KFC Double Down

[BillyJeanKing]

The buns are made of meat !!! :D :D :D



http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/kfc-double-down.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/alg_kentucky_fried_chicken_double_d.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/food/2009/08/26/2009-08-26_kfcs_new_double_down_sandwich_swaps_bun_for_two _deepfried_chicken_breasts_extra_.html

[Cez★]

I am seriously wondering if I should go to kfc and see if they have it

[BillyJeanKing]

^^
Its only being tested in Providence, Rhode Island, and Omaha, Nebraska so far

[Cez★]

I wonder if i can get it shipped?? :crazy: damn that sucks, i was looking forward to a heart attack

[theholycow]

It would sound good if you described it in text, but the picture makes it look yucky.

[Biggs]

Fuckers. I'd buy 2 combos right now if they had em here. Even though it's storming like a mother outside here right now..

[Cobra]

I wonder if i can get it shipped?? :crazy: damn that sucks, i was looking forward to a heart attack

:bowroflwerd6:

[OKLAGMCRUISER]

i want one...someone in the ne buy one and send it to me....still hot and fresh.

[Wes87]

I was just in KFC yesterday and didnt see this, I know why now. I'd so get it if it was here.

[BillyJeanKing]

The double down will start clogging arteries on April 12


http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/144653/1270664715-doubledown_hdr.jpg

[Cez★]

Ima go nomz

[stonehenge]

Do want to at least try and there is a grilled version for pansies.

[BillyJeanKing]

pussays cant handle da muthafuckin deliciousness :nono:

[theholycow]

Fuck that grilled bullmotherfuckinshit. I want my food fried in a friolator that has been fried.

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Fuckin fry it, take it out, and fry it again.

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Fry fry fry, my motherfucking food
Fly fly fly, me to a coronary hospital
I love when it's fried real good
and I'm gonna die nice and full

[BillyJeanKing]

:rofltank:

you alright cao?

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bullmotherfuckinshit

:eek2:

epic

[theholycow]

No, this weather's got me fucked up. It's nice outside but hot as fuck in the office. A fan bringing in outside air doesn't do the job so I've got the fucking air conditioner on and the dry air is driving me insane.

[BillyJeanKing]

bhahahahaha

mi: its hot in hurr
mi padre: then open da windows
mi: dat ain't gone help foo, its hot as monkey sex outside
mi padre: :shrug:
mi: :blah:

[stonehenge]

angry cao

There is also a vegan version cao, you want?

[BillyJeanKing]

shits fake wanz

[stonehenge]

Well I know KFC won't serve a vegan version lol but mira:

Putting it all together then nomming the shit out of that
Now you’re ready to assemble your Vegan Double Down: two slabs of fried fake chicken, stuffed with fake bacon, fake cheese, and fake “Colonel’s Sauce”. Make it look pretty.

How-To:
http://vegansaurus.com/post/498511783/vegan-double-down

[theholycow]

The vegan version isn't creative. I expected it to be something I couldn't think of. Instead, it's just vegan fake fried chicken patties, vegan fake bacon, vegan fake mayonnaise, vegan fake cheese, etc.

Not that I'd want mayonnaise anyway, but srsly...I expect it to be something interesting but yucky.

[stonehenge]

Either way, fuck that fake fuckin bullshit failwhich. I want the real deal, not the pussy shit.

[shootermcgavin003]

goddamn i want 3 of those

[BillyJeanKing]

saw a commercial for it yesterday

[Cez★]

tomorrow :drool: hope the local kfc has one

[BillyJeanKing]

if you dont come back to AOT we'll just assume you had a heart attack :happy:

[shootermcgavin003]

if you dont come back to AOT we'll just assume you had a heart attack :happy:

i like the grease it makes my shit slick :happy:

[BillyJeanKing]

:shake:

you will definitely have slippery shit

[Cez★]

:roflpuke:

[shootermcgavin003]

:shake:

you will definitely have slippery shit

it sucks when you get all plugged up :roflshrug:

[BillyJeanKing]

2 hours left

http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/


TVLEB0lv1rw

[Cez★]

kourkie hittin up kfc at midnightz?

[BillyJeanKing]

hell yeah foo :secretshake:

[Cez★]

DW midnight nomz. haz skewl tomorrow :(

[BillyJeanKing]

:ffuuu:

[Cez★]

:serio:

[BillyJeanKing]

i'll buy two and chip one to tejas

[Cez★]

:happeh:
ima haul ass down to kfc after work.
take some pics
post on AOT
nomz
???
prawfit

[BillyJeanKing]

:shake:

[Biggs]

Imma have to get at least 4 of these tomorrow. As a big ol' redneck, i'll give you the real opinion on these.
1st one to try the grilled ones gets bitched slapped by Kourke..

