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stonehenge
09-22-2009, 08:15 PM
:puke:

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Cez★
09-22-2009, 08:17 PM
:puke:

stonehenge
09-22-2009, 08:18 PM
nom nom?

Cez★
09-22-2009, 08:18 PM
i was expecting that

stonehenge
09-22-2009, 08:19 PM
lol

2005_Silverado
09-22-2009, 08:27 PM
i can haz cottage cheez?

chevyrado14
09-22-2009, 08:51 PM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/crunk_puke.gif

Cez★
09-23-2009, 06:56 PM
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2005_Silverado
09-23-2009, 07:02 PM
wtf was the frosting at the end for? :roflmao:

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 07:09 PM
That one wasn't gross to me at all, maybe because I've had it done 3 times. :blah: One is starting to come back so I may need to do it again. I guess mah toes have high tolerance though because they injected all the numbing shit and then were like "does this hurt?" *poke* "hell yeah it hurts" "oh.. well we can't give you anymore, this may hurt a bit" :blah: lol I jest when they use the needle nose pliers to rip it out.

btw the frosting looked nom

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:11 PM
:puke: i rip em off myself when i trim my nails. i dig in deep to them fuckers

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 07:12 PM
:puke: i rip em off myself when i trim my nails. i dig in deep to them fuckers

I usually do but it just keeps coming back. The doctor has some shit he can put up on there so it doesn't grow back. I've been hesitant but people tell me that you can't even tell it isn't there because the toe is still shaped the same. I dunno, seems weird to me :jester:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:14 PM
I usually do but it just keeps coming back. The doctor has some shit he can put up on there so it doesn't grow back. I've been hesitant but people tell me that you can't even tell it isn't there because the toe is still shaped the same. I dunno, seems weird to me :jester:

my toes look wierd cuz i usually cut the fuck outta em. i would hate to have one of them fuckers that bad. i usually rip em out too much and bleed :uhoh: not sure if its good or bad to do it lol

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 07:23 PM
my toes look wierd cuz i usually cut the fuck outta em. i would hate to have one of them fuckers that bad. i usually rip em out too much and bleed :uhoh: not sure if its good or bad to do it lol

:jester: i do the same, these things suck so fuckin bad. Need to make appt and have the doc rip that bitch out with his pliers and maybe put a lil of that shit on it :shrug:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:25 PM
:jester: i do the same, these things suck so fuckin bad. Need to make appt and have the doc rip that bitch out with his pliers and maybe put a lil of that shit on it :shrug:

:shake: do it brah. dont want to walk with half a nail in your toe :uhoh:

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 07:31 PM
:shake: do it brah. dont want to walk with half a nail in your toe :uhoh:

rofl its not half, thats where the toenail SHOULD stop instead of going all up in the skin and hurting like hell. It eventually grows back and hurts again. I wonder if the doc can put a lil of that stuff on the one side :hmm: if he takes the whole nail out.. :uhoh: weird skin-toe :jester:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:34 PM
i remember i smashed my fingernail. fucker was hanging by a thread in teh front of my finger. i cant grow a decent nail like my other fingers now

2005_Silverado
09-23-2009, 07:35 PM
as long as u guys arent diabetics....uz ok to rip them off :roflmao:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:36 PM
porque?

2005_Silverado
09-23-2009, 07:40 PM
diabetico = u dont heal fast = HIGH probability ur wound gets infected = cangrena/gangreen = chop ur podrido limbs off

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:41 PM
diabetico = u dont heal fast = HIGH probability ur wound gets infected = cangrena/gangreen = chop ur podrido limbs off

O I C now. i was like diabetic? more like hemophiliac no?? where blood is slow to clot?

2005_Silverado
09-23-2009, 07:42 PM
O I C now. i was like diabetic? more like hemophiliac no?? where blood is slow to clot?

that too, there u bleed to death :roflmao: diabetic u wont heal as fast. Wolverine mutant gene ftw! :banana-mario:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:44 PM
that too, there u bleed to death :roflmao: diabetic u wont heal as fast. Wolverine mutant gene ftw! :banana-mario:

:shake: csi paid off :crazy:

2005_Silverado
09-23-2009, 07:47 PM
srsly, half the shit I know I got off a tv show :roflmao:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 07:48 PM
srsly, half the shit I know I got off a tv show :roflmao:

:lol: who said tv is bad?? haha

theholycow
09-23-2009, 08:27 PM
btw the frosting looked nom

I didn't watch the video...frosting?

