The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is RAPING MY ANUS

[theholycow]

I live in RI and work in MA. MA has decided to rape me.

1. In 2008, I got a speeding ticket from a small town cop in MA.

2. The next day I talked to someone who said it would go away (yes, this sounds shady; at the time it seemed much less shady than I can describe here). I had to give the ticket to them.

3. I never heard anything. Nothing ever showed up on my record. I never received anything in the mail.

4.Today I was driving along, obeying all traffic laws, when I was pulled over.

5. I was told that my license is suspended in MA and they could arrest me, but he said he was being lenient to allow me to have my car towed out of the state.

6. I paid $170 to be towed less than 5 miles.

7. I have a citation and I'm told I'll have to wait months for them to send me a court date for an unknown date in the future.

8. I will be arrested and put in jail if I drive in MA again. I cannot go to work.

What the fuck can I do? If I had known the ticket was still valid I'd have paid it on time. If I had gotten some kind of idea that there was an unpaid ticket on my record I'd have paid it. Now what the fuck can I do?

:ffuuu:

[Cez★]

vacation
:happeh:
pero nah bro call someone in MA up. srs

[2005_Silverado]

call small town where ticket originated, explain u haz to work and need special work-home driving permit...they can grant

[TATERNATER]

Time fo a lawyer

Srs

[BillyJeanKing]

ask for cao pardon

those are granted to cows since they ain't spose to be driving in teh first place

[theholycow]

Yup. I need to find a MA traffic lawyer.

I'd rather pay a lawyer $1000 then give $100 to MA.

[TATERNATER]

Or above

Mush betterz

[Ewok]

I hate all Attorney's but mine :cheeky:

but srs this a matter for an attorney no if's and's or but's

[BillyJeanKing]

ewok haz attorneey???

reesh midget

[.GARY.]

Lawyering up would be your best way to go :imo
Like Eddie said, try to get a temp status to go to and from work so you dont lose your job, they should allow you that atleast until it is figured out.

[SarkOzy]

Like I said on gmfs, HOW THE FUCK do they have legal basis to say your RHODE ISLAND drivers license is invalid in MASSACHUSETTS?!!!!!!!

[shootermcgavin003]

Like I said on gmfs, HOW THE FUCK do they have legal basis to say your RHODE ISLAND drivers license is invalid in MASSACHUSETTS?!!!!!!!

they cant legally but they can charge him with a fta warrant and arrest him so hes just as fucked

[stonehenge]

FTS someone needs a couple hooves up their anos srs

[shootermcgavin003]

cant keep a good man down

[stonehenge]

U mean cao?

[theholycow]

Like I said on gmfs, HOW THE FUCK do they have legal basis to say your RHODE ISLAND drivers license is invalid in MASSACHUSETTS?!!!!!!!

:shrug: When in Rome, get raped as the Romans rape. They can do what they want, it's their state. I also pay all of my state income taxes to them because that's where I work.

they cant legally but they can charge him with a fta warrant and arrest him so hes just as fucked

What an FTA warrant?

I'm sure it would have made things worse in the end but it would have been BAMF to run instead of pulling over. The VW gets up to 130mph pretty quick and it was only a few miles to the state line.

When the cop came up to my window he kept saying my name and address asking if I was him. I thought it was going to be some kind of joke that someone setup.

[stonehenge]

Are you Rick Caoington? 6969 Car Maze Dr.? N2BIG1S?

[theholycow]

Damn you, you've found me!

So it looks like the going rate for a lawyer to do traffic defense in MA is $1500. :whoa: Looks like I'll be bending over and accepting some government rape after all.

[SarkOzy]

:(

[stonehenge]

Damn you, you've found me!

So it looks like the going rate for a lawyer to do traffic defense in MA is $1500. :whoa: Looks like I'll be bending over and accepting some government rape after all.

DNW $1500 :(

bastids :nono:

[theholycow]

Potentially good news: I talked to a lawyer who looked it up in the MA computer system and said they sent notice to an old address where I haven't lived since 2002 or so. It is NOT the address that was on my license in 2008.

