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BillyJeanKing
08-21-2009, 04:21 PM
I got this from bapetalk

Basically you Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" and post the results

Here's some Examples somebody else did:
Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

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Me: Hey when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Ha didnt know you were interested
Me: After you used your teeth when you said goodbye the other night I was hooked
Her: Wait what?

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me-Hey girl
her-Hi
me-When you gonna let me tap that?
her-Woah! What?!
me-I'm busy i need an answer
her-I'm busy too
me-well when you gonna let me tap that?
her-Why?
me-I sometimes get the urge
her-Uh ok?
me-you gonna answer?
her-idk yett

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Biggs
08-21-2009, 06:53 PM
I'm married, so what the hell..

Me: Hey baby. How you doing?
Wife: Tired.
Me: So, you gonna let me tap that tonight?
Wife: Not a fucking chance.
Me: gg

theholycow
08-21-2009, 07:35 PM
I texted my wife 20 minutes ago, no response. She's probably in shock because I'd never bother to text her something like that.

theholycow
08-21-2009, 07:41 PM
Ok, I guess I should have waited another 5 minutes. She called and said "The answer is yes" then proceeded to ask about something unrelated.

Biggs
08-21-2009, 07:44 PM
Wives actually say yes?!?
Now i'm really confused..

theholycow
08-21-2009, 09:22 PM
Mine runs hot and cold...sometimes she can't get enough, other times I can't get any.

BillyJeanKing
08-21-2009, 10:07 PM
This was originally on PBnation if you wanna check out the LULZ (http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636)

Biggs
08-22-2009, 01:32 AM
Still fun to try though. Even though it didn't help my odds for tonight lol

BillyJeanKing
08-22-2009, 01:41 AM
Here's my contribution:

Me: Hey, can I ask you a question
Her: Heyy...yea sure
Me: When can I tap that :-)
Her: Hahahaha...wtf?..u crazy boy..lol
Me: Haha i know, but when though
Her: Lol! ...hmmm ill think about it
Me: Ok then...let me know
Her: Lol..loser =p

I think I did something wrong :D


Still working on it

BillyJeanKing
08-22-2009, 01:59 AM
I just realized the title of this thread makes no sense

Shaggy
08-22-2009, 03:39 AM
You just realized that. :p

Wes87
09-01-2009, 11:37 PM
I just texted my girlfriend who lives over an hour away in a dorm at her college during the week but comes back home on the weekends and this is what was said.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Fri boy! U know it!
Me: haha nice

Cez★
09-02-2009, 12:24 AM
nice one new guy :high5:

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 05:51 PM
Text i had with a girl the other night

Take notes bishes :pimp2:


K: Rinaaa!!!!!!!
==================
R: Yeeeess!!
==================
K: Hey dude, did you have an easter speech today? :P
==================
R: Lol no but i said a poem
==================
K: Oh thats cool :-). Watcha been up to lately?
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R: Nun much just been chillin and you
==================
K: Same, i'm bored. Just decided to text this really hot girl i know
==================
R: Oh really. . . Thanks you're so sweet
==================
K: Lol :P , lemme ask you something
==================
R: Go right ahead
==================
K: Ok so all those times you slept over my house. Would you have freaked out if i asked you to do some crazy stuff?
==================
R: Umm no depending on wat you asked me
==================
K: What about "follow me into the bathroom"?
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R: Umm ion know, i cant say wat i would have done
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K: WORD!!!!! lol. I always wanted to ask when you were here :happy:
==================
R: Why didnt you?
==================
K: You were kinda young for what i wanted to do :pedobear:
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R: You're just two years older than me
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K: LOL, my bad. I thought you were a youngin. But anyway, what could have happened in the bathroom?
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R: Wat did you want to happen?
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K: Take a guess
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R: Lol enjoyable things :orly:
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K: Lol, i thought you were all sweet and innocent :P
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R: Me, noooo!! Lol. . . But i am
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K: Thats cool though. But in the bathroom, you'd get on your knees? :bj2:
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R: Oh no, sorry but i dont do that at all :blah: :doh2:
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K: Hahahahaha, ok so what would we have done then?
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R: Probably anything but that. Wat would you have done?
==================
K: Can i get it? :turbohump:
==================
R: Dont you have a girlfriend?
==================
K: No