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

we dont fakk wit no grilled sheeken round here

[shootermcgavin003]

whats the word ours dont got em yet

[Cez★]

t-minus 2 and a half hours before i nom one. (texas time)

[theholycow]

(1:09:20 PM) cao's friend: I think i'm going to find a KFC today, and eat a double down.
(1:09:26 PM) theh0lyc0w: win
(1:09:36 PM) theh0lyc0w: actually, it looks rather small
(1:09:39 PM) theh0lyc0w: might have to get a few
(1:09:50 PM) cao's friend: haha
(1:09:54 PM) cao's friend: you're right
(1:10:02 PM) theh0lyc0w: http://trueslant.com/donovan/files/2009/08/kfc-doubledown2.jpg
(1:10:53 PM) cao's friend: aww.. that's why you don't eat chicks out first thing in the morning
(1:11:14 PM) theh0lyc0w: lol
(1:11:16 PM) theh0lyc0w: gross
(1:14:00 PM) cao's friend: i'm thinking that for the ultimate in irony... i'll ride my bike there
(1:14:05 PM) cao's friend: you know, for health
(1:14:11 PM) theh0lyc0w: hah! That would be awesome.
(1:14:22 PM) theh0lyc0w: Good luck riding back with a few of those in your stomach.
(1:14:32 PM) cao's friend: yup
(2:29:04 PM) cao's friend: so umm
(2:29:12 PM) cao's friend: i did ride my bike out
(2:29:20 PM) theh0lyc0w: how was it?
(2:31:24 PM) cao's friend: delicious, unfortunately
(2:31:30 PM) theh0lyc0w: awesome

[Cez★]

:ffuuu:
kinda want to bail outta work early :rofl:

[shootermcgavin003]

im down for the double down

[stonehenge]

do want

just had buff'lo sheekin wing pizzuh

[Cez★]

1 and a half hour :pepper:

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30 minutes :drool:

[stonehenge]

countdown to nomness

[Cez★]

serio

[stonehenge]

diez minutos?

i haz 2:10 left :blah:

[Cez★]

Yess!!!

[BillyJeanKing]

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/145854/doubledown.jpg

[Cez★]

pics shortly

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http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/crazyshaggy/SDC10061.jpg

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http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/crazyshaggy/SDC10060.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

:turbopuke:

[Cez★]

that white stuff is cheese

[BillyJeanKing]

sure it is cez

[Cez★]

took first bite. its alright
i was expecting to die as soon as it touched my mouth lol

[BillyJeanKing]

hey where's the damn bacon?

[Cez★]

on the bottom of the cheese =\

[BillyJeanKing]

wow, i cant see it in any of the pics

[stonehenge]

Doesn't look as beast as expected but still want.

[Cez★]

yea its still there though lol

[stonehenge]

They only gave you one papita!?

[Cez★]

nah i nommed a few and gave the rest to my sister

[BillyJeanKing]

whats papita?

[stonehenge]

fren frai

[BillyJeanKing]

u wan free fry?

[stonehenge]

preez

[BillyJeanKing]

we no haz, try madonna's

[Cez★]

finished it. was pretty good

[stonehenge]

if i get it, i no giving my fren fraiz away

[BillyJeanKing]

all black people love chicken, malt liquor, pork, kool aid, and anything flavored in grape

hell yeah!!!!!!!!

i can fux with all that :rofl:


:happy:

[stonehenge]

:roflmao: korkah enjoys being mr.stereotype

(even tho that be :secret: cover for the real stock trading, fancy footwear wearin' korkeh)

[BillyJeanKing]

:secretshake:

[Cez★]

:serio: he has to keep appearances up

[shootermcgavin003]

will eat asap

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white stuff be pepper mayo like on snackers btw

[BillyJeanKing]

white stuff is sheez

[shootermcgavin003]

white stuff is sheez

it is i thought they had the snacker sauce too

[BillyJeanKing]

idk man, maybe cinnamon roll :shrug:

[Cez★]

yea it has some sauce too

[theholycow]

Sources say that the sauce is indeed some sort of mayo.