[stonehenge]

What a bunch of ratards

[theholycow]

Update:
I went to the RMV to see a hearing officer. She was unable to actually do anything for me, but at least had some direction to offer...and some information I forgot.

Here's what I forgot: When I tried to get the ticket dismissed by the police chief, it was too late; but they said if I dispute it they would show up in court and ask for it to be dismissed. So, I signed the part saying I'd like a court date and waited.

My court date never arrived in the mail because, as I mentioned earlier, they sent it to an entirely wrong address.

Tomorrow morning I'll go to two courts and one or two RMVs. I expect to get two court dates and a temporary reinstatement of my license until one of those court dates.

[stonehenge]

Again, wtf is RMV?

Edit: cao has essplain in tct :hoofbump:

[shootermcgavin003]

:shrug: When in Rome, get raped as the Romans rape. They can do what they want, it's their state. I also pay all of my state income taxes to them because that's where I work.



What an FTA warrant?

I'm sure it would have made things worse in the end but it would have been BAMF to run instead of pulling over. The VW gets up to 130mph pretty quick and it was only a few miles to the state line.

When the cop came up to my window he kept saying my name and address asking if I was him. I thought it was going to be some kind of joke that someone setup.


failure to appear

[theholycow]

I spent the day on the same old wild goose chase.

Nobody can help. I got lots of sympathy and no help. I got documented proof that notices went to the wrong address and were returned but that's not good enough to help.

I will find out tomorrow if I can get another court date. If not I can pay $410 to get a chance at possibly getting a temporary reinstatement of my license.

[stonehenge]

$410 for a possible chance?? :blah:

[Ewok]

your tax dollars at work :roflpow:

[theholycow]

Of course they don't describe it as a possible chance, they say if I pay it then that will work, but I can hear the doubt in their voice and I know that the system is fucked up.

If I sent my payment to the wrong address and it got returned, would I be allowed the same self-righteous point of view that they take?

[theholycow]

I think I've made some progress. The magistrate has granted me a second court date. I'll have to wait for it to come in the mail :rolleyes: but I'll call and pester them weekly just in case it never arrives. The clerk is faxing documents to the RMV that may allow them to temporarily reinstate my license.

I hope the new court date for the 2008 ticket comes before the appeal for the driving with a suspended license.

[stonehenge]

If not, could you get the date for the suspended license extended? I'm sure you'd have reason to do so with the other court date coming up.

[theholycow]

I need to call and ask about that.

[stonehenge]

after you get your license unsuspended, take :gB: over there and do a burnout on the court steps

get video

[theholycow]

DNW to break my input shaft.

DNW burnout ticket.

[stonehenge]

- remove plate from VW
- do burnout on steps and gtfo
- put plate back and drive back to RI at speed limit
- nevar take VW back to MA
- ?
- profit

[theholycow]

1. Remove plates and VIN from VW
2. Crash VW through court house
3. Run away illegal immigrant style
4. ?
5. Profit

:uhoh: DNW prison time...I think I'll just beg for mercy and protest more peacefully after it's all done by telling my story to the media.

[stonehenge]

Was gonna say do all of the VW shenanigans while wearing cao suit but then they'll know its you f'sho.

[theholycow]

Update: I've been calling all week, must have spent 4 or 5 hours on hold so far, no luck with temporary reinstatement. I called the court clerk for the umpteenth time. She'll re-fax, attn to specific person, with my cellphone number asking them to call me, then fax the fax confirmation to me.

[stonehenge]

Fuckin idiots must have the fax machine feeding into a trashcan :blah:

[theholycow]

Oh and they're very busy so she might be unable to fax it until at least Monday. :blah:

[stonehenge]

"I'm busy, can't lay paper in machine, dial number, wait a minute and bring paper back"

[shootermcgavin003]

Oh and they're very busy so she might be unable to fax it until at least Monday. :blah:

clerks offices are never busy there some lazy fucks

[Shaggy]

So whats the word?

[theholycow]

I have my temporary reinstatement. I found out on Friday about 30 seconds before I was going to give up, hang up the phone, and go home. I am driving :gB: to work. :D

I'll have a second court date for the 2008 ticket and hopefully because I've arranged for that the criminal driving with a suspended license charge will be dropped when I go to that court date.

