Held the door open this morning for someone and...

[Chadster08]

I walk into the same gas station every morning to get a monster or some kind of drink. I hold the door open for anyone, doesn't matter if your hot or ugly, white, black, green, purple, pink.

So I see this guy on the other side of the door with his hands full, I open the door, stand on the other side of the door so I'm not in the way AT ALL.

Sort of like this but more behind the door.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2006/09/27/1159352561_8100.jpg

And you know what this fucker does? He pushes open the other door :wtf: are you fucking kidding me. And then the women behind him walks thru his door and he didn't even hold it open for her. :nono:

This isn't the first time it has happen either. Its just shitty that people go out of their way to open the other door or don't even say thank you for doing such a little task for them.

After this happened I actually wanted to yell at the guy cause I thought that was bullshit. No respect these fucking days.

Sorry for the rant but its getting pretty shitty now a days in this land we call America.

[.GARY.]

I see that crap alot actually. I still hold doors and I still open the truck/car door for my wife to get in. It bothers me when people act like you should be doing it for them. My usual retort to that is a nasty "Well you are quite welcome, have a wonderful day" and I go about my business.

[Chadster08]

I see that crap alot actually. I still hold doors and I still open the truck/car door for my wife to get in. It bothers me when people act like you should be doing it for them. My usual retort to that is a nasty "Well you are quite welcome, have a wonderful day" and I go about my business.

Yea its gets pretty crappy. I want to say shit to people but of course then I would be the dick lol. I really wanted to cuse the dude out and tell the lady to fuck off.

Or do dis:dickslinger:and run lol

[Cez★]

i only do it if theyre close behind me. fuck people

[Chadster08]

I'll do it for ANY female lol. But ain't gonna sit there and wait on someone if they are walking from the gas pumps lol

[.GARY.]

There is like a 5'-6' Radius of the door in order for me to keep it open. If you are out of that range you are on your own then.

[Cez★]

:word: i usually swing it open as much as it can go so they dont have to push it or pull it

[stonehenge]

I hate that shit. Or if you hold it open and stand there for a good 15 seconds waiting for them to get to the door (like if they were JUST inside your 5-6' radius) and then they go through like

:hatersgonnahate:

instead of "sweet, thanks brah" :nono:

fgts

[Chadster08]

There is like a 5'-6' Radius of the door in order for me to keep it open. If you are out of that range you are on your own then.
word. I probably have a pretty big radius cause I aint ever in a rush so I don't mind holding the door open, especailly if she is cute.
:word: i usually swing it open as much as it can go so they dont have to push it or pull it
word.
I hate that shit. Or if you hold it open and stand there for a good 15 seconds waiting for them to get to the door (like if they were JUST inside your 5-6' radius) and then they go through like

:hatersgonnahate:

instead of "sweet, thanks brah" :nono:

fgts

I'm pretty sure next time I open the door for someone and they don't say thank you or go thru the other one I'm really gonna say something.

[stonehenge]

"You're welcome fgt/bish, gfymfs and diamff you piece of useless shit."

- Shad

[theholycow]

I don't need people to thank me, I know I've made their entry more convenient whether or not they do...but I do feel like http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/cow-wtf.gif when they use the other door.

I always say thanks, unless we've just walked through 2 or more doors, then it just gets repetitive and pointless...they know I feel thankful.

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I'm pretty sure next time I open the door for someone and they don't say thank you or go thru the other one I'm really gonna say something.

If you do that, you become the jerk. Just stop holding the door for people instead.

[Cez★]

I hate that shit. Or if you hold it open and stand there for a good 15 seconds waiting for them to get to the door (like if they were JUST inside your 5-6' radius) and then they go through like

:hatersgonnahate:

instead of "sweet, thanks brah" :nono:

fgts

which brings back my previous point. fuck people

[theholycow]

fuck people

Have secks with people?

[Trevor F]

cool story bro?

[Cez★]

Have secks with people?

mhm. quite
:sneaky:

[Chadster08]

"You're welcome fgt/bish, gfymfs and diamff you piece of useless shit."

- Shad
:shake:
I don't need people to thank me, I know I've made their entry more convenient whether or not they do...but I do feel like http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/cow-wtf.gif when they use the other door.

I always say thanks, unless we've just walked through 2 or more doors, then it just gets repetitive and pointless...they know I feel thankful.

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If you do that, you become the jerk. Just stop holding the door for people instead.
I know, but just pisses me off when people can't say a simple. "thanks"
Have secks with people?
mhm. quite
:sneaky:
Surprise butt sex :imo
cool story bro?

thanks.:roflpow:

[Biggs]

I'll hold it open for people, but if they decide to be a dick & open the other door just to be an ass, then I return the favor by saying in a loud & most smartass tone "YOU'RE WELCOME!!"

[theholycow]

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/yourewelcome.jpg

[Chadster08]

I'll hold it open for people, but if they decide to be a dick & open the other door just to be an ass, then I return the favor by saying in a loud & most smartass tone "YOU'RE WELCOME!!"

