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stonehenge
05-01-2009, 05:01 PM
So I was searching google images for bacon like any other day and I decided to share some of the more interesting results with you bastards.
Bacon Underwear:
http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon-panties.jpg
Bacon Diet Coke:
http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/diet_coke_bacon.jpg
Bacon Suitcase:
http://www.foundshit.com/images/bacon-briefcase.jpg
Bacon Mints:
http://www.candysnob.com/archives/pictures/bacon%20mints.jpg
Bacon Floss:
http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bacon_floss.jpg
Bacon Toothpicks:
http://sukle.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/11723.jpg
Bacon Scarf:
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/bacon-scarf.jpg
Bacon Bandages:
http://myskitch.com/drrwinters/bacon_strips_bandages__archie_mcphee_-20070711-143624.jpg
Bacon Bra:
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg

theholycow
05-01-2009, 05:44 PM
Hotlink fail with the mints and toothpicks.

stonehenge
05-01-2009, 07:49 PM
fixed? i hate hotlink errors because for the person posting, they have already loaded the image and it doesn't show up as a fail :blah:

theholycow
05-01-2009, 08:32 PM
Yup, fixed.

Cez★
05-01-2009, 09:04 PM
make that bacon coke a bacon pepsi and you got a deal lol

theholycow
05-13-2009, 04:49 PM
I got a bacon idea. How about bacon meatloaf? You could mix crumbled bacon into meatloaf.

Another one: Bacon beef lasagna. Make a lasagna but use bacon instead of noodles.

stonehenge
05-13-2009, 05:22 PM
Hmm sounds good imo

I could use some fuckin bacon right now.

Cez★
05-13-2009, 07:34 PM
how bout bacon cake? been done yet??

Renegade Pope
05-14-2009, 10:46 PM
Bacon in my mouth, that is my idea of good bacon. Make it so number 1

BillyJeanKing
05-29-2009, 04:51 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/29/bacon%20shoes.jpg

http://www.zazzle.com/bacon_shoes_-167779678983910350

stonehenge
05-29-2009, 05:04 PM
fuck those shoes look mad tasty

theholycow
05-29-2009, 05:36 PM
That's a way to cause a foot fetish.

Shaggy
05-30-2009, 07:06 PM
I love bacon!!!

http://www.tonychor.com/archive/bacon.jpg

Vicious Pope
06-18-2009, 11:44 PM
Why don't they make Egg, Bacon and Sausage pizza? Puzzle me that, you fucking Einsteins.

stonehenge
06-19-2009, 02:14 AM
because wtf @ egg pizza

Vicious Pope
06-19-2009, 02:21 AM
Shit, do you realize how much dough there would be in making a tasty-ass egg-zza? It would better than a robot cave-men punching God in the dick!

BillyJeanKing
06-19-2009, 02:24 AM
How exactly would that work.

Would there be morning pizza delivery?
Would you sprinkle hot peppers and parmesan on it?

Vicious Pope
06-19-2009, 02:27 AM
Does Denny's do breakfast all day? Imagine how good it would be. Anything that is good for breakfast would work on a pizza.

theholycow
06-19-2009, 02:47 PM
Fuck, breakfast pizza is an awesome idea.

Vicious Pope
06-21-2009, 04:59 AM
Fuck, breakfast pizza is an awesome idea.


:shake: I knew there was someone with some taste around here :)

chevyrado14
06-22-2009, 12:10 AM
:word: breakfast pizza sounds awesome. i wanna try it with scrapple.

chevyrado14
06-23-2009, 02:41 PM
http://8.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/9/0/bustedtees.f98b94792272f62b5511bd000c27f8ed.gif

http://www.bustedtees.com/baconheart

BillyJeanKing
06-23-2009, 06:34 PM
Xpcpqz6jGig

The bacon talk starts at 2:12

stonehenge
06-24-2009, 06:21 PM
lol @ Kevin Bacon being successful because of his name. Who's in it? Kevin Bacon? Sounds gooood.

BillyJeanKing
11-06-2009, 12:40 AM
Really worth watching

2DsqpNq9YLY

SarkOzy
11-06-2009, 06:23 PM
Soooooo getting Leslie teh bacon undies :imo

2005_Silverado
11-06-2009, 07:24 PM
:rofl: shes gonna be like "you calling me fat?" :roflmao:

SarkOzy
11-06-2009, 09:08 PM
:jester: my mind went somewhere else.

SarkOzy
11-09-2009, 09:08 PM
Soooooooooo want bacon right now. :drool:

BillyJeanKing
11-09-2009, 09:14 PM
I had a bacon cheeseburger yesterday for breakfast

SarkOzy
11-09-2009, 09:16 PM
I may go home and cook an entire pack of bacon. :hmm:

stonehenge
11-09-2009, 09:32 PM
chriz, send me somes

SarkOzy
11-09-2009, 09:40 PM
chriz, send me somes


http://www.lowesfoods.com/index.cfm/

+

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/images_recalls/016_2007_bacon.jpg

stonehenge
11-09-2009, 09:47 PM
Ya I know what it is foo, SEND ME SOME

BillyJeanKing
11-09-2009, 09:48 PM
Oscar mayer makes shit bacon and bologna

BillyJeanKing
11-12-2009, 06:07 PM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/n899255262_4114331_3040.jpg

stonehenge
11-12-2009, 06:15 PM
mmm would be pimp to make a basket out of bacon and then nom it

theholycow
11-12-2009, 06:45 PM
You, sir, are a genius.

BillyJeanKing
11-12-2009, 06:56 PM
mmm would be pimp to make a basket out of bacon and then nom it

You, sir, are a genius.

Make a bacon basket and fill it with bacon :feedme:

Cez★
11-12-2009, 07:27 PM
just had a a1 thick and hardy burger with bacon :drool:

SarkOzy
11-12-2009, 07:28 PM
May have to have teh panties custom made. :hmm:

stonehenge
11-12-2009, 07:31 PM
or a bacon basket and then fill it with potatos and sausage, maybe a little bit of cheese and if its for breakfast, throw in some scrambled eggs, and nom that shit DOWN

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I had leftover spaghetti. NOT full enough, I think a CON is in order.

Cez★
11-12-2009, 07:36 PM
or a bacon basket and then fill it with potatos and sausage, maybe a little bit of cheese and if its for breakfast, throw in some scrambled eggs, and nom that shit DOWN

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/a/0/7a0aecabfdea64d7b4e46bfa913c5064.jpg

SarkOzy
11-12-2009, 07:43 PM
You guys are thinking about food and I'm fixated on :naughty: LOL

stonehenge
11-12-2009, 08:02 PM
What panties you pervert we're talking about baconomz :pissedfist:

SarkOzy
11-12-2009, 08:06 PM
http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon-panties.jpg

stonehenge
11-12-2009, 08:11 PM
well i can't nom that! not the undies anyway hmm

1badgmc
11-14-2009, 06:19 PM
How 'bout a double bacon grilled cheese cheeseburger?

I made myself one of these once. Mmmmm...mmmmm...goood.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/bad91gmc/BaconGrilledCheeseburger.jpg


Or, if you just want to jump straight to the heart attack, the triple bacon grilled cheese double cheeseburger.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/bad91gmc/DoubleBaconGrilledCheeseburger.jpg

theholycow
11-14-2009, 06:22 PM
OGOD that looks good. It make me hungry for foodses.

BillyJeanKing
11-14-2009, 06:37 PM
You just made me jizz in my pants like 4 times

1badgmc
11-14-2009, 09:34 PM
Go make yourself one. You'll be glad you did.

stonehenge
11-15-2009, 12:17 AM
my clogged arteries won't but mmm my taste buds will :drool:

chevyrado14
11-30-2009, 05:38 PM
the name is fitting lol

http://www.dasfoods.com/products_detail.asp?pid=37

http://www.dasfoods.com/upload/man%20bait%20composite.jpg

1badgmc
11-30-2009, 06:47 PM
I made a bacon-wrapped turkey for Thanksgiving. mmmmm...

chevyrado14
12-01-2009, 03:38 PM
http://baconbaconbaconbaconbacon.com/

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 12:47 AM
http://www.darcsystems.com/bacon1.jpg

http://www.darcsystems.com/bacon2.jpg

Mr.Rogers
02-09-2010, 12:52 AM
holy shiiiiit that looks healthy :Plugged:

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 12:53 AM
atkins approved i think

Mr.Rogers
02-09-2010, 12:58 AM
atkins approved i think

lol and nurti syztemz lol let dan marino loose some wieght with this shit

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 01:19 AM
dunno wtf it is but looks nom

linden
02-09-2010, 02:34 AM
how about deep fried bacon with country gravy... I win
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wnelIGZ0xII/SRsTxeClcEI/AAAAAAAAAM8/NM2H2jsL10U/s400/CD081112.JPG

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oh btw im eating bacon right now on my salad

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 02:34 AM
:uhoh:

i wouldn't even try that

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 02:37 AM
I would try it but probably die immediately after :(

theholycow
02-09-2010, 12:02 PM
I would try it but probably die immediately after :(

x2.