[stonehenge]

hope so, pinche MA :chuy:

[shootermcgavin003]

boston i hate that place

ma fuckers are gay

[theholycow]

Ok, so I finally have my day in court for the original ticket, coming up in a few weeks. I'm considering these defenses:

1. There is no posted speed limit. From the beginning of the road to miles beyond where I was ticketed, there is not a single speed limit sign.

2. Ticket specifies different car. As I understand, this is not a successful defense even if it seems reasonable. While I was going fast, the car in front of me, which matches the description on the ticket better, was also going fast.

3. I have already paid pretty thoroughly and am in financial dire straits. The ticket, IIRC, is for $240. I paid $170 to get towed, hundreds of miles worth of lease miles and gas, $100 for the suspension, and days out of work.

Anybody know more than merely how reasonable those things sound?

[stonehenge]

Those sound pretty legit, especially the first one.

Not sure what else you could mention.

All srsness aside:

4. Mass is fgts and just be hatin on a bovine for no reason.

[BillyJeanKing]

anUz raep thread bump

[Cez★]

plead da fiff

[TATERNATER]

1 and 3 seem koo but 2 is meh.

[theholycow]

http://69.16.184.122/w9x7m8g4/cds/image/33/563833/883239_pm.jpg?dopvhost=cdn.livevideo.com&doppl=19d1c06a544c1dca541c1dca110ca5b0&dopsig=721293b801d1102f94e1627c0038ccab

Went with "I've already paid quite thoroughly" and the magistrate agreed...it's finally over and today's $25 hearing fee was the only additional payment I had to make.

[BillyJeanKing]

:fuckyeah:

[SarkOzy]

:richboy:

[stonehenge]

C A O
a legal bamf













:smileshrug:

[2005_Silverado]

congrats cao :high5:

[lowerc]

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/lowerc/cow-grazing.jpg

[theholycow]

:laughabove:

[theholycow]

I'm getting pretty tired of getting hassled by the man.

The college where I work has teamed up with the local PD. We're paying for them to have more officers, more cars, and to take the place of what was our meager security department. Since the town doesn't have an IT department, we've been taking on some of their IT issues even when not related to the college and we're even looking at taking over 100% responsibility for their IT. They're friendly with me and just this morning two officers came to me for some help...took care of it right away for them. I wave when I see them on campus or on the road.

You'd think that with all that, they wouldn't want to bother with me unless I'm actually doing something wrong...wouldn't you?

Maybe not.

As I leave work, I get maybe 200 yards up the road when I see a police car parked on the side, obviously doing traffic enforcement. Why he didn't park further down the road where you can actually nab speeders and tailgaters (not that they'd EVER nab somebody for riding 12 inches off my bumper), I don't know. Anyway, I wave as I pass.

He enters the road behind me. I continue along my merry way, obeying the speed limits that nobody else obeys, just like I do every single day. When I'm almost to the town line he pulls me over.

I sit there, getting my registration and license out on the dash and such. Then I sit there waiting. Then finally he comes out, walks up, says he's following up on my registration, and asks if I had a Nissan before I had :gB:. Then he says I'm all set and lets me go.
:fulloffuck:

WTF Massachusetts, get your shit together. Stop fucking scanning every fucking license plate that goes by, and get your records straight. How hard can it be to keep in touch with RI's DMV?
:nosir:

[Cez★]

:roflmao:



does it look like cao would fit in a nissan?

[stonehenge]

He saw :gB: and was like "damn, that foo HAS to haz warrant"

:jester:

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[Cez★]

:omg:

[theholycow]

To be honest, I'm surprised :gB: hasn't gotten me that kind of attention before...must be the totally non-custom look (not even any tint) and complete obedience to speed limits.

[stonehenge]

Needs moar daytons/hydraulics, donkness, or your last name on the rear glass in old english. Maybe just CAO in OE. Cops will thinks its a gang.

Cao Assassin Organization?

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[theholycow]

:repz: for recursive acronym.

[stonehenge]

:lol:

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[shootermcgavin003]

in ky all the cars they stop are cavaliers and trecels... check drawers dont put no gas in a v8 unless its a truck and there stealing scrap metal