Lol good idea. I'll try that next time.

[Greatwhite]

cool story shad.


i hold doors alot and get alot of thanks for it. but if someone acts an ass for it i usually just say "yeah fuck me, right?"

i get dirty looks

[Chadster08]

I could actually see you doing/saying that lol

[Bass]

cool story shad.


i hold doors alot and get alot of thanks for it. but if someone acts an ass for it i usually just say "yeah fuck me, right?"

i get dirty looks

Yep, i'll hold the door for a while for someone walking, or go back and catch if if just let go. And i always get some.kind of response. But if i don't, you can bet your ass i will make a loud ass comment about you, skippy.

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[shootermcgavin003]

i hold the door closed so ppl cant get out fuck it

[Cez★]

:lol:

[jschrock]

I'll hold it open for people, but if they decide to be a dick & open the other door just to be an ass, then I return the favor by saying in a loud & most smartass tone "YOU'RE WELCOME!!"

THIS is what I do :roflmao: REALLY LOUD and VERY SARCASTICALLY.

They sometimes either say "Than you" or just give you weird looks. If they give the look I just smirk and shrug :roflshrug:

BUT that happens so often here that I do not need to make a thread about it...lol

[JayBo]

I open the door for ppl and hold it too just to be nice. If they say nothing, I very loudly proclaim YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!
I've also opened it for someone with hands full..like the 2 doors at a store or something. Open first one, they don't speak and wait for me to open 2nd one..I'll slam that fucker closed in their face.

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Fuck Biggs beat me to it :rofl2:

[theholycow]

Damn, you guys are hardasses. Have you considered just not holding doors?

[Cez★]

i do it for teh ladies :naughty:

then i just swing it open for fgts

[JayBo]

its common courtesy for me to. I do it out of habit.
Just like saying ma'am and sir and shit like that

[theholycow]

Yeah, but feeling entitled about it or being a jerk when it doesn't work out the way you wanted is by far the opposite of common courtesy.

[JayBo]

Oh I'm not a jerk. I just do it to let them know they fucked up a good thing :)

[theholycow]

Oh I'm not a jerk. I just do it to let them know they fucked up a good thing :)
Sorry dude, this stuff is really jerky:
If they say nothing, I very loudly proclaim YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!

Open first one, they don't speak and wait for me to open 2nd one..I'll slam that fucker closed in their face.

You'd be less of a jerk to just skip the whole thing (unless they're right behind you and you'd be slamming it in their face the first time).

[JayBo]

:emo:
I sorry Cao.

It's rare that I close a door on someone or anything that drastic.
But I honestly do the "You're welcome!!!" thing. Usually I don't yell it, I just direct it at the individual. Most ppl are very nice and thank you.

I really don't give a shit either way though. I usually only hold the doors for women or the elderly.

[stonehenge]

:umad: @ cao

How hard is it to say "thanks"? They deserve to be yelled at. Fkn non-thanking fgts

[theholycow]

Don't get me wrong; I don't approve of the people who don't say "thanks"...I just think that a sarcastic or rude reaction to the occasional non-thanker is worse than entirely skipping the whole thing.

[Cez★]

caos no haz manners. someone prawlee told him "YOUR WELCOME!!!!11!1one!!eleven"

[JayBo]

lol.

I is just being me. Usually only rude to ppl like fat ass bishes who are on the phone and just stroll through...fat greasy bishes. :puke:

Oh well. Sry :bawl:

[Biggs]

Depends on the situation as far as whether to be a smartass or not. If they got their hands full or you can tell something else is going on, that's one thing. But for someone to be a dick open the other door when they damn sure did see you holding the other one open for them, or them just not saying something & looking like they're a badass, then they deserve at LEAST a good ol fashioned smartass response...

[theholycow]

Does a smartass response give you back the one or two seconds you spent holding the door?

Does it make the person think twice about failing to say thank you the next time?

Does it make bystanders think you are cool?

[stonehenge]

Nope but it makes me feel better.

Probably not, but IDGAF.

Damn right. :security:

[Bass]

I like to mad dog anyone im holding the door for. Let's em know I mean business

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[stonehenge]

Usually I kinda growl a little and twitch one eye, then if they say thanks I be like "'sall good brah/bish" but if they don't i do a bark like DMX.

[JayBo]

I'll take the door off hinges, throw on ground.

problem solved.

[stonehenge]

I'll take the door off hinges, throw on ground.

problem solved.

bamf i did that once and pissed on the door and was like "say thx next time asshat" and next time prolly he said thx

:better:

[theholycow]

Usually I kinda growl a little and twitch one eye, then if they say thanks I be like "'sall good brah/bish" but if they don't i do a bark like DMX.
Win.
I'll take the door off hinges, throw on ground.

problem solved.
Win.
bamf i did that once and pissed on the door and was like "say thx next time asshat" and next time prolly he said thx

:better:

Win.

