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theholycow
04-14-2009, 09:04 PM
I am the difference between rectal and recital.

Shaggy
04-14-2009, 11:03 PM
Here we go. No idea, what do you think?

Renegade Pope
04-17-2009, 09:36 PM
You have no ass hole?

theholycow
04-17-2009, 09:43 PM
:lol:

You're trying too hard.

theholycow
04-12-2010, 02:58 PM
Why doesn't vacation + location = vocation?

JayBo
04-12-2010, 03:08 PM
I thought it was Jack Handy?

theholycow
04-12-2010, 03:35 PM
Bitch, my name ain't Jack!

JayBo
04-12-2010, 04:34 PM
OH hell my bad

theholycow
07-12-2010, 01:04 AM
Queso ra, sera: Whatever. The cheese will be.

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 04:58 AM
This thread

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Wanz head

KOURKE
07-12-2010, 05:00 AM
too mash thinkin

:headesplodes:

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 05:07 AM
:word:

theholycow
07-12-2010, 11:35 AM
If you guys are still chewing on this one...
I am the difference between rectal and recital.

Add the letter 'i' to "rectal" and it becomes "recital".

KOURKE
07-12-2010, 12:19 PM
:blahclap:

stonehenge
07-12-2010, 03:15 PM
mira cao all high and mighty with his big IQz

theholycow
07-27-2010, 12:34 AM
Someone else's deep thoughts:
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/why_i_didnt_buy_you_a_drink.jpg

theholycow
07-30-2010, 04:29 PM
When someone makes allegations, is that person an alligator?

stonehenge
07-30-2010, 04:32 PM
allegationator :imo

btw change it to Rick Handsy, its more your style :naughty:

KOURKE
07-30-2010, 10:51 PM
if someone renigs on a verbal contract, does that make them a re******???



ignore the misspelling of renege :roflfail:

stonehenge
07-30-2010, 10:57 PM
PC term is recoloredfolk you racists SOB

KOURKE
07-30-2010, 11:21 PM
:emo:

stonehenge
07-30-2010, 11:38 PM
ya thaz rite :hatersgonnahate:

KOURKE
07-30-2010, 11:44 PM
:pepper:

theholycow
11-21-2010, 12:55 PM
Is the musical guest on Saturday Night Live like the bubble gum in a pack of baseball cards?

KOURKE
11-21-2010, 01:04 PM
i don't get it :blah:

theholycow
11-21-2010, 01:53 PM
The gum in a pack of baseball cards is usually not very good. There's no need for it. Nobody buys it for the gum and I imagine that most people throw the gum away. It's a vestigial leftover from an earlier era where it was more relevant.

Well, does SNL need a musical guest? Does anyone care? How is it relevant to the rest of the show?

KOURKE
11-21-2010, 02:50 PM
i got it when i first read it :cheeky:

thanks for explaining it further :rofl:

stonehenge
11-21-2010, 03:46 PM
Oh I thought you meant the musical guest was nom and can haz blow into bubbles.

KOURKE
11-21-2010, 07:27 PM
:hahano:

theholycow
12-09-2010, 01:52 AM
Never Do Yesterday What Should Be Done Tomorrow.
If at Last You Do Succeed, Never Try Again.

(Credit to Robert Heinlein)

stonehenge
12-09-2010, 06:16 AM
csb

theholycow
03-05-2011, 12:20 PM
Maybe I should replace :gB:'s carburetor with a truckburetor.

KOURKE
03-05-2011, 01:57 PM
:rofl:

Cez★
03-05-2011, 04:09 PM
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/crazyshaggy/random%20crap/images3.jpg

shootermcgavin003
03-06-2011, 11:11 PM
The gum in a pack of baseball cards is usually not very good. There's no need for it. Nobody buys it for the gum and I imagine that most people throw the gum away. It's a vestigial leftover from an earlier era where it was more relevant.

Well, does SNL need a musical guest? Does anyone care? How is it relevant to the rest of the show?

i like the gum

and the musical guest better than the show most of the time

TATERNATER
03-07-2011, 03:01 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/stricninemonkey/58588c6f_de84_845b.jpg

shootermcgavin003
03-09-2011, 12:24 AM
snl sucks

ShellBabe23x
03-10-2011, 04:14 AM
I LOOOVE SNL!! ;) andy samberg.. weeeuh what a babe http://184.72.239.143/mu/d072ac67-502d-cecb.jpg


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Cez★
03-10-2011, 04:15 AM
nUdz?

ShellBabe23x
03-10-2011, 04:16 AM
who ya talkin to .


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Cez★
03-10-2011, 04:17 AM
u? assuming your the one in the pic in the first post? :roflshrug:

ShellBabe23x
03-10-2011, 04:20 AM
hahahh. oh & yes thats me, and no i dont send nudes to strangers.


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Cez★
03-10-2011, 04:22 AM
:kittahstare:


post some more and ya wont be a stranger :happy:

ShellBabe23x
03-10-2011, 04:23 AM
well i still have no idea who you are aha.


