I don't understand wimminz

[BillyJeanKing]

anyone else have that problem?

one minute everythang be fine then teh next its like :wtf: is going on


:soapbox:

[Cez★]

dfac lol
yea i know dat :(
prawlee whyz im not laid yet. dont take taht shit :rofl:

[2005_Silverado]

:serio: they crazy pero only way to get laid is to put up with their shit or paying them for a few mins of their time :sneaky:

[Cez★]

:secretshake:

[Biggs]

Married to one for 15 years & still cant figure em out. I have learned quite well the art of pissing her off & knowing what actions &/or words will do that rather quickly though :shitstorm:

[theholycow]

one minute everythang be fine then teh next its like :wtf: is going on

Standard procedure, the first thing taught in being a wimminz school.

[Ewok]

tits or tires its going to give you problems.......

[theholycow]

At least if it has tires I can get in another one until I fix it myself.

[Biggs]

You can have the same for wimmens too. But they can know nothing about the other :secretshake:

[theholycow]

When my woman broke I wanted to get into this one:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs464.ash2/73703_172117622802818_100000137458353_645411_87539 7_n.jpg

Luckily, despite being emo, bipolar, and a sexual deviant, she also has the most integrity of anyone I've ever met and she helped me get my marriage straight rather than doing anything with me.

[TATERNATER]

:whoa:

Would destroy... Twice

[BillyJeanKing]

i left kinda abrublty

here are teh reason for this thread:

There's this girl. She wants me. I know this. :pimp:

She always be lookin at me and shit. Giving a brother the :naughty: eye

Everytime i catch her lookin at me she looks away

I'm all like: "i gots to move on dat"

So i got her number a couple days ago via :secret: avenues

i texted her last night and we chatted for a second

everythang was cool, we was laughing and shit

i saw her today and she's just like :blah: "hello Yamal"

can a brother get a :cheeky: smirk at least???

i dunno, maybe i'm being paranoid

maybe she's playing teh hard to get role now that she knows i want :datass:


what you gaiz think???

[Ewok]

:itsatrap:

[theholycow]

Korkah, I understand wimminz in many ways, but my pickup-fu is non-existent. I imagine she's just waiting for you to come on stronger. Since that's my gut feeling, you should probably do the opposite. :cheeky:

:whoa:

Would destroy... Twice

She's short and more than thick...but she's got the attitude to pull it off.

Moar pics for you, then.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs062.snc3/12932_106384849376096_100000137458353_176146_43137 81_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs348.ash2/62787_163088847039029_100000137458353_584819_39763 6_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs062.snc3/12932_106385819375999_100000137458353_176164_32233 2_n.jpg
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_1f6d38e042de90125cd6090ec6212f14.jpg
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/24/l_dbae667a9f614501aaaf02efa545feac.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

Korkah, I understand wimminz in many ways, but my pickup-fu is non-existent. I imagine she's just waiting for you to come on stronger. Since that's my gut feeling, you should probably do the opposite. :cheeky:

:hmm:

you might be right cao

i gotta figure dis shit out

[Ewok]

all I can say is DAYUM cao she is teh hottness

[MikeH]

Keep it a game or she will lose interest.

[BillyJeanKing]

:shake:

[MikeH]

Its all about the chase. When she knows you want her she wont want you. Coming on strong would be the exact opposite of what I would do.

[BillyJeanKing]

haha

:headexplodes:

[theholycow]

See, like I said...I have the opposite of game. I have anti-game. Don't listen to anything I say because it's wrong, even if I second-guess myself.

How the fuck are you supposed to get together with her if she's playing coy and you're supposed to too?

[TATERNATER]

Cao, shees pegan(sp)?

They're always naughty!

[BillyJeanKing]

See, like I said...I have the opposite of game. I have anti-game. Don't listen to anything I say because it's wrong, even if I second-guess myself.

