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theholycow
04-10-2010, 10:26 PM
I was rooting around for stuff in my basement and found a tape: Snap - World Power. So, like any red-blooded American, I decided to use up some bandwidth and listen on Youtube instead.

I don't remember the video, but I must have watched it plenty. Video's really dumb. The music isn't as awful as I remember.
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I remember a stream of the worst obscenities in this song, and I remember thinking the crackhead sounded cool. Now I think the crackhead sounds like a fucking crackhead, and I can't find the swears...is this a cleaned up version or is my memory faulty?
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I used to crank that in my room. I don't know how my parents tolerated it.

I don't think I understood the "hard as Chinese math" line back then. Why would anyone ever say "opala"? I know I never knew what the lady was saying at the end after the bit about little miss Muffet...so imagine my surprise as I was listening and realized they were reciting the Andrew Dice Clay bit? Along came a spider, sat down beside her, and said "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
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Additionally, my cousin had a neighbor named Amy who was almost the same age as me and I wanted her. Not because she was hot, just because she was breathing. When the verse about having sex with Amy played I couldn't stop thinking of her. Now I can't remember what she looked like other than that she wasn't very attractive.

:rofl2: How do you feel? I feel black! Yo yo yo yo yo G yo G, where's da bass?
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Oh, hey, there's a Led Zeppelin sample. Cool. Come to think of it, there was a synth solo that I think came from a Pink Floyd song in one of the songs posted above. (still listening) Oh hey, there's another Zeppelin sample! Well, I thought that stream of obscenities might have been in this song, but it wasn't.

...and of course, how can you listen to Snap and not listen to a C+C Music Factory song?
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BillyJeanKing
04-10-2010, 11:03 PM
cool thread bro :security:

theholycow
04-10-2010, 11:51 PM
LOL, this just turned up:

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That's so awful that I couldn't listen through it.

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That one wouldn't be so awful if they just sped up the tempo by about 30%.

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Retro, dude!

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The birth of the modern douche?

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If anyone posts Boyz II Men in this thread... :ban:

BillyJeanKing
04-11-2010, 12:00 AM
all of those were/still are the shit :pepperjest:

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i dont listen too well :stimpy:


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theholycow
04-11-2010, 12:03 AM
:shooter:

Biggs
04-11-2010, 12:47 AM
Fools be talking about 80's & 90's without mentioning Tone Loc?!? Wonder if this thread should be included in the wtf?!? thread...

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And for all those white boy wannabe's out there, this one's just for you...

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theholycow
04-11-2010, 12:49 AM
Tone Loc = WIN! He didn't come to mind when I stumbled on these lame old cassette tapes.

shootermcgavin003
04-11-2010, 06:31 PM
fat boys foo

theholycow
04-11-2010, 06:39 PM
:hmm: I wasn't going for a general purpose 80s rap/"R&B"/dance thing here, I was going for cheese that's actually not that bad, but since Tone Loc came in and kept it real we might as well have some kickass Fat Boys.

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shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 12:44 AM
fatboys and anthrax be my first cassettes i ever bought