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BillyJeanKing
11-12-2009, 01:07 AM
Post your fucked up car stories

I once had a shit week in my POS

Monday - I left my wallet at home for the first time and got pulled over after school :pissed:

Tuesday - My car wouldn't fucking start and I didn't have a cell

Wednesday - I had one of those "its raining outside so lets slam on the brakes" accidents :facepalm:

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Another time I was driving through my residential neighborhood and I drove over a pothole, the next thing I hear is a loud ass scraping sound. My muffler had come loose. It was still attached but it was dragging like hell. Had to take it off and pay $220 for a new one.
SarkOzy
11-12-2009, 01:52 AM
:hmm:


I hit a 200lb 8-point buck doing 60-65.

Had several heater cores EXPLODE.

Back glass broken out and truck broken into.

All I can think of.
Cez★
11-12-2009, 03:42 AM
had a close call monday. sister warned me and i stopped inches from the dudes bumper
today i locked my keys in the truck AND then it wouldnt turn on :pow:
2005_Silverado
11-12-2009, 05:45 AM
I owned a toyota for seven months :retard:
SarkOzy
11-12-2009, 01:43 PM
I owned a toyota for seven months :retard:

Limon no?
2005_Silverado
11-12-2009, 03:07 PM
si :roflmao:
SarkOzy
11-12-2009, 03:15 PM
:rofl2: I remember teh stories about el Limón.
BillyJeanKing
11-21-2009, 01:14 AM
Funny story:

I was driving down a 3 lane street.

This guy in a big ass truck driving next to me decides to get into my lane, he's driving almost directly to the left of me so he needs to pull forward a bit to get into my lane or he'd merge right into me. I guess he couldn't see my tiny POS in his big ass POS so he just merges right over and I have to get into the next lane over on the right. He would have slammed right into me if I hadn't moved.

And the funny part of the story:

There was a cop in back of us and he saw it all happen. Next thing I know the cop flips on the lights and the guy gets pulled over. HIGH-larious
2005_Silverado
11-21-2009, 01:20 AM
:high5:
theholycow
11-21-2009, 01:23 AM
There was a cop in back of us and he saw it all happen. Next thing I know the cop flips on the lights and the guy gets pulled over. HIGH-larious

That's weird. I didn't know that cops anywhere would do something like that. They wouldn't around here...
2005_Silverado
11-21-2009, 01:25 AM
wouldnt pull over a guy for illegal lane change?
BillyJeanKing
11-21-2009, 01:28 AM
That's weird. I didn't know that cops anywhere would do something like that. They wouldn't around here...

hahahaha

yep it was a little strange to see a cop do something useful :rofl:

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wouldnt pull over a guy for illegal lane change?

It was more than that

the dude would have hit my car

thank god for my cat-like reflexes :D
OKLAGMCRUISER
12-03-2009, 05:32 PM
blew a bag out right after having my air ride installed while in Dallas...bag blew out on the interstate between dallas and tulsa and no one would stop to help...cell phone was in a dead zone. walked a mile to the top of a hill and got ahold of my dad who has a friend with a private wrecker to come and get me and the truck.
2005_Silverado
12-03-2009, 06:10 PM
what popped the bag?
Cez★
12-04-2009, 04:14 PM
almost fucked my self driving into a huge fucking pothole driving my sister to school. i was going down this road i havent been through before and as i switching songs on my ipod i look up and this huge fucking hole in the middle of teh street is there. i slam my brakes and can hear them slipping a bit, i stop just on time and reversed a bit and went around it
OKLAGMCRUISER
12-07-2009, 05:49 PM
what popped the bag?

found out when we cut the upper bumpstop bracket we didn't cut enough off.
stonehenge
12-07-2009, 06:46 PM
almost fucked my self driving into a huge fucking pothole driving my sister to school. i was going down this road i havent been through before and as i switching songs on my ipod i look up and this huge fucking hole in the middle of teh street is there. i slam my brakes and can hear them slipping a bit, i stop just on time and reversed a bit and went around it

lift it, show that pawthoal whoz bawws
Cez★
12-07-2009, 07:29 PM
lift it, show that pawthoal whoz bawws

:puke:
stonehenge
12-07-2009, 07:30 PM
:jester:
2005_Silverado
12-07-2009, 07:48 PM
how much are pictures worth again? :roflmao:

my truck, not me in the pic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/eddiefromcali/damn.jpg
Cez★
12-07-2009, 07:52 PM
:fail:
theholycow
12-07-2009, 08:02 PM
:ohsnap:
Shaggy
12-12-2009, 05:19 AM
Funny story:

I was driving down a 3 lane street.

This guy in a big ass truck driving next to me decides to get into my lane, he's driving almost directly to the left of me so he needs to pull forward a bit to get into my lane or he'd merge right into me. I guess he couldn't see my tiny POS in his big ass POS so he just merges right over and I have to get into the next lane over on the right. He would have slammed right into me if I hadn't moved.

And the funny part of the story:

There was a cop in back of us and he saw it all happen. Next thing I know the cop flips on the lights and the guy gets pulled over. HIGH-larious

I love seeing those. A few months back a guy was flying in a 45 mph street going like 65 and was looking like an idiot doing it. Cop is coming the other way, pulls a U'ee and pulls his ass over. That was a great sight to see :truestory: