Deep thoughts, by Rick Handey

[theholycow]

I am the difference between rectal and recital.

[Shaggy]

Here we go. No idea, what do you think?

[Renegade Pope]

You have no ass hole?

[theholycow]

:lol:

You're trying too hard.

[theholycow]

Why doesn't vacation + location = vocation?

[JayBo]

I thought it was Jack Handy?

[theholycow]

Bitch, my name ain't Jack!

[JayBo]

OH hell my bad

[theholycow]

Queso ra, sera: Whatever. The cheese will be.

[stonehenge]

This thread

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Wanz head

[BillyJeanKing]

too mash thinkin

:headesplodes:

[stonehenge]

:word:

[theholycow]

If you guys are still chewing on this one...
I am the difference between rectal and recital.

Add the letter 'i' to "rectal" and it becomes "recital".

[BillyJeanKing]

:blahclap:

[stonehenge]

mira cao all high and mighty with his big IQz

[theholycow]

Someone else's deep thoughts:
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/why_i_didnt_buy_you_a_drink.jpg

[theholycow]

When someone makes allegations, is that person an alligator?

[stonehenge]

allegationator :imo

btw change it to Rick Handsy, its more your style :naughty:

[BillyJeanKing]

if someone renigs on a verbal contract, does that make them a re******???



ignore the misspelling of renege :roflfail:

[stonehenge]

PC term is recoloredfolk you racists SOB

[BillyJeanKing]

:emo:

[stonehenge]

ya thaz rite :hatersgonnahate:

[BillyJeanKing]

:pepper:

[theholycow]

Is the musical guest on Saturday Night Live like the bubble gum in a pack of baseball cards?

[BillyJeanKing]

i don't get it :blah:

[theholycow]

The gum in a pack of baseball cards is usually not very good. There's no need for it. Nobody buys it for the gum and I imagine that most people throw the gum away. It's a vestigial leftover from an earlier era where it was more relevant.

Well, does SNL need a musical guest? Does anyone care? How is it relevant to the rest of the show?

[BillyJeanKing]

i got it when i first read it :cheeky:

thanks for explaining it further :rofl:

[stonehenge]

Oh I thought you meant the musical guest was nom and can haz blow into bubbles.

[BillyJeanKing]

:hahano:

[theholycow]

Never Do Yesterday What Should Be Done Tomorrow.
If at Last You Do Succeed, Never Try Again.

(Credit to Robert Heinlein)

[stonehenge]

csb

[theholycow]

Maybe I should replace :gB:'s carburetor with a truckburetor.

[BillyJeanKing]

:rofl:

[Cez★]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/crazyshaggy/random%20crap/images3.jpg

[shootermcgavin003]

The gum in a pack of baseball cards is usually not very good. There's no need for it. Nobody buys it for the gum and I imagine that most people throw the gum away. It's a vestigial leftover from an earlier era where it was more relevant.

Well, does SNL need a musical guest? Does anyone care? How is it relevant to the rest of the show?

i like the gum

and the musical guest better than the show most of the time

[TATERNATER]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/stricninemonkey/58588c6f_de84_845b.jpg

[shootermcgavin003]

snl sucks

[ShellBabe23x]

I LOOOVE SNL!! ;) andy samberg.. weeeuh what a babe http://184.72.239.143/mu/d072ac67-502d-cecb.jpg


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[Cez★]

nUdz?

[ShellBabe23x]

who ya talkin to .


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[Cez★]

u? assuming your the one in the pic in the first post? :roflshrug:

[ShellBabe23x]

hahahh. oh & yes thats me, and no i dont send nudes to strangers.


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[Cez★]

:kittahstare:


post some more and ya wont be a stranger :happy:

[ShellBabe23x]

well i still have no idea who you are aha.


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[Cez★]

i am king cez. ruler of this e-domain :crazy:


not really. im just a dude whos
:foreveralone:

aot doesnt get many new posters often :roflsad:

[stonehenge]

Cez already scaring new person away :facepalm:

[ShellBabe23x]

hahah you guys are crazy.


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[stonehenge]

:whoa: Cez didn't scare her away yet

[ShellBabe23x]

uhhh should i be scared?


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[Cez★]

:whoa: Cez didn't scare her away yet

:nowai:


http://diversityiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/you-gonna-get-raped-yorapper.jpg

rofl. jk

[Manbearpig]

:gorillastare:

[theholycow]

:whoa: Cez didn't scare her away yet
:horyshet:
uhhh should i be scared?


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If what you've already seen hasn't scared you off, then no, you shouldn't be scared.

[ShellBabe23x]

i dont remember seeing anything scary , but um okay then .


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[stonehenge]

:horyshet: she came back :whoa:

[Cez★]

:rofl:

[Andrew]

I just realized somethins...with the new gurl.

Is i the only CDN who somewhat posts regularly?

:foreveralone:

[Cez★]

i think u only canadian here period :rofl:

[theholycow]

Andrew be representin', yo!

[lowerc]

am canadian too but don't really post :crossarms:

I don't have nearly as mash time on my hands as you gaiz but do enjoy misc lol pics
:fuckyeah:

[stonehenge]

:jester:

[lowerc]

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

[BillyJeanKing]

:hmm:

[stonehenge]

Chad says "If you can't join them, beat them off."


:uhoh:

[theholycow]

If you can't join them, try superglue.

[stonehenge]

If you can't join 'em, tell 'em GFYS

[Andrew]

am canadian too but don't really post

:nowai:

'nother CDN! What part you der aboot from eh?