[BillyJeanKing]

teh secret KFC sauce source :secretshake:

[stonehenge]

i gots mah own secret sauz

[BillyJeanKing]

:naughty:








:uhoh:

[stonehenge]

will trade sauz for chooz

[BillyJeanKing]

DNW man sawse

[stonehenge]

word me either, i try to trade it for things but no one wants :emo:

[BillyJeanKing]

:roflmaonono:

[Biggs]

Wasn't a bad taste. All meat with questionable cheez.
Bacon strips were definitely a ++
Price was a little high though, 4.99 for just the sammich.
Combo is 6.99
I can buy the buffet for a little over a buck more & eat like a hungry fat man.

It'd take like 3 of these to fill me up, so that'd be 15 bucks for just the sammiches & no drink.

Was a nice change of pace, but not worth it for the price IMO. I'll just stick with the buffet..

[theholycow]

3 of them is 1620 calories, that's quite a lot.

Your KFC has a buffet? I've never heard of a buffet at a KFC.

[stonehenge]

:word: wtf @ kfc buffet

[Cez★]

maybe he means bucket? :smileshrug:

[BillyJeanKing]

3 of them is 1620 calories, that's quite a lot.

Your KFC has a buffet? I've never heard of a buffet at a KFC.

:word: wtf @ kfc buffet

rofl, at first i misread and thought you two said bucket lol. these foos ain't heard of the KFC bucket?


but yeah, sometimes restaunts have teh wild shit like that. Pizza hutz haz buffets in some places

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maybe he means bucket? :smileshrug:

:secretshake:

[stonehenge]

Ye one of the P-Hutz here have buffet :nom:

[BillyJeanKing]

cinnamon roll peezuh anyone?

[theholycow]

I've heard of P-hut buffets. DNW cinnamon roll pizza.

[BillyJeanKing]

DNW cinnamon roll pizza.

:pissedfist:


not sure why, it haz absolutely no pizza characteristics except the shape


nom

[stonehenge]

I'm guessing you actually mean cinnamon roll this time and not skeet

[BillyJeanKing]

oh i see what happened here

yes i mean real cinnamon roll :rofl:

[shootermcgavin003]

sauce be pepper mayo its on the snacker and tender roast

i love that shit

[Biggs]

I said buffet & meant buffet. 2 out of the 3 closest KFC's to where I live have a buffet bar. All the KFC chicken you can eat, plus unlimited amount of some other items as well. Biscuits, mashed taters & gravy, beans, etc...
Ate there once last year as part of a nutrition class I took. few buddies of mine rolled in there with me. I ended up knocking down over 10,200 kCals for the day. Nommmed the f*ck out of some KFC. We almost got tossed out of KFC between the 3 of us knocking down so much chicken..

[stonehenge]

omfg do want

[Cez★]

:serio: our KFCs need to cut the shit

[stonehenge]

:truestory:

[shootermcgavin003]

I said buffet & meant buffet. 2 out of the 3 closest KFC's to where I live have a buffet bar. All the KFC chicken you can eat, plus unlimited amount of some other items as well. Biscuits, mashed taters & gravy, beans, etc...
Ate there once last year as part of a nutrition class I took. few buddies of mine rolled in there with me. I ended up knocking down over 10,200 kCals for the day. Nommmed the f*ck out of some KFC. We almost got tossed out of KFC between the 3 of us knocking down so much chicken..

mine dont but the one in jackson does and the lees does here in town its good too

[SarkOzy]

This looks disgusting. So does everything else from kfc.......and I love fried food. But damn.

[shootermcgavin003]

This looks disgusting. So does everything else from kfc.......and I love fried food. But damn.

goddamn i love kfc but i am from eastern ky i kinda have too

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i like lees too though actually id rather eat at lees in town there alot nicer inside than kfc

[stonehenge]

Chris = shit on kfc parade

[Cez★]

This looks disgusting. So does everything else from kfc.......and I love fried food. But damn.

go grow your garden. hippie :kiss:

[shootermcgavin003]

go grow your garden. hippie :kiss:

:rofl:

[theholycow]

DFW KFC buffet.

[shootermcgavin003]

DFW KFC buffet.

fuckin lees puts like meatloaf and salmon patties on theres plus chicken :happy:

[Biggs]

Occasionally they'll screw it up by loading it down with too many veggies. Or throw on more of that damned grilled crap they fix now. But if you bitch enough, they'll put on the good stuff.