[Bass]

Usually I kinda growl a little and twitch one eye, then if they say thanks I be like "'sall good brah/bish" but if they don't i do a bark like DMX.

Hahah when DMX got arrested I was on the warrant team that got him, we took him into one of the housing units and the fugger walks in all badass and yells out "X in da house!" All the inmates got quiet for a sec and then someone yelled back "shut up n*gger!" Dude didn't leave his cell again until he was bonded out. Lmao

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[Cez★]

:roflpow:

[theholycow]

Win.

[stonehenge]

I sometimes walk into gas stations and small markets and yell "J in da hauz" to let bitches know wassup.

[JayBo]

I throw cig butts at hawks.

[stonehenge]

I throw cig butts at hawks.

I'd do that if I smoked, all I can do is spit at them.

[Bass]

I shoot at them with mai fo-five while driving

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[Bass]

Through the sunroof

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[stonehenge]

I once was driving as a coyote crossed the street. Normally I don't mind because they cross fairly fast, but this time I had to press my brakes to not hit him. Homie don't play that. I got out and punched it in the face. Never saw that bitch in the street again.

[Biggs]

Does a smartass response give you back the one or two seconds you spent holding the door?

Does it make the person think twice about failing to say thank you the next time?

Does it make bystanders think you are cool?

1- Nope
2- I bet he won't forget to say thanks the next time someone opens the door for em.
3- Who gives a damn. Actually had one guy laugh & say good job after doing that to one jackass.

[shootermcgavin003]

i shit in door ways

idk y

[theholycow]

Safest place to be in an earthquake brah.

[shootermcgavin003]

Safest place to be in an earthquake brah.

i usually shit in earthquakes too

[stonehenge]

:orly: i usually shit in the bafroom

[theholycow]

I shit brix.
http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr247/mixlass/funny%20gifs/bendershittingbricks.gif

[shootermcgavin003]

well i only shit at womenz that turn me downz doors

[JayBo]

I'd do that if I smoked, all I can do is spit at them.

FWIW, I don't smoke. I still do it though.

[stonehenge]

Smoking ftl

[theholycow]

So you grab a handful of someone else's butts? Yuck.

Similar to the door holding rant: I hate when people take up a whole hallway, sidewalk, or path. This morning I was walking on a brick path up to a building's door. It has garden on both sides. Bish walking next to her beau were oncoming. I walked as far right as I could without stomping plants and bish's hand whacked mine. Couldn't they have given me a little room?

Also, my wife cuts corners when walking and I either have to physically push her or walk on curbs/slow and walk behind her. :soapbox:

[JayBo]

jamie had a bad habit of if we were walking side by side she'd walk me into shit and not even realize it. I'd have to walk off curbs, dodge poles, etc. bish dnfw me to has my own walk space

[theholycow]

:word: That is exactly what my wife does.

[shootermcgavin003]

jamie had a bad habit of if we were walking side by side she'd walk me into shit and not even realize it. I'd have to walk off curbs, dodge poles, etc. bish dnfw me to has my own walk space

tiff does that or lead your somewheres fucked up in a store and was like why are we here ....she says i was following you even though she is in front.

[shootermcgavin003]

had the door deal happen yesterday at walmarts i only held it cause i couldnt get in the side door beside the pop machine. they didnt thank me cuase i oogled the guys wife.

[Chance]

Wuddup Chad I miss you on GMFS man. <3

[BillyJeanKing]

you miss shad

1st sign of teh apocalypse

[shootermcgavin003]

you miss shad

1st sign of teh apocalypse

or gayness:roflshrug:

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

[Shaggy]

Its bullshit, but I still hold open doors for anyone as I do get alot of thank yous too.

[theholycow]

i oogled the guys wife.

:sneaky: That's thanks enough.

[shootermcgavin003]

:sneaky: That's thanks enough.

she had a big ol kelly clarkson ass thats all i need :roflshrug:

[BillyJeanKing]

shoulda been like: "hey bitch, :dickslinger: "

[shootermcgavin003]

i should have

[BillyJeanKing]

you would have gotten arrested foo

[shootermcgavin003]

you would have gotten arrested foo

fuck it cant catch me :roflshrug:

[BillyJeanKing]

NHB don't care about no police

TAKE HIM TO JAIL!!!

LOCK HIM UP!!!

THROW AWAY THE KEY

HE AIN'T AFRAID TO FUCK SOMEBODY IN HIS ASS!!!

*record scratch*

"this fool is trippin"

[shootermcgavin003]

ive been tased fuck it i can handle it

[Cez★]

dont tase me bro

[shootermcgavin003]

id like to tase a bitch on the pussy while i was fucking it

[stonehenge]

:uhoh:

[theholycow]

Sounds dangerous, like it could result in this:
http://i.techrepublic.com.com/blogs/electro-dog.jpg

[stonehenge]

dnw forks and voltage in pen0r

[SarkOzy]

:uhohdoor:

[shootermcgavin003]

nah it wont transfer fool just make her scream extra loud and lock up and shit when i get ready to bust that nut