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 12:59 PM
http://mhgdblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/baconnaise.jpg


http://www.baronbobgifts.com/candy-baconbeans-main.jpg


http://rareunlimited.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/squeezable-bacon.jpg

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http://quezi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hot-dog.jpg

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 01:29 PM
squeez bacon looks so nasty :rofl2:

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 01:30 PM
yeah it does

:roflmao:

theholycow
02-09-2010, 01:31 PM
I'd try the squeeze bacon.

That bacon-wrapped hot dog looks really good.

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 01:37 PM
Bacon wrapped hot dogs are amazzzingg but fuck da squeez

chevyrado14
02-09-2010, 01:54 PM
:puke: squeeze bacon

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 03:03 PM
:word:

linden
02-09-2010, 03:17 PM
i pray the squeeze bacon is fake and what kind of burger is that going a fucking vegiburger

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 03:18 PM
lol

yeah the burger looks worse than the bacon paste

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 03:19 PM
I suck at flags so I'll assume that is a Swedish flag.

The swedez have stupid burgers and squeez bacon, DNW SWEEDZ

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 03:24 PM
http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/130184/squeez-bacon-embed2-zoom.jpg

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 03:26 PM
cantaloupe!? SRSLY!? GFYS SWEEDZ

chevyrado14
02-09-2010, 03:42 PM
:lol: squeeze bacon on bacon

: obligatoryxzibitphotohere:

theholycow
02-09-2010, 04:22 PM
:puke: That series of squeeze bacon pics looks like turds.

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 04:25 PM
turd bacon? :hmm:

BillyJeanKing
02-09-2010, 04:28 PM
:feedme: turd bacon :feedme:

stonehenge
02-09-2010, 04:30 PM
:drool:

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 02:06 PM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/a7cab58a.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/5e5d3b73.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/8758864c.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/e1ade3b5.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/39266d09.jpg

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 02:24 PM
Bacon tat makes sense to me :shrug:

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 02:34 PM
:serio:

plus, when you get old it'll be all wrinkled lakk real bacon :happy:

Chadster08
06-17-2010, 02:51 PM
wow.

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 03:26 PM
get bacon tat on junk

"babe, you hungry?"

theholycow
06-17-2010, 05:16 PM
Goddamn, the bacon turtle looks good.

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/15/bacon-turtles-1.jpg

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Bacon hot dog turtle surprise.

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 05:18 PM
nice handheld snack

:roflmaonono:

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get bacon tat on junk

"babe, you hungry?"

:clap:

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 05:29 PM
chriz would probably be outraged at meat tawtoil

chevyrado14
06-17-2010, 05:34 PM
im only outraged that im not eating one right now

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 05:36 PM
you cant handle teh meat turtlez

chevyrado14
06-17-2010, 05:37 PM
the meat turtle cant handle me

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 05:45 PM
:ohsnap: @ meat turtle diss

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 10:51 PM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/2508ab62.jpg

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 10:53 PM
nsiw

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 10:54 PM
:lolque:

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oh i got it

trust meh you wantz

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 10:55 PM
orly, youz had?

BillyJeanKing
06-17-2010, 10:57 PM
naw :(

brb, trying sex donut

not gonna put mah thang through teh hole...i meant....gonna eat a.....wait.....see ya

stonehenge
06-17-2010, 10:58 PM
:eek2:

BillyJeanKing
06-18-2010, 02:10 PM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs419.snc3/25256_377563313561_515708561_3676209_4074891_n.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25256_377563378561_515708561_3676216_5621439_n.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs439.snc3/25256_377563383561_515708561_3676217_3235775_n.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25256_377563393561_515708561_3676218_7854817_n.jpg
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25256_377563398561_515708561_3676219_467399_n.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs419.snc3/25256_377563408561_515708561_3676220_4910707_n.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25256_377563413561_515708561_3676221_7451946_n.jpg
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs419.snc3/25256_377563418561_515708561_3676222_2330648_n.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs419.snc3/25256_377563323561_515708561_3676210_1218240_n.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25256_377563343561_515708561_3676211_7369665_n.jpg
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs419.snc3/25256_377563353561_515708561_3676212_8159110_n.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs419.snc3/25256_377563358561_515708561_3676213_3243750_n.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25256_377563363561_515708561_3676214_5328646_n.jpg
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs439.snc3/25256_377563368561_515708561_3676215_5562870_n.jpg

Cez★
06-18-2010, 02:22 PM
:turbohump:

BillyJeanKing
06-18-2010, 02:36 PM
you gonna sex teh bacon log??? :naughty:

Cez★
06-18-2010, 02:40 PM
hellz yeah

chevyrado14
06-18-2010, 03:02 PM
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/zerosignal/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg

Marcos
06-18-2010, 04:58 PM
Holy shit.... DO WANT

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 04:32 AM
NSFW http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bacon-bra-baconator-wendys-bacon-bikini-meat-bikini-bacon-bra-meat-bra-food-fetish-meat-fetish-naked-girls-eating-meat-naked-women-meat-1.jpg

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:05 AM
SI PINCHE QUIERO :drool:

theholycow
07-12-2010, 11:34 AM
Pinche korkah, embedding NSFW pic.

Pinche wan, forgot his mod duties.

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 12:20 PM
i didn't think it was that bad :shrug:

linden
07-12-2010, 02:27 PM
could you imagine puking this back up
http://thegloss.com/files/2010/04/bacon-vodka.jpg

Cez★
07-12-2010, 02:29 PM
yes i could. no i dont want to :uhoh:

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 03:14 PM
Pinche korkah, embedding NSFW pic.

Pinche wan, forgot his mod duties.

Fuck I saw it on Tapatalk and didn't realize it wasn't in FF :fp:

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 04:51 PM
wan be slippin :imo:

i can haz his mod powahs???

theholycow
07-12-2010, 04:58 PM
The responsibility of having the Tembo, the big wiffle bat, and mod powers...well, it's just not acceptable for one man to wield so much power.

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 05:00 PM
:rofl:

you prolly right

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:07 PM
:word: i no haz wiffle bat :emo:

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 05:09 PM
what you haz???

salami log?

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:16 PM
kinda, is like half chorizo half bratwurst

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 05:17 PM
:lol:

yo lady likes teh taste of sausage???

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:27 PM
sometimes pero not as much as I usually hope for :emo:

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 05:28 PM
i will send pimpology 101 bewk

just paypal me $19.95

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:46 PM
ya but prolly 90% of book is how to handle wiffle bat and how to get at dat azn wimmenz

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 05:51 PM
:roflmaonono:

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:53 PM
zomg was AL azn?

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 05:56 PM
no azn's in AL foo :roflmao:

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 06:00 PM
ok then must haz been wite wimmenz

BillyJeanKing
07-12-2010, 06:03 PM
rofl

no

teh black wimmin

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 06:19 PM
:whoa: :whoa:

Chris
07-12-2010, 11:44 PM
subway haz a new bacon + steak sub = tasty

Cez★
07-13-2010, 12:15 AM
:orly:

stonehenge
07-13-2010, 01:31 AM
subway haz a new bacon + steak sub = tasty

kinda want

Ewok
07-13-2010, 01:35 AM
do want subway

linden
07-15-2010, 04:15 PM
subway haz a new bacon + steak sub = tasty

http://dissophoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/a-sub-so-good-youll-foam-at-the-mouth.jpg

BillyJeanKing
07-15-2010, 04:19 PM
:sneaky:

somethings not right about that ad

Cez★
07-15-2010, 04:19 PM
:turborofl: dat aint right

MikeH
07-15-2010, 10:47 PM
Cupcakes?

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/890/baconcupcake1.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/i/baconcupcake1.jpg/)

BillyJeanKing
07-15-2010, 10:52 PM
:turbohump:

:turbohumping:

:feedme:

stonehenge
07-15-2010, 11:57 PM
:datbacons:

BillyJeanKing
01-16-2011, 03:44 PM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4714/candleg.jpg

stonehenge
01-16-2011, 04:09 PM
Nom

Jaymez
01-26-2011, 02:50 PM
I wrote this back in 2003... An Ode to Bacon



MMMMM Bacon.