[BillyJeanKing]

Some guy on BT


shit's good i've ate 2.5 since yesterday though =/
ok, so mon. i decided i'd try one, went to kfc, ended up waiting 15 mins. in drive thru was like wtf & they was like oh we forgot to drop the chicken in the fryer...wtf? lol so long story short they gave me a free 1, 8 free apple pies, & a free drink...then today decided damn that 1 i ate last night was good, so i went back, ordered 2, 1 for me & 1 for friend, & 10 wings to split, & these dumbfucks left out wings lol, went back, complained & they gave me 20 wings (10 free), and 2 more free sandwich's


sounds like a bold face lie to me but if it isn't you can bet his KFC will be out of business very soon

[theholycow]

Meh. That's pretty normal for KFC. It never made them go out of business before.

[BillyJeanKing]

Well yeah maybe because they have a few thousand restaraunts around the world to make up for this sorry excuse for a franchise. Something like that would kill a smaller restaraunt. Thats why people always think "oh hey, my order was messed up. Can i get everything on the menu for free to make up for it". Or, "that guys order was messed up, the simple solution is to throw food at him until the problem goes away"

Dont give a customer more food than they originally ordered just to make up for a small mistake i.e. 8 pies to make up for 1 sammish :wtf:


:Rant:

[SarkOzy]

Chris = shit on kfc parade

go grow your garden. hippie :kiss:

:roflshrug:

[theholycow]

Oh I don't know...when they fuck up my order, giving me more food makes me happy.

[SarkOzy]

I want free food. :(

[BillyJeanKing]

Oh I don't know...when they fuck up my order, giving me more food makes me happy.

Lol, of course it does. It makes everybody happy but it'll run your ass out business quick.

I want free food. :(

free DD?

:happy:

[SarkOzy]

:nono::


Free Panera though would be :drool:

[BillyJeanKing]

you iz banned from this thread

date ban will be lifted: when you nom a delicious DD

[theholycow]

Someone gave our department a $50 Dunkin Donuts card for Christmas. I think we've managed to use $20 of it. We generally don't leave the office to go get DD...one of us ought to take it home and use it on the way in.

[SarkOzy]

you iz banned from this thread

date ban will be lifted: when you nom a delicious DD

if i get popcorn sheekin from kfc will that make me part of ze club? :happy:

[BillyJeanKing]

Someone gave our department a $50 Dunkin Donuts card for Christmas. I think we've managed to use $20 of it. We generally don't leave the office to go get DD...one of us ought to take it home and use it on the way in.


ummmmmmmmmmm, :wtf:


where did dunkin donuts talk come from? :roflshrug:

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if i get popcorn sheekin from kfc will that make me part of ze club? :happy:

you can haz join :pepperjest:

[theholycow]

:lol: All this talk of DD reminded me of Dunkin Donuts.

[BillyJeanKing]

i figured :shake:

[stonehenge]

Would rather has kfc then donas

[BillyJeanKing]

:word:

:high5:

[chevyrado14]

im getting one of these tomorrow for lunch

[BillyJeanKing]

:shake:

[stonehenge]

want nao :(

[BillyJeanKing]

fat boy on BT

word of advice you should put gravy on top

[Cez★]

: OMG: holy fawk. thats orgasmic :turbohump:

[shootermcgavin003]

rather have krispy kreme

[chevyrado14]

http://blog.skimkim.com/wp-content/upload/Krispy-kreme-burger.jpg

[shootermcgavin003]

that is pure sex id pass on pussy for that

[chevyrado14]

it does have 2 holes

[BillyJeanKing]

[IMG]http://blog.skimkim.com/wp-content/upload/Krispy-kreme-burger.jpg[IMG]

:roflmao:

you been creepin on BT thread? :secretshake:

[chevyrado14]

haha nah i heard about that beauty on the radio

[BillyJeanKing]

oh lol

that pic was in teh BT thread way back in august

i can haz luther?

[Cez★]

:drool:

[BillyJeanKing]

we haz lutherz in the conference room

*stampede*

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/146358/lutherburger.jpg

[stonehenge]

http://blog.skimkim.com/wp-content/upload/Krispy-kreme-burger.jpg

Not sure about the KK "bun" but IHOPs bacon/egg cheeseburger is ZOMG

[shootermcgavin003]

no ihop i hate perry co

[Cez★]

i hasnt been to ihawp in like 10 years

[stonehenge]

the bacon & egg sheezbergur is amazing.

My wife is going to attempt to make me one tonight, should kick IHOPs ass :imo

[Biggs]

we haz lutherz in the conference room

*stampede*

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/146358/lutherburger.jpg

Just about creamed over this pic..