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Cez★
03-10-2011, 04:25 AM
i am king cez. ruler of this e-domain :crazy:


not really. im just a dude whos
:foreveralone:

aot doesnt get many new posters often :roflsad:

stonehenge
03-10-2011, 04:39 AM
Cez already scaring new person away :facepalm:

ShellBabe23x
03-10-2011, 04:41 AM
hahah you guys are crazy.


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stonehenge
03-10-2011, 04:43 AM
:whoa: Cez didn't scare her away yet

ShellBabe23x
03-10-2011, 04:44 AM
uhhh should i be scared?


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Cez★
03-10-2011, 04:46 AM
:whoa: Cez didn't scare her away yet

:nowai:


http://diversityiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/you-gonna-get-raped-yorapper.jpg

rofl. jk

Mancinderblockpig
03-10-2011, 04:49 AM
:gorillastare:

theholycow
03-10-2011, 01:24 PM
:whoa: Cez didn't scare her away yet
:horyshet:
uhhh should i be scared?


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If what you've already seen hasn't scared you off, then no, you shouldn't be scared.

ShellBabe23x
03-11-2011, 12:25 AM
i dont remember seeing anything scary , but um okay then .


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stonehenge
03-11-2011, 12:29 AM
:horyshet: she came back :whoa:

Cez★
03-11-2011, 01:01 AM
:rofl:

Andrew
03-11-2011, 04:43 AM
I just realized somethins...with the new gurl.

Is i the only CDN who somewhat posts regularly?

:foreveralone:

Cez★
03-11-2011, 04:48 AM
i think u only canadian here period :rofl:

theholycow
03-11-2011, 11:45 AM
Andrew be representin', yo!

lowerc
03-11-2011, 01:48 PM
am canadian too but don't really post :crossarms:

I don't have nearly as mash time on my hands as you gaiz but do enjoy misc lol pics
:fuckyeah:

stonehenge
03-11-2011, 01:52 PM
:jester:

lowerc
03-11-2011, 07:06 PM
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

KOURKE
03-11-2011, 07:08 PM
:hmm:

stonehenge
03-11-2011, 07:16 PM
Chad says "If you can't join them, beat them off."


:uhoh:

theholycow
03-11-2011, 07:18 PM
If you can't join them, try superglue.

stonehenge
03-11-2011, 07:24 PM
If you can't join 'em, tell 'em GFYS

Andrew
03-11-2011, 08:11 PM
am canadian too but don't really post

:nowai:

'nother CDN! What part you der aboot from eh?

lowerc
03-11-2011, 08:36 PM
sniper range from parliament :secretshake:

stonehenge
03-11-2011, 08:50 PM
parliament? crazy canadians

theholycow
03-11-2011, 09:02 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LaI0tHP0oL8/S3NxdU3iv-I/AAAAAAAAAQk/pLkB1DrYv9s/s800/082-WBITD_Parliament-MothershipC.jpg

KOURKE
03-11-2011, 09:36 PM
:security:

Andrew
03-11-2011, 11:56 PM
sniper range from parliament :secretshake:

:orly:

Tell meester Prime Minster I says "GTFO!"

...iz about...:hmm:....about a missile launch aways

lowerc
03-12-2011, 02:03 AM
:orly:

Tell meester Prime Minster I says "GTFO!"

...iz about...:hmm:....about a missile launch aways


Better than Iggy but I agree.
You from London? I lived there for 6 years, just moved year and a half ago

Andrew
03-12-2011, 05:43 PM
:roflmao:

Never heard of him reffered to as "Iggy".

Iz be in the deep south of ontario.. Half hour directly SW of the falls :secret:

lowerc
03-14-2011, 04:59 PM
enough of shitty canadian politics and back on topic


Isn't it interesting how the word "politics" is made up of the words "poli" meaning "many" in Latin, and "tics" as in "bloodsucking creatures"?


If a fat chick falls in the forrest do the trees laugh?

stonehenge
03-14-2011, 05:10 PM
fatty hater :crossarms:

lowerc
03-14-2011, 06:11 PM
:trolldance:

theholycow
03-14-2011, 06:13 PM
Wait, what about if a fat chick falls on my wood?

stonehenge
03-14-2011, 06:16 PM
then :miyagi:

frank911
03-17-2011, 11:23 AM
its a nice difference,

stonehenge
03-17-2011, 05:14 PM
If job = jerb, does bob = berb?

SUP BERRB

theholycow
03-17-2011, 10:40 PM
I need to get into the car. Lerb that key ferb over here.

Deus ex machina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina): When the author solves a difficult problem with a cop-out.
Deuce ex machina: When the author takes a shit on the story in the process.
Douche ex machina: When the author is a jerk about it.

stonehenge
03-17-2011, 10:42 PM
hey bish, plz slerb mah knerb

Snowman
03-21-2011, 04:12 AM
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Cez★
03-21-2011, 04:35 AM
dat masochist :uhohdoor:

stonehenge
03-21-2011, 02:19 PM
cez enjoys diarrhea





observing azns do et anyway

Cez★
03-21-2011, 10:05 PM
:sneaky:

theholycow
04-11-2011, 08:21 PM
Would it be funny if a girl had a shaved cooter and tattooed-on pubic hair?

stonehenge
04-11-2011, 08:36 PM
:eekclap:

theholycow
04-11-2011, 08:59 PM
Deep thoughts in an IM conversation:

Me: but Microsoft will probably make it a new de-facto standard
Friend: well, if MS history is anything to relate to
Friend: they will compare and contrast
Friend: fuck up a paradigm until it's no longer recognizeable
Friend: then make something that is better than the mess they made
Friend: then, everyone else will do it better, for free
Friend: and MS will catch up again
Friend: ad nauseum
Me: or add nauseum
Me: come to think of it we could condense that all to "microsoft will add nauseum"

stonehenge
04-11-2011, 09:02 PM
:wat:

theholycow
04-11-2011, 10:53 PM
:shrug: I thought "microsoft will add nauseum" was kinda witty.

theholycow
05-29-2011, 12:04 PM
If haste makes waste, good things come to those who wait, and patience is a virtue...why is procrastination bad?

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If actions speak louder than words, how is the pen mighter than the sword?

stonehenge
05-29-2011, 07:08 PM
Early bird gets le worm fits in there somewhere too I think :hmm:

theholycow
05-29-2011, 07:42 PM
:caoshake: Good point.

stonehenge
07-25-2011, 02:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NH3Uz.png

KOURKE
07-25-2011, 08:21 PM
hey bish, plz slerb mah knerb

like kern on le kerb :cheeky:

stonehenge
07-25-2011, 10:46 PM
DFW some kern on le kerb :megusta: roasted wif buttah :creepygusta:

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 02:58 AM
and slathered in mayonnaise

mexi-style

:lol:

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 03:00 AM
:sneaky:

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 03:05 AM
:happy: tis troo??? i knew it

mexis lub mernayse on theyz kawn :cheeky:

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 03:06 AM
:no:

i just like le buttah and some sault on mah kern kerbz

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 03:10 AM
:hemad:

that be us :D

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 03:13 AM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2010/11/psych-usa-shawn-gus.jpg

Cez★
07-26-2011, 03:43 AM
fgts

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 03:53 AM
someones jelly

Cez★
07-26-2011, 03:56 AM
:bishplz:

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 05:23 AM
:umad:

Cez★
07-26-2011, 01:21 PM
:kittahstare: u wish fgt

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 01:23 PM
:kiss:

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 01:54 PM
:hgh:

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 01:57 PM
XJSkrF8nhxg

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 02:59 PM
hold on hold on... i got this shit gimme a min

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http://i.imgur.com/hi2Dd.gif

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 03:01 PM
:lol:

we be jesty muthafukkas

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 03:07 PM
apparently they were dancing to "Shout" :jester:

KOURKE
07-26-2011, 03:21 PM
apparently we were dancing to "Shout" :jester:

fixed :happy:

stonehenge
07-26-2011, 03:26 PM
:secretshake:

stonehenge
07-27-2011, 03:18 PM
Why the fuck is this almost always the case?

http://www.biglolz.com/images/1311042910-45419.jpg

I put it in the right way, it feels like it is wrong, flip it, shit feels ever more wrong, flip it back and the bitch plugs in.

:jackiechanmindfulloffuck:

theholycow
07-27-2011, 03:27 PM
Every.

Fucking.

Time.

:pissed:

theholycow
08-04-2011, 03:05 PM
If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, WTF is a humanitarian?

stonehenge
08-04-2011, 03:24 PM
Not sure if it belongs here but I hate how the smallest, simplest, least lethal fart can become the most foul rank beast just because you are in the shower where it's all steamy. FTS.

KOURKE
08-04-2011, 03:25 PM
:eek2:

stonehenge
08-04-2011, 04:25 PM
you know what im sayin

lowerc
08-04-2011, 04:37 PM
holy shit, did jest
especially with your stupid bread cat staring at me

stonehenge
08-04-2011, 04:37 PM
you know breadcat is awesome

theholycow
02-20-2012, 04:55 PM
If the gangbang is too crowded and you can't get to the bitch's hole, is that a Distributed Denial Of Cervix?

stonehenge
02-20-2012, 05:25 PM
:lol:

Greatwhite
02-20-2012, 08:09 PM
at want number does it start to be a gangbang?

after four?

theholycow
02-20-2012, 08:16 PM
:hmm: That is indeed a deep thought, my friend.

Greatwhite
02-20-2012, 08:28 PM
:happy:


I haz deep thawts. :security:

theholycow
03-09-2012, 03:17 AM
If Chuck Norris and an equal mass of bacon were to fight, which would win?

KOURKE
03-09-2012, 03:21 AM
shuck norris would marry dat baycunz

theholycow
03-09-2012, 03:23 AM
Rick Astley would play at the wedding. :imo