Role Playing Thread

[stonehenge]

Okay so here is the idea. Cao and Cez picking up and throwing sandwiches made me think of this, it may be kinda entertaining. You can only do simple actions, don't write like 20 lines of shit that you are doing :rofl2: and if you introduce an item, you have to say how. Pretend like we are all in the same place. You can make up whatever the fuck you want besides that :roflmao: This will either fail badly or produce a few jests. Like so:


EDIT: NO KILLING EACH OTHER :roflmao: it ruins everything. But feel free to kick each others asses.

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Juan opens a desk drawer and finds a sharpie.

Juan writes "Fuck Chad" on the desk and holds the marker up for someone else to take.

[Chadster08]

Chad takes sharpie and jabs it into juans eye numerous amount of times till he is dead



the end:crazy:

[stonehenge]

Juan gets up and speaks "Fail, shithead, I be alive" and kicks Chad in the throat.

Juan gets the shapie and writes "F G T" on Chad's forehead.

[Cez★]

King whoar appears and beheads chad. Hailing ensues.
:king:

[stonehenge]

Juan sees Chad's head reattach. :wtf:

(stop killing each other :roflmao:)

[Cez★]

Cez flips off wan

[Chadster08]

Chad wipes off his forehead and says, Let go play some basketball










(all I could think of)

[2005_Silverado]

eddeh walks in sees fgtry going on, slowly walks out the door :uhohdoor:

[theholycow]

cao picks up sharpie and realizes it was the one used in that FFUUU with the /b/tard and his mom

[stonehenge]

Juan searches through the closet and finds a baseball bat.

Juan says "Baseball is better" and hits Chad in the knee.

Juan sees Eddeh peek then leave.

[Chadster08]

Tis be already gay cause everyone is going to try and beat the shit out of each other lol

[theholycow]

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

[Cez★]

Cez posts to up his post count

[stonehenge]

Juan facepalms at his failure of a thread.

[theholycow]

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[stonehenge]

Juan fucks grue.

[theholycow]

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

[Chadster08]

Chad scratches head cause he is lost more than usual.

[Cez★]

takes teh up passage

[theholycow]

cao goes and plays a fun text RPG at http://www.xs4all.nl/~pot/infocom/

---------- Post added at 02:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:54 PM ----------

We should get those for our arcade.

[Chadster08]

Chad punches the computer screen cause the game is blocked at work FUCK!!!

[stonehenge]

Cao, is there a list of commands somewhere or was that part of the game? Figuring out wtf to do lol

[theholycow]

You should be able to google up lists of commands and entire cheat sheets, but just guessing is fun enough.

look
look at
examine
wear
open
talk to {name}
hi {name}
s
n
w
e
lie down
get up
turn on light
inv
use

etc

---------- Post added at 03:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:17 PM ----------

They're more fun when not using that crappy web interface. There's probably better web interfaces out there.

[stonehenge]

found out that there is an app for android called Twisty that runs all those infocom games

[Chadster08]

Chad, posts up in this thread in hope to bring it back to life and have a good laugh before lunch.



Chad, throws a wad of paper at Juan that says.....

[JayBo]

Jayson sits and ponders.....

[theholycow]

Chad, throws a wad of paper at Juan that says.....

"I used to be a whore."

Cao doesn't want to know, so he runs away. While running, he trips over...

[Cez★]

Cez encounters wild cao, he has 3 opshens
-fight
-item
-run

[theholycow]

Wild cao goes wild, lifting his shirt, causing Cez to :puke:

[Cez★]

Cez uses puke as lube to masturbashen

[stonehenge]

Juan walks in, sees shirtless Cao, pondering YayBo, and vomit-lubed Cez fapping, and a note on the ground that says "I used to be a whore." and slowly backs out of the room...

[theholycow]

:roflsquared:

Wild cao runs after Juan and moos reverberatingly. The moo shakes the whole place, which causes...

[stonehenge]

...Cez's bedside engine to start squirting gasoline everywhere.

[theholycow]

The gasoline lands on someone's droid and starts a fire. The fire spreads to...

[Chadster08]

then cez uses the gasoline as lube and continues to masturbate...

[Cez★]

Cez cinammon rolls all over anime pillow thing

[theholycow]

:fp: When someone ends a post with ... you guys are supposed to finish the sentence.

Chad slips on Cez's cinammon roll and whacks his head on...

[stonehenge]

...Cez's chorizo.

[theholycow]

The chorizo splatters all over the place. Juan smells it and gets hungry.

[stonehenge]

The chorizo splatters all over the place. Juan smells it and gets hungry.

Juan does NOT get hungry because Chad fell onto Cez's chorizo, as in, his pen0r. :uhoh:

Juan feels bad for Cez having his pen0r splattered everywhere by Chad.

[Chadster08]

Juan gets in the brown unit and drives too......

everytime I post, there is one just before me fffuuuuuu!!!

[stonehenge]

Juan gets in the brown unit and drives too......

...fast?

[theholycow]

Cao hightails it outta that funky joint.

[Chadster08]

well this thread WAS going good now its fucking up again. Just fucking go along with what ever is said.


Hell my dude got knocked out by a dick. So, lets get this going and quit fucking it up.

[Cez★]

cez decides to hide in the closet....

[Chadster08]

and masturbates some more



Chad wakes up dazed and confused and....

[Cez★]

decides to blow his brains out

[theholycow]

...because his hands are missing.

For fuck's sake Chad, stop masturbating.

[Chadster08]

...because his hands are missing.

For fuck's sake Chad, stop masturbating.

I'm not. Its Cez that is. and we need to quote the person that goes ...... so they know we are finishing their sentence.:imo

[Cez★]

I'm not. Its Cez that is. and we need to quote the person that goes ...... so they know we are finishing their sentence.:imo

takes the :imo gaizz sign and beats chad with it

[theholycow]

Cao is tired and a noid.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:popSXL6MJBZvTM:http://thefaust.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/noid2.gif

[Chance]

I put on my wizard hat and robes...

[theholycow]

:lol:

[theholycow]

Cao revives this thread, perhaps no longer to be shat upon.

[JayBo]

Wtf is going on in here?!

Sent from my DROID BIONIC

[Barrrf]

I dont even know what this thread is

[Cez★]

:word:

[stonehenge]

What was I thinking...

[theholycow]

:jester:

[Cez★]

Cez invites everyone to anime viewing party :happyforeveralone:

[lowerc]

For fuck's sake Chad, stop masturbating.


I seriously :lol:'d at my desk.


had to read some to figure out what the fuck this thread was

lowerc brings azn pros to liven up shitty anime party

[Cez★]

cez instantly skeets. proceeds to rub azns nose in dispensed skeet and says "i aint cleaning this mess"

[lowerc]

:llamastare::fts:

[theholycow]

Cao sees panda running and figures there's gotta be some scary shit coming. Cao begins stampede.

[JayBo]

Yaybo says :notbad: to cao

[Keeler]

And out of no where A WILD ZOMBIE APPEARS

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[Cez★]

and eats keeler

[stonehenge]

's pen0r

[Keeler]

Sheeeeeeitt

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[TATERNATER]

spunkmonkey figures out how this thread works, then switches back to the page with porn on it.

[Manbearpig]

manbearpig commences to dick swang :dickslinger:

[shootermcgavin003]

nhb feels really gay about all this

[Manbearpig]

mbp okay's :okay:

[shootermcgavin003]

nhb right nut itches alot

[TATERNATER]

its cancer

[Cez★]

Has to remove right nut

[theholycow]

Right nut freaks out and starts hiding

[shootermcgavin003]

right nut is behind left nut