How the fuck are you supposed to get together with her if she's playing coy and you're supposed to too?



that doesn't make much sense to me either

[TATERNATER]

Repped

[MikeH]

The less interested you seem the more interested she will be. She will then eventually stop playing the game and you will have control over it.

[BillyJeanKing]

i've appeared uninterested for a while

we talked here and there but nothing serious :shrug:

[TATERNATER]

Just slip her a rufi and next morning be like, wtf?! How'd diz happenz? :sheeky:

Then prawfiz!

[BillyJeanKing]

:hahano:

[MikeH]

She also could have just been having a bad day or started her rag. It is that time of month.

[TATERNATER]

Sniff ck for confermation

:imo:

[theholycow]

So you just say fuck it, ignore her, and eventually she'll come after you?

Cao, shees pegan(sp)?

They're always naughty!

She is.

My wife is too. :miyagi:

[BillyJeanKing]

She also could have just been having a bad day or started her rag. It is that time of month.

yeah i thought that might have been it too

[MikeH]

So you just say fuck it, ignore her, and eventually she'll come after you?
That's pretty much how it works.

I wouldn't worry too much unless she keeps acting like that.

[TATERNATER]

U luki fook!

I dated one in high scoo... She was nom, but fucking crazy.

I miss her :jest:

[theholycow]

That's pretty much how it works.

That shit's fucking wack.

[TATERNATER]

That's pretty much how it works.

Never had the skillz to pull that off.

[MikeH]

That shit's fucking wack.
It really is. It depends on the girl too tho. Some have a better head on their shoulders than others and don't fuck with the bullshit.

[Cez★]

this is why i always kill em before mounting them. cant say shit then :D

[theholycow]

Cez, sometimes you're pretty scary.

[TATERNATER]

Is that how they do it in the cartoons?

[BillyJeanKing]

Cez, sometimes you're pretty scary.

:truestory:

[Cez★]

Cez, sometimes you're pretty scary.

i am?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2416838878_73753019fb.jpg?v=0

Is that how they do it in the cartoons?

no. in the cartoons all the dude does is sit back while the girl does her thing :eekclap:

[BillyJeanKing]

that looks like a he/she

[Cez★]

i know, tis mah face i made when i read :rofl:

i was like "ehh?"

[TATERNATER]

:bertstare:

[Cez★]

:lol:

[Ewok]

I think cao is holding back and haz noodz of said pagan chick

[theholycow]

I wish.

I did once find noods of a chick that looks like her, though. I'll try to remember where they are.

[TATERNATER]

Sa it aint so, cao! You wouldnt hold out on us would ya?

:puppygawgeyez:

---------- Post added at 09:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:13 PM ----------

Thickchick kinda hijacked the thread,no?

[Ewok]

oh and speaking of wiminz advice cez you had similar question and what was kourkas advice?

something short of rape iirc

[theholycow]

I wouldn't.

She said she was in a porno, not fucking anyone but in the video, but didn't tell me what it was called or what her stage name was.

[BillyJeanKing]

oh and speaking of wiminz advice cez you had similar question and what was kourkas advice?

something short of rape iirc

:lolwut:

[Ewok]

busting your balls on cez texting some chick last week

[TATERNATER]

Now it's come back to bite you in the ass.
:nono:

---------- Post added at 09:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:17 PM ----------

I wouldn't.

She said she was in a porno, not fucking anyone but in the video, but didn't tell me what it was called or what her stage name was.

Tie her down and shoot soda up her nose until she gives you the desired information.

I saw that on Dexter.

[BillyJeanKing]

:roflsad:

[Cez★]

oh and speaking of wiminz advice cez you had similar question and what was kourkas advice?

something short of rape iirc

:orly:

busting your balls on cez texting some chick last week

lol. fuck that bitch. im not sitting through all her shit she pulls

[TATERNATER]

Gonna fap to those pix and go to sleep!

[stonehenge]

Cool thread, A+

[theholycow]

Tie her down and shoot soda up her nose until she gives you the desired information.

I saw that on Dexter.