[lowerc]

sniper range from parliament :secretshake:

[stonehenge]

parliament? crazy canadians

[theholycow]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LaI0tHP0oL8/S3NxdU3iv-I/AAAAAAAAAQk/pLkB1DrYv9s/s800/082-WBITD_Parliament-MothershipC.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

:security:

[Andrew]

sniper range from parliament :secretshake:

:orly:

Tell meester Prime Minster I says "GTFO!"

...iz about...:hmm:....about a missile launch aways

[lowerc]

:orly:

Tell meester Prime Minster I says "GTFO!"

...iz about...:hmm:....about a missile launch aways


Better than Iggy but I agree.
You from London? I lived there for 6 years, just moved year and a half ago

[Andrew]

:roflmao:

Never heard of him reffered to as "Iggy".

Iz be in the deep south of ontario.. Half hour directly SW of the falls :secret:

[lowerc]

enough of shitty canadian politics and back on topic


Isn't it interesting how the word "politics" is made up of the words "poli" meaning "many" in Latin, and "tics" as in "bloodsucking creatures"?


If a fat chick falls in the forrest do the trees laugh?

[stonehenge]

fatty hater :crossarms:

[lowerc]

:trolldance:

[theholycow]

Wait, what about if a fat chick falls on my wood?

[stonehenge]

then :miyagi:

[frank911]

its a nice difference,

[stonehenge]

If job = jerb, does bob = berb?

SUP BERRB

[theholycow]

I need to get into the car. Lerb that key ferb over here.

Deus ex machina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina): When the author solves a difficult problem with a cop-out.
Deuce ex machina: When the author takes a shit on the story in the process.
Douche ex machina: When the author is a jerk about it.

[stonehenge]

hey bish, plz slerb mah knerb

[Snowman]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[Cez★]

dat masochist :uhohdoor:

[stonehenge]

cez enjoys diarrhea





observing azns do et anyway

[Cez★]

:sneaky:

[theholycow]

Would it be funny if a girl had a shaved cooter and tattooed-on pubic hair?

[stonehenge]

:eekclap:

[theholycow]

Deep thoughts in an IM conversation:

Me: but Microsoft will probably make it a new de-facto standard
Friend: well, if MS history is anything to relate to
Friend: they will compare and contrast
Friend: fuck up a paradigm until it's no longer recognizeable
Friend: then make something that is better than the mess they made
Friend: then, everyone else will do it better, for free
Friend: and MS will catch up again
Friend: ad nauseum
Me: or add nauseum
Me: come to think of it we could condense that all to "microsoft will add nauseum"

[stonehenge]

:wat:

[theholycow]

:shrug: I thought "microsoft will add nauseum" was kinda witty.

[theholycow]

If haste makes waste, good things come to those who wait, and patience is a virtue...why is procrastination bad?

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If actions speak louder than words, how is the pen mighter than the sword?

[stonehenge]

Early bird gets le worm fits in there somewhere too I think :hmm:

[theholycow]

:caoshake: Good point.

[stonehenge]

http://i.imgur.com/NH3Uz.png

[BillyJeanKing]

hey bish, plz slerb mah knerb

like kern on le kerb :cheeky:

[stonehenge]

DFW some kern on le kerb :megusta: roasted wif buttah :creepygusta:

[BillyJeanKing]

and slathered in mayonnaise

mexi-style

:lol:

[stonehenge]

:sneaky:

[BillyJeanKing]

:happy: tis troo??? i knew it

mexis lub mernayse on theyz kawn :cheeky:

[stonehenge]

:no:

i just like le buttah and some sault on mah kern kerbz

[BillyJeanKing]

:hemad:

that be us :D

[stonehenge]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2010/11/psych-usa-shawn-gus.jpg

[Cez★]

fgts

[stonehenge]

someones jelly

[Cez★]

:bishplz:

[BillyJeanKing]

:umad:

[Cez★]

:kittahstare: u wish fgt

[BillyJeanKing]

:kiss:

[stonehenge]

:hgh:

[BillyJeanKing]

XJSkrF8nhxg

[stonehenge]

hold on hold on... i got this shit gimme a min

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http://i.imgur.com/hi2Dd.gif

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

we be jesty muthafukkas

[stonehenge]

apparently they were dancing to "Shout" :jester:

[BillyJeanKing]

apparently we were dancing to "Shout" :jester:

fixed :happy:

[stonehenge]

:secretshake:

[stonehenge]

Why the fuck is this almost always the case?

http://www.biglolz.com/images/1311042910-45419.jpg

I put it in the right way, it feels like it is wrong, flip it, shit feels ever more wrong, flip it back and the bitch plugs in.

:jackiechanmindfulloffuck:

[theholycow]

Every.

Fucking.

Time.

:pissed:

[theholycow]

If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, WTF is a humanitarian?

[stonehenge]

Not sure if it belongs here but I hate how the smallest, simplest, least lethal fart can become the most foul rank beast just because you are in the shower where it's all steamy. FTS.

[BillyJeanKing]

:eek2:

[stonehenge]

you know what im sayin

[lowerc]

holy shit, did jest
especially with your stupid bread cat staring at me

[stonehenge]

you know breadcat is awesome

[theholycow]

If the gangbang is too crowded and you can't get to the bitch's hole, is that a Distributed Denial Of Cervix?

[stonehenge]

:lol:

[Greatwhite]

at want number does it start to be a gangbang?

after four?

[theholycow]

:hmm: That is indeed a deep thought, my friend.

[Greatwhite]

:happy:


I haz deep thawts. :security:

[theholycow]

If Chuck Norris and an equal mass of bacon were to fight, which would win?

[BillyJeanKing]

shuck norris would marry dat baycunz

[theholycow]

Rick Astley would play at the wedding. :imo