(Next day)
K: RINA! you left me hangin last night. That was cold blooded. lol
==================
R: Lol im sorry, i got sleepy
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K: Its cool, dont say bye or nothin
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R: Lol im so so so sorry
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K: Lol, i'm just messin with u. Anyway, whats up RRR?
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R: Nun much JJ. . .
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K: You know what RRR stands for?
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R: Umm no
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K: Round Rump Rina. You got a big butt :D
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R: Lol wow. . . I didnt think you noticed :naughty:
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K: Lol, how could i not notice that ass. But seriously i always stare it :)
==================
R: Wow. . . You so silly
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K: I know :P








The rest goes into some not so :naughty: stuff

K: When r u goin to bed?
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R: Umm ion know probably in a minute
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K: Alright then. Good night. I'll text you later in the week.
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R: Okay cool




:security:

theholycow
04-07-2010, 05:57 PM
You have to seal the deal, now.

Post pics too.

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:01 PM
:roflsquared: the added smilies made me jest

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:08 PM
You have to seal the deal, now.

Post pics too.


will do

:humping:


:roflsquared: the added smilies made me jest

:happy:

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:08 PM
hurry up mandingo :rofl:

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:31 PM
:lolwut:

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:41 PM
are youz blakk gai? how you not know mandingo? :nono:

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 06:43 PM
You said you wouldn't post our perzonal zexts :blah:

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:44 PM
are youz blakk gai? how you not know mandingo? :nono:

:roflshrug:



You said you wouldn't post our perzonal zexts :blah:

:supergay:

:uhohshake:

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 06:45 PM
Your the one that called me RRR :uhohghey: :roflmao:

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:46 PM
JJJ


Jiant Junk Juan

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:uhoh:

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:46 PM
:rofluhoh:

2005_Silverado
04-07-2010, 06:48 PM
Exceptionally Endowed Eddah? :pepper:

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 06:49 PM
:uhohdoor:

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Cartoon Copulating Cez?

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:51 PM
:uhoh:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=Copulating+&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=g2g-s2g4g-s1g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 06:52 PM
cochino

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:52 PM
no tu

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:52 PM
NSFW

http://www.tradebit.com/usr/stock-photos/pub/9002/184318.jpg

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 06:53 PM
horses be gettin they fukz awn

Cez★
04-07-2010, 06:53 PM
:roflmaonono:

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:53 PM
Exceptionally Endowed Eddah? :pepper:


:rofl:

:high5:

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 06:53 PM
caballoh-oh-oh-ohs

BillyJeanKing
04-07-2010, 06:54 PM
horses be gettin they fukz awn

:rofl:

:word:

SarkOzy
04-07-2010, 06:56 PM
:roflmao: this thread

stonehenge
04-07-2010, 07:03 PM
you know you want to try it Counter Caca-hole Chriz

shootermcgavin003
04-07-2010, 10:05 PM
Wives actually say yes?!?
Now i'm really confused..

:rofl2:

klayton
04-14-2010, 06:33 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/1-4.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/2-1.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/3-1.jpg

:)

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 06:35 PM
:roflmao: very nice :high5:

Cez★
04-14-2010, 06:39 PM
repz to new gai

theholycow
04-14-2010, 06:41 PM
N y you talkn like ur blk??
:slap: Why you talkin like you illiterate, ho?

Cez★
04-14-2010, 06:48 PM
:slap: Why you talkin like you illiterate, ho?

:rofltank: glad i wasnt the only one that noticed that

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 06:48 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/1-4.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/2-1.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/3-1.jpg

:)

i don't know about you guys but i can't see shit

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 06:51 PM
I can see it :uhohshrug:

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 06:52 PM
re-host pleez :D

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 06:52 PM
You can't see photobawkit!?

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 06:53 PM
hell no

i even went to the direct link thing

:emo:

Cez★
04-14-2010, 07:00 PM
kourkie ftl

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 07:02 PM
:(

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i seez nao

you almost lost her when she said the "piece of meat" thing

your gf?

klayton
04-14-2010, 08:07 PM
:(

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i seez nao

you almost lost her when she said the "piece of meat" thing

your gf?

not my gf just my main pin cushion.

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 08:11 PM
BAMF

:security:

bowtiefreak
04-14-2010, 08:19 PM
Ok, I'll play:

Me: hey baby
her: Hey hon
Me: when are you going to let me tap that
her: Where are you?
Me: That's not an answer but another question
her: ok
Me: SO?
her: anytime you want it
followed by a NSFW picture!

Cez★
04-14-2010, 08:20 PM
post teh pic :D

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 08:21 PM
Ok, I'll play:

Me: hey baby
her: Hey hon
Me: when are you going to let me tap that
her: Where are you?
Me: That's not an answer but another question
her: ok
Me: SO?
her: anytime you want it
followed by a NSFW picture!


