As Me Anything! v.1

[visualoddity]

:clap:

[Cez★]

:lolwut:

[theholycow]

Why do dogs have black lips?

[stonehenge]

Do you always wear the orange texas hat?

[visualoddity]

Do you always wear the orange texas hat?

Yes.



Why do dogs have black lips?
It's a race thing... Seriously though, to the best of my knowledge, I have no idea...

[BillyJeanKing]

do you drink dos equis???

[visualoddity]

do you drink dos equis???

Yes. I prefer XX and Guinness > everything else...

[Cez★]

i can haz cheeseburger?

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

i was about to ask a cheezburger question

[Cez★]

:secretshake:

[visualoddity]

i can haz cheeseburger?

Yez!

[Cez★]

:happeh:

[theholycow]

Fack. Do want a burger.

---------- Post added at 11:07 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:47 AM ----------

Oh shit son, I forgot...I fucking HAVE burgers for lunch today, BAMF burgers that the wife made!
:better:

[Greatwhite]

where the fuck did you learn how to spell?

[visualoddity]

where the fuck did you learn how to spell?

hahaha! Thanks for pointing that out! Oops!
I learned to spell in Dallas, TX...

[Greatwhite]

is there any real point to this thread?
who the fuck are you psoting this shit?
why is sky blue?
i can haz 72 virgins?
whats the meaning of life?
who let the dogs out?
what time is it?
will america ever get out of this shit hole slump?
does kanye hate white womenz?
can i barrow five bucks?
why did they use "post-its" instead of "pos-tits"?
How does an erection work?
wheres waldo?
can you tell me how to get to sesame street?
wanna buy some pot?
can i leave now?
why doez everyone psot Z's instead of S's on here?
Is ozarka water really tapwater?
have you lost your vigintiy?
-to a man or woman?
where do babys come from?
why are women so bitchy/
whats PMS stand for?
Is the earth really round?
did columbus have an STD?
are you really going to answer all these questions?
u ghey brah?
why are u a visual oddity?
- u ugly or what?
whos your daddy?
where on earth is carmen san diego?
what exactly is the deal with the bermuda triangle?
which is better blue monstah or green monstah?
paper or palstic?
rain coat or bareback?
cash, check or credit?
visa or american express?
yourr SSN?
your mothers maiden name?
do you have a dog?
do you have a cat?
have you ever eaten squirrell?
how do you like your partners yard?
care for a cupcake?
buttsecks?
are you getting tired of this yet?
glad you started this thread meaow?
do you wanna see how many times i can say meow in this post?
do we a have a character limit on this place?
why the fuck does my checkin spaghetti not have chicken in it?
want a cookie?
can i haz cookie?
explain the concept of monagamy?
did i even spell managomay right?
blue or black ink?
barbershop or beautie parlor?
ready to stop?
should i come up with more ?'s ????

[Cez★]

:lol: :rofltank:

[theholycow]

Why would Greatwhite want 72 whiny unskilled virgins?

[Cez★]

what if they saw a ton of pr0n?

[Greatwhite]

Why would Greatwhite want 72 whiny unskilled virgins?

cuz i aint picky. and maybe i like making them cry

[visualoddity]

what if they saw a ton of pr0n?
They would cream themselves...


Why would Greatwhite want 72 whiny unskilled virgins?

Hmmm... Foreplay?

---------- Post added at 12:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:28 PM ----------

is there any real point to this thread? No. Well, maybe to get to know me better...


who the fuck are you psoting this shit? WTF?


why is sky blue? Global Cooling.


i can haz 72 virgins? Absolutely!


whats the meaning of life? Boobs, Beer and BBQ... Also, Zombie hunting!


who let the dogs out? I did bitch!


what time is it? 12:33pm CST


will america ever get out of this shit hole slump? I sure hope so, but am not betting on it while we have Obama in office...


does kanye hate white womenz? Yes.


can i barrow five bucks? If I had it, sure.


why did they use "post-its" instead of "pos-tits"? I don't know, but it was a FAIL decision...


How does an erection work? Wake up, view boobs, 3rd legs points at the sky...


wheres waldo? Germany.


can you tell me how to get to sesame street?
http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/popwrap/item_r1130UTxE4I5DveufdtWVP


wanna buy some pot? Not my thing... No.


can i leave now? Sure.


why doez everyone psot Z's instead of S's on here? LOLAOTZ...


Is ozarka water really tapwater? I bet it is!


have you lost your vigintiy? Yes. And before you ask, yes, she was/is hot...
-to a man or woman? See above.


where do babys come from?Teh Secz.


why are women so bitchy? Because of questions like that. :o


whats PMS stand for? Properly. Motorboatin. Sumabitch.