BTW, she's more into tying someone down than being tied down.

[SarkOzy]

Just my opinion, but


DCFANF


Disregard Current Female Acquire New Female

[BillyJeanKing]

:jester:

i may zext her tonight

will post results if she responds

will slit wrists if not :emo:

[stonehenge]

FTS just zext a :wifflebat: pic and she be driving to your house tonight for the :bj2: srs

[MikeH]

:jester:

i may zext her tonight

will post results if she responds

will slit wrists if not :emo:
Too soon :imo:

[BillyJeanKing]

you sure foo???

---------- Post added at 06:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:57 PM ----------

FTS just zext a :wifflebat: pic and she be driving to your house tonight for the :bj2: srs

:roflhmm:

[MikeH]

When did you talk to her last?

[BillyJeanKing]

tuesday :cheeky:

[MikeH]

Youre gonna text her anyways so fuck it :roflmao:

[BillyJeanKing]

no i ain't cuz MikeH said not too :shrug:

[MikeH]

Its up in the air really. Wouldnt ask her to do anything tho unless its just like lunch on Sunday.

[BillyJeanKing]

i cut mah finger today so i are gonna try to get some sympathy :pimp:

[stonehenge]

K: bish mah finga hurts
Wimminz: don't call me bish plz
K: lol bish u crazy! Bj plz

[BillyJeanKing]

W: ok den, be there in a second

[stonehenge]

K: my job be done here BISH

[Cez★]

:read:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:kcl3fBrz0vwvuM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/insanity_wolf.jpg&t=1

[BillyJeanKing]

here i go :security:

if i don't return in one piece feel free to send your condolences and gift baskets to dis address:

Korkah Chooguy
Jawjuh

[stonehenge]

Mailfgt will steal giff bazkit

[BillyJeanKing]

i kill dat foo


i texted her

she said she asked me how i was doing earlier but i didn't hear her so it seemed like I ignored her pero i didn't

we chatted for a minute about stuff

:better:

[Cez★]

when you freakin dat bitch out?

[BillyJeanKing]

:hmm:

let me thinkz

as soon as you freaks out rebecca :naughty:

[Cez★]

:eekclap: thatll be an eternity. lol. havent talked to that skank in a week

[BillyJeanKing]

what a hoe

throw her a text right meow

be like: "sup hoe" :pimp:

[stonehenge]

C: sup ho when you gonna let Mr.R up in dat puss hole?

[BillyJeanKing]

H: all dat anime shit really turns me awn, i'm all hawny right nao

[stonehenge]

C: ima put mah cartoon pen3r in dat voca so far you gon be like -_-

[BillyJeanKing]

8=============D

[Cez★]

what a hoe

throw her a text right meow

be like: "sup hoe" :pimp:


pft. bitch aint worth mah unlimited messages :security:

C: sup ho when you gonna let Mr.R up in dat puss hole?

H: all dat anime shit really turns me awn, i'm all hawny right nao

C: ima put mah cartoon pen3r in dat voca so far you gon be like -_-

:roflsquared: you gaizz

[stonehenge]

C: bish I hope yo guts be on freeway ho ^_^

[Cez★]

http://clubs.users.cnu.edu/anime/2006050211465476581383hk.gif

:lol: repped

[JayBo]

Its all about the chase. When she knows you want her she wont want you. Coming on strong would be the exact opposite of what I would do.

This motherfucker right here is correct. I've learned from experience

[stonehenge]

Jay has bitches cleaning his house and shit :pimp2:

[JayBo]

i looked over night before last and yessicah was washin me dishes and shit. I was laying on de cowsh watching tv

[stonehenge]

So pimp its ridiculousss

[JayBo]

I said "Oh dam you washin dishes ey? You can bring me drank when you come back over here?" she all like "yeah babe,"

[stonehenge]

http://ftp.georgetek.com/George/Sigs/friday-damn-large.jpg

[shootermcgavin003]

have nothing to add