Fuck you, Internet, now I'm hungry

[theholycow]

Chili's ULTIMATE STACKED BURGER™
Two Big Mouth Burger patties stacked a mile-high with melted American cheese, mayo, applewood smoked bacon, pickles, lettuce, tomato and crispy onion strings.
http://dietsinreview.s3.amazonaws.com/diet_column/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chilis-ultimate-burger.jpg

When I did the Google Image search for that, I found this: http://www.dietsinreview.com/slideshows/most-unhealthy-fast-food-menu-items/red-robins-wise-guy-burger/

Red Robin's Wise Guy Burger
You can get your entree and appetizer all in one with this monstrosity. The classic Red Robin burger patty is topped with fried mozzarella cheese sticks, pepperonis, banana peppers, marinara sauce and tomatoes. We estimate this burger has 1012 calories, 51g fat and 2017mg sodium.
http://www.dietsinreview.com/images/cache/402x300_red-robin-wise-guy-burger.jpg
Holy fuck that looks good.

Hardee's French Dip Thick Burger
This disastrous creation unites two popular sandwiches in to one. Topping the Hardee's Thick Burger with roast beef, Swiss cheese, and providing a little au jus for dipping, this burger weighs in at 650 calories, 33g fat, and 2280mg of sodium.
http://www.dietsinreview.com/images/cache/460x287_hardees-french-dip-thick-burger.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

would def nom teh 2nd one

[Cez★]

:serio:

[Biggs]

Crispy onion strings. nothing makes a burger any nastier than that crap. Gimme real onions. If you cant burp 2 hours after eating & still taste the onions, then they weren't worth a damn to begin with...

[Cez★]

onions ftw. fuck i wanna go to a burger joint now

[Biggs]

Real onions FTW. not no crispy batter covered tasteless crap :D

[theholycow]

I hate onions in general, but battered and thoroughly deep-fried I can eat them. Throw those on a burger with some BBQ sauce and I'm in.

[BillyJeanKing]

still not sure how i feel about your cannibalism :nono:

[theholycow]

It's cownibalism.

---------- Post added at 08:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:57 PM ----------

...or should I say, cow-nibble-ism.

[BillyJeanKing]

:sneaky:

[stonehenge]

Would nom all burgers mentioned.

[BillyJeanKing]

fat boy

[stonehenge]

:emo: not all at once, dick

[BillyJeanKing]

:cheeky:

[fatkidkustomz]

Holy fuck.... that Chili's burger has over 2,000 calories. That's like an entire day, in 10 tasty bites. Hmmm.... I might have to not eat all day one day and go try one out. I know it doesn't quite work like that, but it'll make me feel less guilty. :rofl2:

[theholycow]

It should be possible to survive the day on just that. Skip breakfast and suffer all morning. Then you'll have room. Nom burger and you may not be hungry for supper later at all. It's still 2000 calories in...plus, while extra may be stored, I bet some of it won't be processed at all.

[Biggs]

Sometimes a burger is worth going over the recommended daily calorie limit

[Cez★]

calorie limit :lolque: