08:36 PM
I have done no such thing. :bertstare:
shootermcgavin003
01-05-2011, 01:03 AM
I have done no such thing. :bertstare:
:happy:
fatkidkustomz
01-07-2011, 09:46 AM
Can I just say, from my experiences since I decided to give girls a second chance (no, didn't go homo... just took a break from stupid bitches while I got my own shit straight), yet again it holds true.
Fuck bitches, get money.
And I mean that. Even about the one that I'm madly in love with.... and no, I don't want to talk about it. :rofl2:
theholycow
01-07-2011, 01:06 PM
:lol:
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