Bacon is perhaps the best meat of 'em all. Well, next to steak of course. Hell, steak even trumps pussy. Well, it trumps the pussy that I've had. Ask me if I want steak or pussy, I'll still pick pussy because that's almost an endangered species around these parts. Granted, I'll be damn sure to get my hands on a nice, thick, bloody, steak afterwards. Why am I talking about steak and pussy when we both know I started talking about bacon.

Yeah, bacon. The worlds second best meat. Wait a minute. Meat is muscle tissue, right? Pussy is muscle tissue, too. Bacon beats a lot of things, but I wouldn't go so far as to say that bacon beats pussy. Pussy is pussy, no matter how you cut it. Bacon, well it's not always bacon, is it? That shit that Dunkin Donuts puts on their egg sandwiches isn't really bacon. The same can be said for the stuff found on an Egg McMuffin. That looks more like Beggin' Strips bacon. I wonder if it tastes the same?

There's an idea. How about a taste test comparing bacon from all the fast food joints and Beggin' Strips. I'd be willing to try a piece of Beggin' Strips in the name of science. "Dogs don't know it's not bacon", but, do you think you'd know?

If it's that vile and disgusting, why would we feed it to our dogs in the first place? Aren't they man's best friend? Speak of dogs and bacon, how do we know that dogs don't know it's not bacon? Do dogs even care? I mean we're talking about a species of animal that can go down on themselves whenever they want.

For some reason, my dog always liked to give kisses after she licked her own asshole. Do you think she was trying to send me a message? "This is what I think of you, asshole!" I think if my dog had been a woman, she'd be that freak that wants to suck your dick right after you've fucked her in the ass.

Naturally, she'd want a kiss right afterwards. I once worked with a guy who said when you found
a woman that want to do that, you knew you'd found a keeper. A keeper for what, I don't know. I think I'd run and hide in a corner or something. Bitches like that are too crazy for me.

Now look at what I've done. I've lost track of the topic at hand. Bacon. I was comparing it to pussy, wasn't I? How the hell did I get on a Beggin Strips kick?

Bacon does have one advantage over pussy. It's far easier for dumbasses like me to obtain. I'm too damn dense to pick up on the signals. When I do pick up on 'em, I'm too much of a coward to react to 'em. That really sucks.

Lookin' back, I could have been hittin' a whole lot more pussy through college, but, I was too damn dense to realize it until now. That brunette in my Criminal Justice class that drove the Firebird would have been one helluva ride. As would the girl from my 20th Century class. But no. I was wrapped up in some bitch I met on the Internet. What a fucking' fool I am.

See?

I went off topic again. Dammit! Oh wait. No I didn't. I was talking about signals. Bacon has no signals. Either you can go to the store and say "that's the bacon I'm taking home" or walk into some greasy spoon and say "bring me bacon" and you'll get your bacon.

I know some guys that can get pussy like that, too. I'm not one of 'em. I wonder why? Must be because I'm an asshole. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Pussy does have one huge advantage over bacon, though. It feels so much better wrapped around my pecker, at least I'd hope so. I'd expect all that hot grease on the bacon would hurt that tender body part so much more than even getting kicked with a pointed shoe.

Speaking of bacon grease. I've gotta remember to tell the waitresses to stop dabbing off the extra bacon grease.

I know pussy can burn too, but, that usually happens after the fact, right? I didn't pay too much attention in that part of health class.


Even with all that considered, you can't over look the edibility factor. You like that word, huh? I'm not too sure, but, I think I just made that word up. Check the dictionary and get back to me on that, would you?

They can both be eaten, obviously, but, bacon can immediately burn your tongue. I think it takes a few weeks for pussy to have that effect. Talk about a delayed reaction, huh? Naturally, pussy eating' can lead to dick sucking and fucking', which is always a good, er, great thing. Bacon, well, that just helps make you fat.

Of course, fat isn't exactly a bad thing, either. Aren't tits mostly made up of fat? I can't deny my love of the titty. So, bacon can actually lead to bigger, squishier, titties. Not that there's anything wrong with the smaller, firmer, titties. After all, a titty is a titty and as long as it's attached to a body with a pussy, it's a good titty.

