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theholycow
04-15-2009, 04:55 PM
Today, I was driving along, and looked at a piece of roadkill as I passed it. I thought it was some kind of misplaced obese duck-billed platypus (don't know why I went there first), until I realized I was looking at the ass-end of an obese beaver with his tail flat on the pavement.

Not more than a mile later I saw another one.

WTF? I don't think I've ever seen a beaver (the animal, not the other kind) in person, and today I saw two as roadkill right near eachother.

Bruce
04-15-2009, 08:04 PM
ive seen beavers before but around here the opossums and ground hogs are committing suicide.

Shaggy
04-15-2009, 08:34 PM
Well its funny you say that. I live in AZ and I have never seen a skunk in really life, but I know they exist here as I see them ran over all the time. I finally saw one alive and of course, I almost run it over. :p

Bruce
04-16-2009, 06:02 PM
skuny? we have those all over the place here!

theholycow
04-16-2009, 06:41 PM
What the hell is a Skuny?

Bruce
04-16-2009, 07:21 PM
i assume he meant skunk. I too have never heard of a skuny

stonehenge
04-17-2009, 12:17 AM
We don't have skunys in this part of AZ, lots of dead coyotes and javalinas though

Shaggy
04-17-2009, 12:44 AM
We don't have skunys in this part of AZ, lots of dead coyotes and javalinas though


Oh shut up, I only graduated 3rd grade so I can't spell. Leave me alone. :drunk:

And Tucson is where I saw the skunk that I almost ran over. ;)

Bruce
04-17-2009, 12:47 AM
We don't have skunys in this part of AZ, lots of dead coyotes and javalinas though

Dont see to many dead coyotes here in nc. Rarely ever see them at all actually.

theholycow
04-17-2009, 01:41 AM
Oh, dead skunks in the middle of the road...yeah, we get loads of those. I see live ones in person often enough, too.

AaronIROCZ
04-17-2009, 05:03 AM
Ill take your fuckin beavers and skunks any day and you can have all of our fuckin deer....mmmm kkkkk.

Shaggy
04-17-2009, 05:56 AM
Ill take your fuckin beavers and skunks any day and you can have all of our fuckin deer....mmmm kkkkk.


I am so glad I don't have to deal with that. That would suck!

stonehenge
04-17-2009, 07:49 PM
I saw a group of like 4-5 deer on the side of the road the other day. I srsly had NO idea we had deer around here :rofl:

theholycow
04-17-2009, 07:58 PM
We've definitely got deer heer...or would that be dere here? I hear deer here sometimes, and I see them but have managed not to get any deer-shaped holes in my vehicles.

Shaggy
04-18-2009, 06:35 AM
We've definitely got deer heer...or would that be dere here? I hear deer here sometimes, and I see them but have managed not to get any deer-shaped holes in my vehicles.


Way to steer clear of the deer you queer :gayfight:

stonehenge
04-18-2009, 10:37 AM
you gay rhymers

Renegade Pope
04-18-2009, 11:45 PM
I saw a kitten on the side of the road the other day had no clue we had them around here. I should have hit it so it wouldnt have harmed anyone else.

Bruce
04-19-2009, 05:17 PM
We've definitely got deer heer...or would that be dere here? I hear deer here sometimes, and I see them but have managed not to get any deer-shaped holes in my vehicles.

same here. its not a normal night unless i have to dodge at least 2 deer

Renegade Pope
04-19-2009, 09:45 PM
Haha no one even looks at my posts anymore, just like GMFS :bawl:

stonehenge
04-19-2009, 11:35 PM
your posts should be paid attention to the most due to the fact that they stick to the idea of this site and are nevar on topix

Renegade Pope
04-20-2009, 01:20 AM
I should be the president of AOT :)

stonehenge
04-20-2009, 02:25 AM
tis a scary thought

Renegade Pope
04-21-2009, 01:44 AM
I want to be the Michelle Obama of AOT so everyone will love me even though i dont mean shit to the site :)