I get bad ingrown toenails. Here's my procedure:
1. Begin a cut, parallel to where its edge should naturally be but centered more, as close to the quick as possible. Do not extend the cut as far back as possible.
2. Grab the sliver with needlenose and peel up, using the cut as a beginning for continuing it until it's torn off under the cuticle and skin.
3. Bleed.

Of course, I spend a bunch of time uselessly fiddling with it first, prying it up out of the skin to give myself a few seconds of relief, packing some Neosporin in like I'm greasing a wheel bearing, etc...

SarkOzy
09-23-2009, 08:37 PM
Ingrown nails FTL. Glad I don't have to deal with that shit.

2005_Silverado
09-23-2009, 09:51 PM
I didn't watch the video...frosting?

dr. puts some frosting looking thing on the toe after procedure was done.

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 10:06 PM
I didn't watch the video...frosting?

I get bad ingrown toenails. Here's my procedure:
1. Begin a cut, parallel to where its edge should naturally be but centered more, as close to the quick as possible. Do not extend the cut as far back as possible.
2. Grab the sliver with needlenose and peel up, using the cut as a beginning for continuing it until it's torn off under the cuticle and skin.
3. Bleed.

Of course, I spend a bunch of time uselessly fiddling with it first, prying it up out of the skin to give myself a few seconds of relief, packing some Neosporin in like I'm greasing a wheel bearing, etc...
This is what I do except I usually fuck up and when I start to pull it up, the cut veers off to the side and i only remove the ingrown part like halfway back so it still hurts towards the back of the nail. The reason it usually veers off is because I don't use needlenose, i just attempt to grab it with my fat hands :jester:

And yeah, the frosting was some sort of antiseptic or salve or something he put on afterwards.

Cez★
09-23-2009, 10:10 PM
This is what I do except I usually fuck up and when I start to pull it up, the cut veers off to the side and i only remove the ingrown part like halfway back so it still hurts towards the back of the nail. The reason it usually veers off is because I don't use needlenose, i just attempt to grab it with my fat hands :jester:

And yeah, the frosting was some sort of antiseptic or salve or something he put on afterwards.

i grab it with my crappy clippers

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 10:17 PM
i grab it with my crappy clippers

I do that sometimes and usually end up cutting off the little piece I am grabbing :jester:

Cez★
09-23-2009, 10:18 PM
I do that sometimes and usually end up cutting off the little piece I am grabbing :jester:

grr, i hate that. then you have to dig deeper for a nice peice to grab :nohomo:

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 10:19 PM
rofl yeah and it hurts like a bitch

Cez★
09-23-2009, 10:20 PM
rofl yeah and it hurts like a bitch

yea, teh relief of it coming out is worth it though :imo:

stonehenge
09-23-2009, 10:26 PM
yea, teh relief of it coming out is worth it though :imo:

:word: x ∞

theholycow
09-24-2009, 01:03 AM
You must use the correct tools!

Scissors: Dollar store folding sewing scissors are perfect for this. They have exactly the right point that can get in there without stabbing your flesh, they're of the just right stiffness, and they're easy to clean/disinfect. The fingerholes are uncomfortable, though.
http://starydreamer.co.uk/images/folding%20scissors.jpg

Needlenose pliers: Important: Must be good quality. None of this crap where the end doesn't match up right or where the teeth stop before the end and it doesn't close completely.
http://www.crazypc.com/images/accessories/toolkit/needlenose.jpg

Neosporin or reasonable facsimile:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/404142151_cf735fb5cd.jpg

Lukewarm running water:
http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Acn1Pj5wyfA/s/550

Admittedly, sometimes I use the end of clippers instead of the scissors, if I'm lazy.

Ricky07
09-24-2009, 04:17 AM
There has been alot of these cyst/spider bite etc. videos floating around lately. Nasty shit!

BillyJeanKing
09-24-2009, 04:23 AM
This entire thread is.................:doublepuke:

Cez★
09-24-2009, 05:05 AM
wtf
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2005_Silverado
09-24-2009, 03:15 PM
wtf
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pigs feet :drool: those taste good in menudo

SarkOzy
09-24-2009, 04:20 PM
That was actually pretty damn cool. I love shit like that. AND I'm getting ready to eat barbeque at work :pepper:

Cez★
09-24-2009, 06:08 PM
pigs feet :drool: those taste good in menudo

:word: nom nom nom

That was actually pretty damn cool. I love shit like that. AND I'm getting ready to eat barbeque at work :pepper:

i found it intersting how they got it all out intact