Pussy's link to tittes a little more direct, obvously. If you've got pussy, clearly, you've got titty. Imagine if there was a link to eatin' pussy and makin' the titties bigger? I think we'd be seeing a whole lot less bad boob jobs in the Wild Links pages.

Speaking' of making' bigger titties, have you heard the radio advertisements for some cream that'll supposedly make titties grow if you rub it in real good? How stupid can people really be? A cream, which when rubbed into a body part, will make things grow? Well, once my shipment comes in, I'll have to give it a try. I hope they send a driver better than myself to deliver it. I couldn't make a swing with a 53' trailer into my neighborhood. For four thousand dollars, it'd better work.

Bacon. Yeah. I was talking about bacon. I really like bacon. Not as much as I like steak. After careful consideration, it's not number two, either. It's a close call, though. After all, pussy and bacon have one thing in common that's undeniable. Even the bad stuff is pretty good.

I've heard that said about blowjobs and pizza, too. The sad fact is, I've had some really nasty pizza.

BillyJeanKing
01-26-2011, 02:56 PM
TL;DNR

but repz anyway :rofl:

stonehenge
01-26-2011, 03:21 PM
scanned it. Like really scanned it as in looking at some words, not reading any sentences. Saw words like bacon, grease, pussy, bitch, trailer, blowjobs, titties, pecker, meat, burn, asshole, pizza, fucked her in the ass, etc. Sounds like win to me. :repz:

BillyJeanKing
01-26-2011, 03:23 PM
:lol:

MikeH
01-26-2011, 04:08 PM
:spit:

black06
01-26-2011, 04:18 PM
must build bacon candle

Cez★
01-27-2011, 12:10 AM
must write bacon essay

MikeH
02-02-2011, 12:40 AM
http://blog.booturtle.com/2011/01/ham-solo-in-candybaronite.html

TATERNATER
02-02-2011, 12:45 AM
dnw....

MikeH
02-02-2011, 12:47 AM
:wtf:

who in their right mind wouldnt want chocolate covered bacon.

stonehenge
02-02-2011, 12:48 AM
Would try pb choco bacons

TATERNATER
02-03-2011, 03:20 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/stricninemonkey/42d4d68a_04a3_9e98.jpg

BillyJeanKing
04-22-2011, 12:18 AM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/New%20album/7258f55e.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/New%20album/1e26eaac.jpg

http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/storage/post-images/Skillet-Bacon-Jam-2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256170907689

race2c
04-22-2011, 12:44 AM
i love bacon as much as the next guy...but that last picture looks disgusting. :imo

Andrew
04-22-2011, 01:06 AM
CaK9bjLy3v4

stonehenge
04-22-2011, 01:38 AM
i love bacon as much as the next guy...but that last picture looks disgusting. :imo

Sounds like someone is jelly of the bacon jelly

BillyJeanKing
04-22-2011, 01:49 AM
CaK9bjLy3v4

Xpcpqz6jGig

The bacon talk starts at 2:12

:crossarms:

chevyrado14
04-22-2011, 01:56 AM
Dennys is having an event called baconalia. They supposedly have a maple bacon sundae.

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BillyJeanKing
04-22-2011, 01:56 AM
:whoa:

stonehenge
04-22-2011, 02:31 AM
:hmm:

Andrew
04-22-2011, 02:48 AM
:crossarms:

my one chance to impress you guys. RUINED!

:emo:

stonehenge
04-22-2011, 02:50 AM
sig pic is broken, moar ruined

BillyJeanKing
04-22-2011, 02:52 AM
my one chance to impress you guys. RUINED!

:emo:

tis ok :roflsquared:

race2c
04-22-2011, 05:10 PM
Sounds like someone is jelly of the bacon jelly

one could say that...but its looks ehhheheee to me...

TATERNATER
04-22-2011, 09:54 PM
Dennys is having an event called baconalia. They supposedly have a maple bacon sundae.

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saw that last weekend, nsif...

chevyrado14
04-22-2011, 11:15 PM
saw that last weekend, nsif...

i like bacon and all but i agree not sure how mixing it with ice cream would be.