:naughty:

successful thread is a success, gettin fooz teh pusseh since august 2009

post teh pic :D

except for cez :emo:

foo wont play along

Cez★
04-14-2010, 08:23 PM
:roflsad:

BillyJeanKing
04-14-2010, 08:24 PM
:D

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:02 PM
id send it to tiff but i know it will be xmas

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2012

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 10:03 PM
and only because there's a small possibility the world will be gone by then?

2005_Silverado
04-14-2010, 10:20 PM
lets see how this works on me wife.......

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hey...so i paid for lunch...when are u gonna give me some?

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:21 PM
yeah

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 10:21 PM
rofl @ paid for lunch

i asked and got good response :naughty:

2005_Silverado
04-14-2010, 10:22 PM
w: Some what? :fp:

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e: Dont act like u dont know....u know ;)

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:22 PM
Some what? :fp:

and thats how wives think

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 10:23 PM
w: Some what? :fp:

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e: Dont act like u dont know....u know ;)

:rofl2:

2005_Silverado
04-14-2010, 10:28 PM
w: when u stay in bed and cuddle with me the next morning
e: making me work for it :-(

not a bad trade :imo: :pepper:

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:32 PM
w: when u stay in bed and cuddle with me the next morning
e: making me work for it :-(

not a bad trade :imo: :pepper:

yes it is

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 10:33 PM
"Lol whenever you want."

;)

2005_Silverado
04-14-2010, 10:33 PM
thats what i was wanting to read :roflsad:

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 10:35 PM
Well thats kinda what you got, just add "to cuddlez" at the end :jester:

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:35 PM
"Lol whenever you want."

;)

that only happens with skanks that are free with it :happy:

stonehenge
04-14-2010, 10:36 PM
:blah:

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:36 PM
or when i sneak up on it when shes almost asleep

2005_Silverado
04-14-2010, 10:38 PM
Ive tried the slumber approach..VERY hit or miss with her :(

shootermcgavin003
04-14-2010, 10:41 PM
Ive tried the slumber approach..VERY hit or miss with her :(

id rather attempt and fail than go without all together :roflsad:

2005_Silverado
04-14-2010, 10:42 PM
:serio:

theholycow
04-15-2010, 12:46 AM
Ive tried the slumber approach..VERY hit or miss with her :(

You have to ease her into it. Very slowly. Veeeery slow. A little bit of cuddling. A stray brush against something sensitive. Another stray touch. Up the ante a little if she responds...then a little more...

BillyJeanKing
04-15-2010, 12:49 AM
:eek2:

please continue

:popcorn:

theholycow
04-15-2010, 12:52 AM
:shrug: Nothing more to it. Just try a little, wait for her to respond, then try a little more...

BillyJeanKing
04-15-2010, 12:54 AM
:shrug: Nothing more to it. Just try a little, wait for her to respond, then try a little more...

and if all else fails

















































RAPE :happy:
























:nono:

shootermcgavin003
04-15-2010, 12:57 AM
You have to ease her into it. Very slowly. Veeeery slow. A little bit of cuddling. A stray brush against something sensitive. Another stray touch. Up the ante a little if she responds...then a little more...

fuck that i wait till she is almost out completey sneak up like a ninja and be like pow look what happened

theholycow
04-15-2010, 01:07 AM
My wife gives the best oral when she's asleep. It's in my interest to make sure she's turned on.

BillyJeanKing
04-15-2010, 01:08 AM
sleep sucky FTW

shootermcgavin003
04-15-2010, 01:16 AM
any sucky ftw

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My wife gives the best oral when she's asleep. It's in my interest to make sure she's turned on.

wife and oral ive never seen those toegether before :roflsad:

SarkOzy
04-15-2010, 01:03 PM
:rofljest:

stonehenge
04-15-2010, 04:24 PM
Chriz: Hey babe, when can I tap dat?
pB: Fuck that I saw the same thread on gmfs.
C: oh. :(

BillyJeanKing
04-15-2010, 04:28 PM
this thread be on GMFS?

2005_Silverado
04-15-2010, 04:31 PM
wife and oral ive never seen those toegether before :roflsad:

:roflsad: :serio: :(

this thread be on GMFS?

si

BillyJeanKing
04-15-2010, 04:36 PM
:pepperjest:

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where?

:ffuuu:


i can haz link?