[theholycow]

I'm not sure I'd like it with the donut. It seems like a good idea but I suspect it would be a bad combination of sweet with savory.

[BillyJeanKing]

same thing i was thinking but it kinda looks breakfasty too me :shrug: so it might work

plus, teh mcgriddle haz a mix of sweet and savory and that shit is orgasmically NOM

[theholycow]

I know for a fact that I like the rest of it, but give it a wheat bun, fried on the griddle and slathered in butter, and I'll enjoy it better. Or use a bagel. Hell yeah motherfucker, bagel for a bun!

[BillyJeanKing]

http://i42.tinypic.com/rigs3a.jpg


:happy:

[theholycow]

:lol: Stereotypes FTW!

[BillyJeanKing]

:high5:

[stonehenge]

I'm not sure I'd like it with the donut. It seems like a good idea but I suspect it would be a bad combination of sweet with savory.

I know for a fact that I like the rest of it, but give it a wheat bun, fried on the griddle and slathered in butter, and I'll enjoy it better. Or use a bagel. Hell yeah motherfucker, bagel for a bun!
This. Might like it but I'd go into the situation with some doubt. Put a normal or wheat bun on there and :skeeeeet: Bagel would probably be nom too.
http://i42.tinypic.com/rigs3a.jpg


:happy:
:rofltank:

[chevyrado14]

here is something else to drool over the twinkie dog

http://www.manofest.com/content/images/mondaymeals/2410920251_d81d92fe8b.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

here is something else to drool over the twinkie dog

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/146535/2410920251_d81d92fe8b.jpg

fixed


looks pretty nasty :turbopuke:

[SarkOzy]

as much as i like junk food.....just looking at this makes my stomach hurt

[chevyrado14]

ive never had one either but i would prolly try it once

[stonehenge]

keyword: once

The hotdog w/ sheez looks nom but I dunno about the twinky and the filling wtf

[chevyrado14]

they tried it on a radio show i listen to and said it was nom

[stonehenge]

hmm i can mix sausage/bacon with sweet (syrup) but I don't know if I could pull off that beast

[JayBo]

If I knew I woulnd't get sick after eating one of these, I'd damn sure tear one up!

[chevyrado14]

T minus 30 min til I get one

[JayBo]

I can't eat fried foods anymore. Makes me extremely sick.

[stonehenge]

Jay, I would :suicide2: in your situation.

[theholycow]

:taloconofriedfoods:

[JayBo]

Yeah everything in the south is fried!!!!
Man, I haven't even had a burger in over 6 months.....

[SarkOzy]

burgers arent fried......

[theholycow]

Burgers aren't deep fried. They are griddle or pan fried, except when grilled - but even then, with all that oil content, they're still pretty much fried.

[Cez★]

maybe he cant handle too much oil :shrug:

[stonehenge]

1) Grill burger
2) Nom
3) ??
4) PROFIT DAMNIT

I had guacamole/bacon/provolne burger last night with homemade fries. OMG it was good, my wife makes BAMF guacamole and BAMF burgers and BAMF fries. Combine all into one meal and I was skeetin while i was eatin'

[chevyrado14]

my report of the double down is very good. will get again for sure

[stonehenge]

do want to nom :(

[BillyJeanKing]

Yeah everything in the south is fried!!!!
Man, I haven't even had a burger in over 6 months.....

:jawjuhpatriot:

burgers arent fried......

Burgers aren't deep fried. They are griddle or pan fried, except when grilled - but even then, with all that oil content, they're still pretty much fried.

clearly you two haven't been far enough down south

there are certain depths of jawjuh, mississipi, and alabama where they will batter and fry a burger for your fat ass

its the same guys that do deep fried coke, twinkies, oreos, and candy bars :feedme:

[theholycow]

I was talking in general. There are placed for deep fried burgers around here and I've had one. You can also get deep fried ice cream.

As far as non-deep-fried burgers, here's another option: Steamed. You can get steamed burgers in Connecticut. I've never had them but I probably will eventually.

[shootermcgavin003]

Burgers aren't deep fried. They are griddle or pan fried, except when grilled - but even then, with all that oil content, they're still pretty much fried.

have you fuckers ever eat a deep fried burger omg :happy:

[BillyJeanKing]

FGeuT9ccQXU

[shootermcgavin003]

oh ive finally eat one of these fuckers other day is the shit