Is the earth really round? More ovalish...


did columbus have an STD? Absolutely. That guy got more play than Jenna Haze @ a free gangbang. How could he not?


are you really going to answer all these questions? Seems like it...


u ghey brah? Not at all.


why are u a visual oddity? Have you not seen me, or my photography?
- u ugly or what? I would say I am not attractive, however, my wife is hot, our g/f was hot :o, and every girl I've ever dated was hot, so there has to be something ok about me... :dunno:


whos your daddy? John Clayton Harrington Jr.


where on earth is carmen san diego? Cheetah


what exactly is the deal with the bermuda triangle? Atlantis.


which is better blue monstah or green monstah? Green Tastes better, Blue is better for you, and Assault kils them all...


paper or palstic? Plastic.


rain coat or bareback? Bareback... Always.


cash, check or credit? Cash...


visa or american express? Visa


yourr SSN? 55630-fcku


your mothers maiden name? Reid


do you have a dog? Yes


do you have a cat? Yes


have you ever eaten squirrell? Not yet.


how do you like your partners yard? Desolate.


care for a cupcake? Absolutely.


buttsecks? Giving, not receiving.


are you getting tired of this yet? Na...


glad you started this thread meaow? Yup...


do you wanna see how many times i can say meow in this post? 10.


do we a have a character limit on this place? Prolly...


why the fuck does my checkin spaghetti not have chicken in it? FAIL.


want a cookie? Just had 2.


can i haz cookie? All gone.


explain the concept of monagamy? Great Concept. Easy to commit to, hard to follow through with (for most people). I have never, and will never cheat. Not my style.


did i even spell managomay right? You tell me.


blue or black ink? Black.


barbershop or beautie parlor? Barber.


ready to stop? Ready.


should i come up with more ?'s ???? Your call. I'm open.

[theholycow]

- u ugly or what? I would say I am not attractive, however, my wife is hot, our g/f was hot :o

Ewok and his wife operate like that too.

[Cez★]

:bowroflwerd6:

[visualoddity]

Ewok and his wife operate like that too.

Eh, it's been a long time. We still hang out with her on occasion though, and I talked to her all the time. Good friend... and hot!

[Cez★]

nuDz

[theholycow]

Cez, your answer has to be in the form of a question.

Can we have n00dz of teh wife and/or girlfriend please, kind sir?

[stonehenge]

I would say I am not attractive, however, my wife is hot, our g/f was hot :o, and every girl I've ever dated was hot, so there has to be something ok about me... :dunno:

:whoa:

Edit: scuze me, I'z be slow like shad sometimes :retard:

[visualoddity]

Can we have n00dz of teh wife and/or girlfriend please, kind sir?

I understand it has to be asked, that's a given, so I will let it slide once. And no.

[theholycow]

:ban:

[stonehenge]

then feel free to contribute noodz of non-wife/non-gf females to the various FF threads

[visualoddity]

then feel free to contribute noodz of non-wife/non-gf females to the various FF threads

This I can do...

[stonehenge]

:cheeky:

[BillyJeanKing]

what if they saw a ton of pr0n?

thats gonna be cez's response to teh bish he plows

Bish: you haz teh experience???
Cez: No pero i haz seen a SHITLOAD of pr0nz
Bish: :sneaky: i'll allow it


Cez: :fuckyeah:

[stonehenge]

:jester:

"I no haz experience in teh field pero I haz consumed as much visual training as possible within mah years, as well as conditioning several times a day. Sometimes at work, sometimes in the truck, etc."

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:


:nono:

[Cez★]

:roflmao: :secret:

[stonehenge]

haz undergone rigorous training?

[visualoddity]

hahahahaha!!!

[stonehenge]

visualoddity, wtf be your name?

[visualoddity]

visualoddity, wtf be your name?They call me BAMF...






..... Dylan

[theholycow]

I was expecting Art Vandelay.

[stonehenge]

oh ya I forgot, Dylan like the hardcore detail TBSS with mexi grass rage Dylan.

[.GARY.]

thats gonna be cez's response to teh bish he plows

Bish: you haz teh experience???
Cez: No pero i haz seen a SHITLOAD of ANIME pr0nz
Bish: :sneaky: i'll allow it


Cez: :fuckyeah:

fixed :cheeky:











i keed i keed :shake:

[Cez★]

:roflmao: :nonobro:

[Greatwhite]

can see said nudz?

where?