SarkOzy
04-15-2010, 04:37 PM
Chriz: Hey babe, when can I tap dat?
pB: Fuck that I saw the same thread on gmfs.
C: oh. :(

lol i have asked but she knew what was up...........can't say what she said. i've "forgotten"

Biggs
04-15-2010, 04:51 PM
wife and oral ive never seen those toegether before :roflsad:

This man speaks the gospel. You heathens should listen & learn.

stonehenge
04-15-2010, 04:52 PM
lol i have asked but she knew what was up...........can't say what she said. i've "forgotten"

hmm i need a :fuckinliar: smilie

2005_Silverado
04-15-2010, 04:53 PM
:serio:

SarkOzy
04-15-2010, 04:56 PM
This man speaks the gospel. You heathens should listen & learn.

:word:

hmm i need a :fuckinliar: smilie

i've "forgotten" for my own personal safety, lest i have a slip of the tongue.

stonehenge
04-15-2010, 05:02 PM
:fuckintruthteller:

klayton
04-15-2010, 06:21 PM
i have greatness brewing......stay tuned

Cez★
04-15-2010, 06:21 PM
:popcorn:

stonehenge
04-15-2010, 06:25 PM
:datass:

klayton
04-15-2010, 06:39 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/11-1.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/22.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e278/05gixxer1k/33.jpg

Cez★
04-15-2010, 06:40 PM
:aww*****: tone that beesh

stonehenge
04-15-2010, 06:48 PM
biwp

BillyJeanKing
04-15-2010, 09:53 PM
new guy :high5:

shootermcgavin003
04-18-2010, 05:00 PM
good work new guy

BillyJeanKing
05-03-2010, 11:24 PM
evil plan is working

:secret:

stonehenge
05-03-2010, 11:24 PM
:orly:

BillyJeanKing
05-03-2010, 11:33 PM
:yarly:

this weekend maybe some :humping:

shootermcgavin003
05-03-2010, 11:35 PM
:yarly:

this weekend maybe some :humping:

me too :secretshake:

its almost like we are doing it together :happy: :roflsad:

BillyJeanKing
05-03-2010, 11:36 PM
:nonojest:

stonehenge
05-03-2010, 11:38 PM
me too :secretshake:

its almost like we are doing it together :happy: :roflsad:

:eekdoor:

BillyJeanKing
05-03-2010, 11:38 PM
gonna zext her tonight

will post results if they ain't too boring

stonehenge
05-03-2010, 11:40 PM
post pics of weekend but try to keep pen0r out of them, if thats possible :uhoh:

BillyJeanKing
05-03-2010, 11:41 PM
:roflmao:

not gonna be easy 8======================D


:D

BillyJeanKing
05-10-2010, 02:57 AM
:ahhh:

stonehenge
05-10-2010, 04:22 AM
Korkah be back in innernets land :D

Plus huevz be blak again instead of azul.

BillyJeanKing
05-10-2010, 02:12 PM
:lol:

:shake:

BillyJeanKing
04-17-2013, 03:41 PM
Met this girl on Monday. She white and thick how i like em.

I touched her arm yesterday and it felt firm as a bitch

She told me she lifts :eek2:

Was texting her last night

Dis what was said:
_____________________________________________



Korkah: Tell me more about your weightlifting

White wimmin: Well I been doing it for a year and yeah I lift the big ones too

K: Damn that's kinda hot :naughty: Your arm felt ridiculous

WW: Is that a good thing?

K: Its a great thing. I love a fit girl. Firm in the right places :)

WW: Haha no i'm trying to get fit for my next job

K: And what is that

WW: Haha a stripper..

K: Really??????

WW: Yes sir

K: That's so cool. Why you wanna be a stripper?

WW: Cause I like dancing

K: Nothing wrong with that. So that means you were serious about being good at twerking :P

WW: Yea i'm like the only one I know that knows how to twerk

K: White girls usually suck at twerkin. Its nice to know you're good at it. What's your favorite song to twerk to?

WW: I know right. And right now RIP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXbAy11QVzQ)

K: That's a good song. You gotta gimme a show one day :D

WW: Mhmm. And maybe. Don't know how it would would work.

K: How what would work?

WW: Giving a show to you

K: Oh that's easy lol

WW: How!

K: We'll figure that out, don't worry

stonehenge
04-17-2013, 04:20 PM
fuckin wordsmith

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oh and RIP ftw

BillyJeanKing
04-17-2013, 04:23 PM
lyrical genius