Tip for bathroom sounds

[BillyJeanKing]

Have you ever worried about making "bloop" sounds in teh bathroom when you take a dump

Tip:

put some TP in the toilet bowl before you deuce. The shit will land on teh TP silently and you won't have to worry about being embarassed by shit sounds. Works best for work squirts.

:shitstorm:

[.GARY.]

That works better in a port-o-let to keep the splash off your ass. It also doesn't help when the flatulence that accommodates expulsion of poo sounds like a jet rumbling down a runway :roflshrug:

[shootermcgavin003]

i usually dont give a fuck and laugh when its stupid loud

[MikeH]

I believe that was one of the Life Hacks I had made a thread about a while ago.

[BillyJeanKing]

:sneaky:

fuck yo life hacks

[JayBo]

I'm with NHB on this one. I jest.

[BillyJeanKing]

nasty fucks

[.GARY.]

I do what I have to do, Flush, wash hands then walk out like so
http://www.frustratedkid.com/images/2010/08/hatersgonnahate.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

you walk out like a fgt feeling 10 pounds lighter???

[.GARY.]

I walk out and IDGAF because I'm leaving and those other guys aren't.

[BillyJeanKing]

and they haz to smell it :nono:

[shootermcgavin003]

i dont courtsey flush :cheeky:

[theholycow]

No point quieting the bloop sound when my ass goes "PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" as the shit escapes.

[BillyJeanKing]

"PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" you say??? :hmm:

[shootermcgavin003]

"PHLFAALFPLAFAFAPLFAFPAFLAFAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT" you say??? :hmm:

with a goddamn at the end

[BillyJeanKing]

J-YVt4gfquA

[stonehenge]

If I recognize the shoes in the next stall I try to keep the deuce ruckus to a minimum. If I dunno who the fgts around me are then its a deucepocalypse in there.

[shootermcgavin003]

if i know my neighbor i usually make jokes and say funny shit to make it worse

[BillyJeanKing]

If I recognize the shoes in the next stall I try to keep the deuce ruckus to a minimum. If I dunno who the fgts around me are then its a deucepocalypse in there.

good rule of thumb :clap:

[stonehenge]

if i know my neighbor i usually make jokes and say funny shit to make it worse

"Damn Joe, did you hear that one? I swear it almost ripped out mah ass ring. Got mah whole ass wet with the splash trolololool" -yeff

[shootermcgavin003]

my fav line is hey gotta a present for ya

[MikeH]

refer to this thread for more fun tips

http://allofftopic.com/showthread.php?t=722&highlight=life+hacks

[BillyJeanKing]

can haz that post deleted??? :pissed:

[shootermcgavin003]

why its shittin fun

[BillyJeanKing]

:read:

:sneaky:

fuck yo life hacks

[MikeH]

Don't be mad I beat you to the punch months ago foo.

[shootermcgavin003]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/73/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

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and yes id hit it

[BillyJeanKing]

Don't be mad I beat you to the punch months ago foo.

i hate joo :dickslinger:

[shootermcgavin003]

i hate joo :dickslinger:

nazi black guy

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and im off to poop

[Manbearpig]

I like to let out a huge fart when I know someone else is in the bathroom

They be like :uhohdoor:

I be like :roflsquared: :roflbow: :roflsquared: :roflbow: :roflmao: :roflsad: :foreveralone: