View Full Version : Stupid Euphemisms

06-04-2009, 06:16 PM
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor

All foam, no beer.

His bread ain't done

His yeast went bad.

One taco short of a combination plate
One brick shy of a load
One pickle short of a barrel
One sandwich short of a picnic
One step short of a flight (of stairs)

The light is on, but nobody is home.

There's nothing in the attic but cobwebs.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

He's not the brightest crayon in the box.

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train.

He's dumber than a box of rocks.

He's dumber than a bag of hammers.

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

Somewhere a villiage is missing its idiot

He donated his brain to science. Science sent it back.

He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on his way down.

The starting gate is open, but he's still asking directions.

A few cans short of a six-pack.

His pilot light isn't lit.

06-04-2009, 06:36 PM
A few cards short of a deck.

06-04-2009, 09:47 PM
A few fries short of a happy meal

06-04-2009, 11:48 PM
edit I saw it up top

Renegade Pope
06-05-2009, 12:25 AM
He is gay.