BillyJeanKing
04-29-2011, 06:59 PM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk79/kourke/New%20album/0c8d6bca.jpg

stonehenge
04-29-2011, 07:01 PM
DMFW Pancacon

Snowman
04-30-2011, 10:12 PM
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/2853_alt2.jpg

BillyJeanKing
04-30-2011, 10:42 PM
:whoa:

Snowman
05-01-2011, 01:57 AM
All sorts of Bacon stuff (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/) like:

Bacon Toothpaste -
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e77b_bacon_toothpaste.jpg

Bacon Wallet -
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e63a_bacon_wallet.jpg

Tactical Canned Bacon -
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg

BillyJeanKing
05-01-2011, 01:57 AM
DNFW bacon toofpaste

apedestrian
05-01-2011, 01:58 AM
Kw tactical Bacon :hmm:

theholycow
05-01-2011, 02:25 AM
:hmm: Kinda want bacon toothpaste. Minty toothpaste annoys me.

stonehenge
05-01-2011, 11:19 AM
Bacon mints were gross. If toothpaste has mintiness w/ the bacon flavor, FTMFS.

Oh and for dinner tonight I had skrimps stuffed w/ sheez, wrapped in bacon.

:awwyeah:

BillyJeanKing
05-01-2011, 11:24 AM
:feedme:

chevyrado14
05-02-2011, 01:45 PM
i had some scallops wrapped in bacon on sat. soooo gooood

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 02:53 PM
http://www.dennys.com/en/baconalia/BaconCam

stonehenge
06-07-2011, 03:09 PM
:homerdrool:

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:15 PM
:rofl:

sizzlin bacon

MikeH
06-07-2011, 05:26 PM
looks too crunchy for meh

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:35 PM
you like soggeh bacon???

:what?:

MikeH
06-07-2011, 05:36 PM
nope, just dont like it super crunchy.

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:39 PM
:sneaky:

theholycow
06-07-2011, 05:42 PM
I like my bacon quite crunchy. I hate when it's tough and chewy.

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:45 PM
like teh kind they put on burgers at fast food restaurants

:puke:

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 05:46 PM
the applewood smoked bacon at wendys is awesome tho

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:46 PM
it is??? :bertstare:

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 05:48 PM
i thought it was on the jr bacon cheezburger i had on sat???

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:48 PM
maybe it was???

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 05:49 PM
it were

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:50 PM
:impossibru::

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 05:51 PM
:no:

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:52 PM
:okay:

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 05:54 PM
:happy:

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:55 PM
:cheeky:

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 05:56 PM
now i want to go to wendys again lol

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 05:57 PM
bring me back some nomz

:lol:

chevyrado14
06-07-2011, 06:01 PM
might go friday get that baconator action

BillyJeanKing
06-07-2011, 06:06 PM
i'll wait :popcorn:

stonehenge
06-07-2011, 07:07 PM
i'm not very picky when it comes to bacon, i nom it all :imo

i like it right in le middle but will nom crunchy or soft baconz as well :idgaf:

chevyrado14
06-13-2011, 01:50 PM
:drool: AOT

http://bacolicio.us//http://www.allofftopic.com

stonehenge
06-13-2011, 02:42 PM
Love that site. Makes everything better.

BillyJeanKing
06-13-2011, 03:46 PM
:rofl:

BillyJeanKing
08-04-2011, 07:37 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/l4hii.gif

stonehenge
08-04-2011, 07:38 AM
:megusta:

BillyJeanKing
09-13-2011, 07:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Oiy1z.jpg

stonehenge
09-13-2011, 07:48 PM
rofl unless you're jewish

no baconz for jewmal :emo:

BillyJeanKing
09-13-2011, 07:49 PM
:emo:

i wantz me bacon

stonehenge
09-13-2011, 07:50 PM
fts @ ur jewdyisms imo nom that mf bacons

chevyrado14
10-12-2011, 09:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yYTEM.jpg

stonehenge
10-12-2011, 09:42 PM
:datBaconStack:

BillyJeanKing
10-23-2011, 06:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EO2bb.jpg

:scared:

stonehenge
10-23-2011, 07:21 PM
Y'all get yer fixins?

