BillyJeanKing
06-08-2009, 06:23 PM
If a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors?
Why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face?
Why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together?
Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?
If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
Can you teach a new dog old tricks?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
If you can't drink drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If a cow sneezed would milk come out of its nose?
What hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences?
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside,
no one is comfortable?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Stop looking its not in there
Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?
Why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face?
Why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together?
Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?
If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
Can you teach a new dog old tricks?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
If you can't drink drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If a cow sneezed would milk come out of its nose?
What hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences?
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside,
no one is comfortable?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Stop looking its not in there
Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?