Sounds texan :fp:

:tejasfacepalm:

Cez★
10-23-2011, 07:44 PM
u just jelly

shootermcgavin003
10-24-2011, 11:27 PM
i wish i could wake up with cheeseburgers like this bacon thing

BillyJeanKing
10-26-2011, 04:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7rMAy.gif

stonehenge
10-26-2011, 04:46 PM
epic meal time ftw

BillyJeanKing
10-31-2011, 04:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8VqvC.jpg

BillyJeanKing
11-09-2011, 01:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0MlLW.jpg

---------- Post added at 08:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:35 PM ----------

Unrelated to previous bacon pic:

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee506/JGrady003/7a26a0d8.jpg

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee506/JGrady003/ac895e14.jpg

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee506/JGrady003/54101f2a.jpg

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee506/JGrady003/82f0bb9d.jpg

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee506/JGrady003/e3c63ea8.jpg

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee506/JGrady003/7d69aeba.jpg

TATERNATER
11-09-2011, 05:45 AM
mmm.

no.

stonehenge
11-09-2011, 05:48 AM
I think you meant yes

TATERNATER
11-09-2011, 05:51 AM
if I did I apologize, cuz that shit would not fly in my house.

just like that bacon shake from dennys :wtf:

stonehenge
11-09-2011, 07:00 AM
There was a time when I may have said the same. However I was given a surprise cupcake at work one day that changed my life. Twas a cinnamon cup of caek with maple flavored icing. On top was a lone piece of bacon. At first I was horrified and sexually confused but after nomming it...

Bring on the bacon cinnamon rolls is all I have to say.

BillyJeanKing
11-09-2011, 03:05 PM
:wutsdat:

There was a time when I may have said the same. However I was given a surprise cupcake at work one day that changed my life. Twas a cinnamon cup of caek with maple flavored icing. On top was a lone piece of bacon. At first I was horrified and sexually confused but after nomming it...

Bring on the bacon cinnamon rolls is all I have to say.

stonehenge
11-09-2011, 03:11 PM
yes brah, it was a troubling time

pinche french toast cupcaek

BillyJeanKing
11-09-2011, 03:23 PM
:ragecheeky:

theholycow
11-09-2011, 06:32 PM
http://hphotos-iad1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/316471_2282842394128_1340880244_32279226_174574748 2_n.jpg

---------- Post added at 01:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:32 PM ----------

NSIW snacon.

stonehenge
11-09-2011, 06:33 PM
snacon = :scared:

TATERNATER
11-09-2011, 07:29 PM
oh but a bac-cake is cool?


disappointment ensues

lowerc
11-09-2011, 07:42 PM
bac-cake

:wtf: I thought it was caekon?

theholycow
11-09-2011, 07:43 PM
Cacon.

TATERNATER
11-09-2011, 07:58 PM
idgaf, its gross

stonehenge
11-09-2011, 10:59 PM
Cacon is win you just in denial

TATERNATER
11-10-2011, 01:16 AM
:nou:

Cez★
11-10-2011, 01:19 AM
OMFG spunkmonkey, i thought id never say this. PLZ GO :disappoint:

TATERNATER
11-10-2011, 01:29 AM
:okay:



:no:


dont insult the bacon wid icecram and cake and shit! it can handle bussiness on its own! god help you if beef gets involved, too!

linden
11-16-2011, 01:17 AM
speechless simply speechless... i think i win this thread

http://store.baconsalt.com/zzzBACONLUBE-40tm41zzz_p_60.html

TATERNATER
11-16-2011, 01:56 AM
could have just called it "Porkin' sause"

theholycow
11-16-2011, 02:33 AM
http://store.baconsalt.com/assets/images/baconlube_web2b.jpg
http://store.baconsalt.com/assets/images/baconlube_web3b.jpg

:picardpalm:

lowerc
11-24-2011, 05:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1WYkz.jpg

BillyJeanKing
11-24-2011, 05:47 PM
:skeet:

TATERNATER
11-24-2011, 07:30 PM
we have a new winner.

Aachener
11-27-2011, 05:59 PM
http://image-upload.de/image/hfUlrv/b78389dd03.jpg

BillyJeanKing
12-02-2011, 04:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/t7ONA.jpg

BillyJeanKing
12-06-2011, 02:40 PM
http://i2.imageban.ru/out/2011/12/06/3c7b6f43320f40ddbded3768b9dd0306.jpg

chevyrado14
12-06-2011, 02:41 PM
:datturkeybaconweavesweater:

stonehenge
12-06-2011, 03:16 PM
DFW bacon weave sweater!

btw :repz: @ wino cat

BillyJeanKing
12-09-2011, 03:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZFNnR.jpg

stonehenge
12-09-2011, 05:25 PM
dfw bacon art

in mah mouf